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09-15-2014, 08:19 PM | #1 |
DA GOD
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Canton Ohio
Posts: 12,362
Battle Record: 1-0
Champed - Beat Battle II
- Beat Battle V
- Beat Bags
Rep Power: 84181417 |
yo im in the modern world yo
sorta
typing this from a note 2. my last phone was an lg optimus s. basically a calculator that could only hold like 1 app put me on yo need apps I got the kindle and twitter apps. whats some dope shit to have? I deleted my facebook but word put me on |
09-15-2014, 08:21 PM | #2 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
i just have bb games
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09-15-2014, 08:26 PM | #3 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 26,349
Battle Record: 0-1
Rep Power: 84181442 |
Apps r gay nigga
Watch porno on ur phone an wack off in bed like an adult. |
09-15-2014, 08:33 PM | #4 | ||
HALL OF FAME
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: portal 7 to the 9th exponent
Posts: 16,171
Battle Record: 3-5
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wack off at work if you bad bruh.
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09-16-2014, 01:18 AM | #5 | |
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 8,904
Battle Record: 27-22
Rep Power: 85899395 |
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That thing was designed for porn. Brb 12 hour battery life watching porn on repeat. Whack off into a coma. Wake up having blown off every meaningful obligation for the past month. Don't even know your kids anymore. Completely immersed in porn. Your standards for jerkoff material enter a freefall. Can't type any letter in the browser without a porn bookmark popping up. Jerk off to the completeness of your porn index. It's all saved to the Cloud and there's no escaping it
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09-16-2014, 09:51 AM | #6 | |
Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Cali
Posts: 1,460
Battle Record: 11-20
Rep Power: 4150482 |
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Repped my good sir. |
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09-16-2014, 02:24 PM | #7 | |
DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
Posts: 14,693
Battle Record: 43-24
Champed - Netcees Battle League
- 1-2 Punch Onslaught
- 1-2 Punch League
- Hot or Thot Roast
- Hot or Thot 2018
- Fight Night 11
- NPL Roast
Rep Power: 34230532 |
Quote:
repped
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople |
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09-15-2014, 08:31 PM | #8 |
DA GOD
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Canton Ohio
Posts: 12,362
Battle Record: 1-0
Champed - Beat Battle II
- Beat Battle V
- Beat Bags
Rep Power: 84181417 |
bookmarking xnxx was at the top of my priorities yo
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09-15-2014, 09:21 PM | #9 |
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Posts: 26,349
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Lol
Xnxx was my shit for like 5he past 3 years......ive recently made the switch to xvideos .... i think its better. |
09-16-2014, 11:19 AM | #10 |
Bisky-chama <3
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 3,085
Battle Record: 0-1
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i suggest heavy r . com
it is literally the same thing lol. xnxx is a mirror of xvideos, look at the video player on both sites. they're identical
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anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk |
09-16-2014, 06:24 PM | #11 | |
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AFTER 5 YEARS OF WATCHING EVERY VIDEO ON XNXX I FINALLY AM RENEWED BY THE REFRESHING NEW VIDEOS ON XVIDEOS DO NOT TAKE THIS FROM ME I WILL NEG U IF U FORCE ME. I NEED THIS REED. I NEED THIS. |
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09-16-2014, 06:57 PM | #12 | |
PR's Finest
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 14,157
Battle Record: 12-7
Rep Power: 85899406 |
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shhh
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09-17-2014, 09:02 AM | #13 | |
Bisky-chama <3
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 3,085
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if you need fresh, new, exciting things try heavy-r.com
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anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk |
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09-15-2014, 08:56 PM | #14 |
39 NS, lost in votes once
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 11,242
Battle Record: 32-40
Champed - Time to Kill X
- Write Week III
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Xnxx my go-to.
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09-15-2014, 09:01 PM | #15 | ||
HALL OF FAME
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09-15-2014, 09:12 PM | #16 |
Senior Member
Join Date: May 2014
Posts: 481
Battle Record: 2-2
Rep Power: 0 |
Found a note 3 in a Vegas taxi cab
Shit is att I tried giving it away But everyone is team t mobile out here |
09-15-2014, 09:49 PM | #17 | |
DA GOD
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Canton Ohio
Posts: 12,362
Battle Record: 1-0
Champed - Beat Battle II
- Beat Battle V
- Beat Bags
Rep Power: 84181417 |
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i copped the note 2 for 160, i got ting/sprint i ebayed my sisters htc radar she gave me for 60 fast as fuck. i thought i had the buy it now too high. but word oddly enough it was a t-mobile phone and some mexican in new mexico bought it t-mobile must have the southwest on LOCK
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EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS |
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09-15-2014, 09:51 PM | #18 |
Senior Member
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Posts: 481
Battle Record: 2-2
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I'm in Los Angeles and everyone has t mobile
Att is expensive as shit and that whole no contract is dope Still have it looks like a tablet and has minor scratches |
09-16-2014, 11:54 AM | #19 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Cali
Posts: 1,460
Battle Record: 11-20
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Libre Directo for app.
All sPorting events live. |
09-16-2014, 11:54 AM | #20 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Cali
Posts: 1,460
Battle Record: 11-20
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Libre Directo for app.
All sPorting events live. |
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ass2mouth w/ headless horseman, lisa lipps on a tricycle, nippleclamps on basset hound, xvideos > xnxx |
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