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05-01-2018, 03:21 AM | #1 |
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TEAM UK DISS (keystyle by Muff)
Orc Orc asks the Vatican guide "N or NW?" He recommended a taxi But only Cardinal Directions tj knows of are "Bend Over my Son" & "nvr mention this happened" Years ago , u were dapper. Still swear you'd hook any damn broad But Age is just a #. & now chicks won't give u theirs coz u look like their grandpa That getup? Atrocious .its jus simply inferior That jean jacket is what Chuck Norris would wear if he took a trip to Siberia Ima keep it Frank .Ur face is wasted & far from a dreamscape You shud quit the Crank: u look like Jason Statham if he smoked hard in between takes Tj= Lord of the Ring? No, Lord of the Fallen Names Orc: & biches won't give him One Ring when's he's lookin closer n closer like Gollum Jay Welsh Jay Welsh hosts friends. Preferably w/ impressive physiques But just coz u say "its nippy in here" dsnt mean u should look down at ur chest & then wink Facial hair crazy . yu shud tame it wit shears I bet he looks at pics of Andrei Arvloski everytime he's Fuckin shaving his beard Misses his pa. But knos he died as a misfit Mom told him "He^ isn't a Quarter of the man u are"- but wears one on a chain to remind him he isn't MTV cribs would love to kick in the door Because you look like a star : wellll thats if Backyard Rugby was a legitimate sport Jay says to Lars" Me, youu in bars man? I miss that" " Wanna Arm Wrestle? Well my Third ones Unbeaten. You should fix that " Ur ex girl was a flight risk who just bailed on you , fact But just because u keep her charger plugged up doesn't mean that she'll ever come back Lars aka Baron Mynd Ur wife argued whole trip . Inviting imbalance Talm bout " heon wanna go Overboard" : meanwhile shes Fkn prayin to Posiedon it happens She Bought u a new pair. " aww babe! I like these shoes " Nigga id ask you What are Those !!!? But honestly u prolly don't even have the slightest clue Shaped like that ? Its fuckin nuts your a savage If sum1 says ur built like a brick: the vacuum seal obvi suffered from structural damage Short bich posting shit like " I'm hard and I'm cool" Swears he stays Ten Toes Down. But didnt mean in the 4ft part of the pool Roasting u a tall task?. Good god your a liar Now Say Cheeeesee! -Bro ur built like a curd after being dropped in the fryer Ur exes in HoT are broads I'd fear in the dark Coz that shirt is closest you'll be to having a doll near n dear to yur heart Enbombz Enbombz the college roommate w/ the extravagant porn Looking like an Eton Dick: who got expelled for doing a whollleee lotta that in his dorm No faggots allowed . Team UK w/ that throwback policy But u cant cultivate interest if u can't even get ur facial hair to grow back properly Closet bigot. This.sly racism is unheard of , im dead Names Enbombz but'll Much rather settle for this pic n saying the word in his head That hair is hilarious . bitches give you infinite space This the First Brit to walk in the barbershop like " yo, let me get that Ricky Gervais" MMLP Put your thinking cap on. that Can't be the best that u have Can't tell if that's a hat. Orrrrr Ur being sucked up by an extraterrestrial craft We get it bro . we get itttt. We can tell that your mean But Ur only scowling cause this pic was taken the second u saw urself on the screen Fat face w/ the look that screams "don't bother, ima thug" Bet you don't drink booze.- . my dude there's nothing but water in that mug Ur face melting . go to the Dr. n we would erupt with applause 's clear Life gave you Nooo slack but nigga u got enough in your jaws Your facial hair is sumthing. I can only define it as sin But if that's a 6 o clock shadow I wanna know what time zone your in fitted got us laughin like who manafactured that shit Bitch all that loud cappin & can't even fit your entire hat in the pic Went to get a buzzcut w/ that ominous stare jacket Zipped to the Top: - that's the barber "accidentally" shavin off all of his hair
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 05-13-2018 at 01:35 AM. |
05-01-2018, 03:38 AM | #2 |
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And then I stopped
Lost momentum May finish but I'm bored now What u think tho @sraL @Enbombz @Orc @Jay Welsh
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05-01-2018, 09:48 AM | #3 | |
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05-01-2018, 04:22 AM | #4 |
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Will edit shit in
I gtg
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05-01-2018, 04:50 AM | #5 |
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lmao loved the Chucky doll line just because i love horror
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05-01-2018, 05:44 PM | #6 |
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Dope shirt btw
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05-01-2018, 05:41 AM | #7 |
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This shit got mad lols.
Will tead better and edit tomoro
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05-01-2018, 10:04 AM | #8 |
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Aha!
Lol I just be joking but there's been a few times I'm playing n someone will be like yooo that's true but shhh xD
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05-01-2018, 11:19 AM | #9 |
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Lol you have a gift. I will leave proper feed later.
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05-02-2018, 02:29 PM | #10 |
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Yeah do that bro plz
I'm inching towards completion
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05-01-2018, 11:50 AM | #11 |
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some good lines dude, shame you Americans fucked it.
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05-01-2018, 04:46 PM | #12 |
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unfortunate
Yes I'm with the shits tho I can't shoulder the blame
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05-01-2018, 01:38 PM | #13 |
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All fire. My favorite verse was probably against Orc.
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05-02-2018, 06:59 AM | #14 |
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 05-02-2018 at 02:27 PM. |
05-02-2018, 07:17 PM | #15 |
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Chuck Norris Siberia was lol
Nippy chest was dumb but made me chuckle Poseidon overboard was cool Built like a brick vacuum seal was tough 10 toes was OK could've been way better Fat or sucked up by extraterrestrial craft was LOL Saw self on the screen was cute 6 o'clock concept was nice but execution wasn't the best. I think I'll use it later in a verse but better. This was cool quick freestyle roasting style. You didn't do them like you did me though.
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05-03-2018, 02:39 AM | #16 |
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this is classic . you washed those boys up..lolz
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05-03-2018, 04:21 AM | #17 |
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Ya. He went in on that dome piece though. Lol. Dope battle between you 2 btw.
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05-03-2018, 05:35 AM | #18 |
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"Only scrowling, cuz its the moment u yourself on screen" got me LOL'ing
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05-05-2018, 03:51 PM | #19 | |
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I read this a few times already but never got around to actually commenting on it. With that said this was pretty good. Not that many punches, per say, but you had a sizable amount of disses and digs that made it worth the read. The way you articulated your rhymes makes this verse not only comical, but also almost conversational. Good shit, Muff. I dug it.
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05-06-2018, 11:53 AM | #20 |
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This go hard bruddah. HMU, I’ll ghost write ur shit next time tho
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