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05-08-2014, 12:58 PM
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39 NS, lost in votes once
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 11,242
Battle Record: 32-40
Champed - Time to Kill X
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Found a gloryhole at this piece of shit bar
Straight up, it was duck taped out waiting for me to use it.. arrows pointing to it & shit.
U gotta drop a dub thru it & wait up to 5 minutes.. from what I read on the wall anyways. Asked the bartender chick about it & she just kinda smirked & said u can gon' & do that if u want to, but I wouldn't recommend it. Fuck that, I gotta SEE what's about to suck my cock... she did say it's a woman that works it.. but didn't say much else. No gay shit. I was specific about that. Never done this b4. Iono yo. |
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05-08-2014, 01:05 PM
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Bisky-chama <3
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 3,085
Battle Record: 0-1
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there's dude back there. bet.
you are being trolled. do not put dick there.
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05-08-2014, 01:06 PM
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Genghis Khan Vuitton
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 3,304
Battle Record: 30-10
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - Pic Key Grand Prix
- 1-2 Season 1
- Newbie Tournament II
- Fight Night LXII
- Fight Night XLII
- Fight Night XXXIII
- Fight Night XXVI
- BA Swag & Flow
- 1-2 Punch League (2x)
- Netcees Battle League(2x)
- BA Slugfest II
- Fight Night of Champions
- Fight Night LXXXIII
- Summer Classic X
Rep Power: 34764468 |
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05-08-2014, 01:07 PM
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SDub
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 1,877
Battle Record: 40-34
Champed - Alias Tourney III (Heroes vs. Villians)
- Fight Night LXIV
- Netcees Battle League
Rep Power: 64920324 |
You're not a faggot if you don't see him sucking yo dick.
Now tell yourself that 3 times and prepare for a mouth with oral herpes.
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05-08-2014, 01:07 PM
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39 NS, lost in votes once
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 11,242
Battle Record: 32-40
Champed - Time to Kill X
- Write Week III
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Nah, I need to see what's handling da monster.. I'm not sticking my dick thru there unless I know it's a semi-hot broad.
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05-08-2014, 01:11 PM
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HALL OF FAME
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: portal 7 to the 9th exponent
Posts: 16,171
Battle Record: 3-5
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wait wait wait Tim...
either you do not have a monster, or you have the flexibility of 90yr old arthritic russian peasant woman...to have been unable to suck your own dick when you tried to. fair enough?
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05-08-2014, 01:15 PM
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green eggs and damn
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: northeast
Posts: 786
Battle Record: 1-4
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this disturbed me. i didn't know that was real. i thought it was just in really cheesy porn.
in my mind, that could never end well. i'm sorry but what if whoever is on the other side bites it off? i don't know. i don't stick your peter in there. dont do it just dont what if she has no teeth? or too many of them? no just dont |
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05-08-2014, 02:12 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 8,904
Battle Record: 27-22
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05-08-2014, 02:16 PM
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that nigga
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: trailer house
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05-08-2014, 02:29 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2013
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05-08-2014, 02:57 PM
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that nigga
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: trailer house
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05-08-2014, 03:29 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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05-08-2014, 03:38 PM
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green eggs and damn
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: northeast
Posts: 786
Battle Record: 1-4
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05-08-2014, 03:40 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
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05-08-2014, 03:46 PM
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green eggs and damn
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: northeast
Posts: 786
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05-08-2014, 01:18 PM
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nok Su kow
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 4,507
Battle Record: 1-1
Rep Power: 51788019 |
y'all some fucking pussies
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05-08-2014, 01:23 PM
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The Bad Guys.
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 9,168
Battle Record: 106-34
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - Key to Greatness I
- BA Cypher Tournament
- Tag Team Tournament I
- Fight Night LXXVI
- Time to Kill V
- Fight Night LXXX
- 1-2 Punch League
- Fight Night Cypher II
- Key Grand Prix IV
- NBL Cypher (7x)
- Throwdown Cypher
- Netcees Battle League (2x)
- BA Cypher III
- Fight Night 1
- Tag Team Tournament V
Rep Power: 85899398 |
Lmaoo Wat if someone just punched ur shit hard as fuck took ur money an dip lmaoo
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05-08-2014, 01:27 PM
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HALL OF FAME
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: portal 7 to the 9th exponent
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Tim aint got no money.
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05-08-2014, 01:30 PM
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SDub
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 1,877
Battle Record: 40-34
Champed - Alias Tourney III (Heroes vs. Villians)
- Fight Night LXIV
- Netcees Battle League
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05-08-2014, 01:24 PM
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NJ Devil
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,042
Battle Record: Who Cares
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Rep Power: 84181417 |
Strik plz save the site
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