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View Poll Results: Do you think bitch ass moderator Paradigm needs to post a picture or else have his moderator powers | |||
yeh fuk dat nigga post a pic bitch NOBODY GIVES A FUCK WUT U POST 3 YEARS AGO | 17 | 89.47% | |
nah, he cool, even tho im a bitch ass faggot i dont think he should post a pic | 2 | 10.53% | |
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08-22-2014, 07:06 PM | #1 |
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- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
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NETCEES COUNCIL, ALL GATHER
@Sir Oswald Gonesberg @El Pancake @Bags
mustachia Bailiff: Please rise. The Court of the Second Netcees Judicial court, Criminal Division, is now in session, the Honorable Judge BB DA BB MUSTACHIO DA GAWD presiding. Judge BB: Everyone but the jury may be seated. mustachia Bailiff: Please raise your right hand. Do you solemnly swear or affirm that you will truly listen to this case and render a true verdict and a fair sentence as to this defendant? NETCEES: I DO You may be seated. Judge BB: Members of the jury, your duty today will be to determine whether the defendant is guilty or not guilty based only on facts and evidence provided in this case. The prosecution has the GAY FAGGOT MODERATOR @Paradigm burden of proving the guilt of the defendant beyond a reasonable doubt. This burden remains on the prosecution through the trial. The prosecution must prove that a crime was committed (IT HAS BEEN CAUSE HESA FAGGOT) and that the defendant is the person who committed the crime (HE DID). However, if you are not satisfied of the defendant’s guilt to that extent, then reasonable doubt exists and the defendant must be found not guilty. (WHICH HE IS CAUSE HES A ULGLY BITCH MOD AND WONT POST A PIC) ALL IN FAVOR OF DEMODDING SUBSEQUENT MODERATOR @Paradigm AS A MOD AND RELIEVE HIM OF HIS DUTIES AS A FAGGOT NON PIC POSTER, PLEASE DO SO TO YOUR APPOINTED JUDGE THINGEY, I AM JUDGE BB, I WILL RE-EVALUATE THE SENTIMENTS GIVEN BY THE HONORABLE NETCEES JURY LATER. A poll will be provided, if paradigm votes on this he will be demodded per terms of the netcees branch. We have moderators to check that, if he does. BUT IF PARADIGM THE GUILTY WANTS TO SUPERSEDE THIS TRIAL, HE CAN POST A PICTURE AND ALL CHARGES WILL BE DROPPED. UNTIL THEN, WE'RE ADJOURNED. |
08-22-2014, 07:07 PM | #2 |
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08-22-2014, 07:09 PM | #3 |
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This is how it should be done. Fair.
I suggest giving the defendant twenty four (24) hours to post a pic. If the defendant does not comply with the court order he will be stripped of all titles, his land will be parceled out in equal shares to the constituents and regular posters of one "Netcees.co", and his woman will become my property, if the Honorable @big baby consents.
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08-22-2014, 07:21 PM | #4 | |
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Battle Record: Faggot-1
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Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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08-22-2014, 07:09 PM | #5 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
polls are uyp
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08-22-2014, 07:13 PM | #7 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
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Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
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08-22-2014, 07:23 PM | #8 |
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Fair. I respect the courts wishes.
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08-22-2014, 07:26 PM | #9 |
Bags will be avenged
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So, the one active mod, we should oust?
the only person really doing shit, we should get rid of that guy because he doesn't want to post a picture on the Internet? |
08-22-2014, 07:28 PM | #10 |
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OBJECTION. Your honor, Bags has not given his testimony yet, Destroyer is in contempt of court.
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08-22-2014, 07:36 PM | #11 | |
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Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
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08-22-2014, 07:27 PM | #12 |
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I vote that we jail one "Destroyer" for contempt.
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08-22-2014, 07:29 PM | #13 |
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Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
At the courts expense, I proceed with the jailing of said Destroyer, but honorable judge bb is feeling honorable today.
Destroyer one more outburst from you and I will have you jailed in contempt of court. Now be seated. |
08-22-2014, 07:28 PM | #14 |
Bags will be avenged
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Destroyer merely questioned the court and made no assertions
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08-22-2014, 07:39 PM | #15 |
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Yeah he should like totally post a pic and stuff.
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08-22-2014, 07:41 PM | #16 |
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voted the other way, cause that's how I roll faggots
des out |
08-22-2014, 07:43 PM | #17 |
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I motion this vote be struck from the record. It's clear Des has no interest in the truth here. His motives are Suth's pecs, if you know what I mean, your Honor.
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08-22-2014, 07:52 PM | #18 |
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Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
You're on thin ice. One more outburst and you'll be jailed for 24 hours.
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08-22-2014, 07:44 PM | #19 |
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Ahem
Honorable Judge bb da bb Netcees fully capable jury If i may.... AYO THIS FAGG9T NIGGA PARADIGM SHOOK AS FUCK TO POST HIS PICTIRE B. OH LOOK AT ME NC IM THE MEGA MOD @RED COATS THE BROTISH R COMING CUZ RED MEANS BLOOD LIKE U HURT THEM AND COATS IS A TEAM NAME AND ALSO THE RED COATS ARE WHAT PEOPLE FROM CANADA WEAR NIGGA STFU U FUCKIN WASHED UP LONGBAR MONGOLOID HEY BOATMEAL ....GET IT...CUZ HES A BOAT THAT SAILED PASSED U IN THE OM DISS AN U WERE LIKE OHH EVERY BAR WAS GOOD....CE0T THE ONES VS ME....CUZ THOSE WERE DUMB ...LOLOL U CRYBABY FAGGIT OLE GAY RITE ASS FAGGIT NIGGA OLE FEILD WITH PONDS ASS FILLED WITH PUNS ASS SHOOK ASS MAYWEATHER TRYS TO READ A BOOK ASS CERTAIN TAKES A FRIED FOOD COOK CLASS SCARED TO POST A PICTURE LOW CLASS MEDIOCRE BISHOP BLANCOS SOPHOMORE GEL BOTTLE ASS TOOTHPASTE HAIR DO COCKSUCKA. EVERY HALF ASS MAG U WRITE THE STRANGLE HOLD GRIP ON UR VIRGINITY KS TIGHTENED 2 FOLD. U FUCKIN VEGAN. U HAVE FANTASIES ABOUT PUNANI WHISPERS. U HAD A WETDREAM ABOUT A JELLO QUEEF FROM THE FORST SPOON OUT THE BOWL. POST A PICTURE OF UR DECEASED SOCK DRAWER. U WACK OFF INTO BEYOND TEXT BATTLES FROM 2007 YOU PEAKED IN LIFE ON IHH. OLD LOVE AND TEXT HOP LOOKIN WEIRDO FAGGIT FUCKFACE. U MADE A FUCKIN He whose name shall not be spoken GIF ON PHOTOSHOP TO HIDE THE FACT THAT U ARE TEN TIMES THE WARTHOGG OLE SCROOGE MC FATFACE EVER WAS OR HAS BEEN. EVEN THAT COCKSUCKING FAT GINGER WRETCHID FUCKIN HIGHSCHOOL TEXT DROP OUT JOHN HENSLEY AND PARS SIGJED MY YEARBOOK ASS FAGGIT METH POSTED HIS FLOPPY FACE FOR THE LIME HALLS TO DEVOUR. FUCKIN RADIO STATION FACE FAGGIT. FUCKIN STATION FROM BILL AN TED ASS FAGHIT. This nigga guilty Bb da bb if you could please add this testimoney to the docket. Thank u my ncgs. |
08-22-2014, 07:49 PM | #20 | |
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