So im hollerin at this girl.....mildly

Ghost1 · 05-07-2014, 04:08 PM

An AYO

But yo

Ayo sons

But

Forreal

Yo

Shes got a man. Usually i wont concern myself with this type of scenario....just because i dont personally prefer to put in more then a day or 2s effort. But i see this bitch at work anyways so she could be a side project....so i just talk to her mildly.

The other day shes like....hey its my bday...u should come by....my bf is at the drs office gettin a check up

So im gettin ready to head over an she hits me up like....dont come over. Its not a good time.

BITCH I ALREADY RUBBED THAT EASY 9NE OUT AN I JUST PUT ON THIS FLY ASS POLO ...YA BOY BEARD SMELLS OF RICH CEDAR AND I GOT A VISHIS CREATINE PUMP

WAT THE FUCK!?!?

BITCH U BETTER GET FAMILIAR

I didnt text her back. I just put on sum little john drew pictures of women getting into plqne crashes.

The next day (today)

She says.... hey sorry bout yesterday

My bf found out he has joint cancer.

:0

So....

U trynna come by tonite tho?

Im srry jesus.

THE PUZZLEMASTER · 05-07-2014, 04:12 PM

Storytelling skills increased plus ten sun

Ghost1 · 05-07-2014, 04:13 PM

:)

This is a light one.

El Muffin · 05-07-2014, 04:14 PM

Hahaha my jumpoff is dyin over here

Cooooolllldblooooded

THE PUZZLEMASTER · 05-07-2014, 04:14 PM

Much longer and I woulda changed the channel for lack of nsfw

Ghost1 · 05-07-2014, 04:15 PM

Truuuuchainz

The hardbody paragraphs dont get the love they deserve.

THE PUZZLEMASTER · 05-07-2014, 04:20 PM

jointcancer=aidsnigga, greenlight 4 dome tho

StarFaggot · 05-07-2014, 04:34 PM

Many details were left out.

Have you smashed before?
So you met her at work and got her number?
Why couldn't she go to your place?
You see the bitch at work... So you're at work and you see her or she works there?

StarFaggot · 05-07-2014, 04:43 PM

Bags it's clear you live with someone maternal. All the signs are pointing to it. Get on the blog thing it's time to supplement that income.

Ghost1 · 05-07-2014, 04:50 PM

U decided ud blatantly steal veritas drapes angoe for yourself.....then post it in 2 seperate threads cuz you were so excited?

Lol. Please stop masaiiing.

An in regards to ur other post

No i never smashed
Yes i met her at work an got her n7mber
She could hqve came to my place.....but she asked me to come to hers.....its ok to leave the house sometimes....
Qn yea she works here....ive told you i work for a medical health insurance provider in the central billing office....people dont come to visit.

All tuem questi9ns were obv tho

Aero just like hearing himself type.

StarFaggot · 05-07-2014, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

U decided ud blatantly steal veritas drapes angoe for yourself.....then post it in 2 seperate threads cuz you were so excited?

Lol. Please stop masaiiing.

An in regards to ur other post

No i never smashed
Yes i met her at work an got her n7mber
She could hqve came to my place.....but she asked me to come to hers.....its ok to leave the house sometimes....
Qn yea she works here....ive told you i work for a medical health insurance provider in the central billing office....people dont come to visit.

All tuem questi9ns were obv tho

Aero just like hearing himself type.

Stop it Bags. You've never outright denied living with maternals.

It's not just the apple themed drapes it's that your PC's in the kitchen. No bachelor has a PC in the kitchen that's a community computer.

None of my business though.

anime_boners · 05-07-2014, 04:50 PM

waaaaay gone

pls, for your soul, and ion't even believe in souls, but for your soul, don't do it.

sidenote: i refuse to believe your beard smells of anything but old sweat, and whatever foods white people eat.. like grilled cheese w/ mayo or some shit.

Ghost1 · 05-07-2014, 04:52 PM

LOOOOL

Cedar. Carved by the axe of a warlord.

Ghost1 · 05-07-2014, 05:02 PM

Ive stated numerous times That i live alone.
I have a laptop....it is portable...i do the video mags in my kitchen because i prefer the ambience created by the surrounding windows tho there are mags that ive done in my living room which defeats this gorilla minded theory.

Any other inquiries detective whitebread?

Hush · 05-07-2014, 05:04 PM

Shes fat isn't she

Ghost1 · 05-07-2014, 05:06 PM

LMAO

Nah yo

Shes mad short tho

Like a little elf w titties.

Wise Wiggles · 05-07-2014, 05:11 PM

Yo I read every post in thread aloud, in my wetarrd voice and it was amusing but yeah I wood still fuck the elf. fuck that nigga and his cancerous joints. He just scared she on the way out. leave a hicky in between her vagina and her asshole for good measure!

StarFaggot · 05-07-2014, 05:32 PM

Whitebread? I'll put so much dark matter in your sister's vaginal cavity your next Thanksgiving will be held in a parallel universe.

Dope girl · 05-07-2014, 05:52 PM

cancer is srs condition anyway i hope everything goes well for u and her

Batty · 05-07-2014, 06:35 PM

Bags. You are clearly boarding expertly in this thread. I can't help but to salute.

Drapes are sketchy, but boarding is sound.

05-07-2014, 04:12 PM	#2
THE PUZZLEMASTER Senior Member Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 259 Rep Power: 203449	Storytelling skills increased plus ten sun __________________ “Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all...”

05-07-2014, 04:14 PM	#4
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	Hahaha my jumpoff is dyin over here Cooooolllldblooooded __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-07-2014, 04:14 PM	#5
THE PUZZLEMASTER Senior Member Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 259 Rep Power: 203449	Much longer and I woulda changed the channel for lack of nsfw __________________ “Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all...”

05-07-2014, 04:20 PM	#7
THE PUZZLEMASTER Senior Member Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 259 Rep Power: 203449	jointcancer=aidsnigga, greenlight 4 dome tho __________________ “Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all...”

05-07-2014, 04:34 PM	#8
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,110 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	Many details were left out. Have you smashed before? So you met her at work and got her number? Why couldn't she go to your place? You see the bitch at work... So you're at work and you see her or she works there? __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B]

05-07-2014, 04:43 PM	#9
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,110 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	Bags it's clear you live with someone maternal. All the signs are pointing to it. Get on the blog thing it's time to supplement that income. __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B]

05-07-2014, 04:50 PM	#12
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,085 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899386	waaaaay gone pls, for your soul, and ion't even believe in souls, but for your soul, don't do it. sidenote: i refuse to believe your beard smells of anything but old sweat, and whatever foods white people eat.. like grilled cheese w/ mayo or some shit. __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

05-07-2014, 05:04 PM	#15
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,042 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181417	Shes fat isn't she __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

05-07-2014, 05:11 PM	#17
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,507 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788019	Yo I read every post in thread aloud, in my wetarrd voice and it was amusing but yeah I wood still fuck the elf. fuck that nigga and his cancerous joints. He just scared she on the way out. leave a hicky in between her vagina and her asshole for good measure! __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

05-07-2014, 05:32 PM	#18
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,110 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	Whitebread? I'll put so much dark matter in your sister's vaginal cavity your next Thanksgiving will be held in a parallel universe. __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B] Last edited by StarFaggot; 05-07-2014 at 05:36 PM.

05-07-2014, 05:52 PM	#19
Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,707 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521416	cancer is srs condition anyway i hope everything goes well for u and her

05-07-2014, 06:35 PM	#20
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899382	Bags. You are clearly boarding expertly in this thread. I can't help but to salute. Drapes are sketchy, but boarding is sound.