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05-29-2013, 01:17 PM | #1 |
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what are some signatures moves you do in the bedroom?
one thing I like to do for the clinchers;
when I feel them clinching, I make them lay on their stomach and I position myself over top of them and then stick my thang thang all the way in and yell at them "clinch it!" then I proceed to bounce them (not too rough) and stop when they stop clinchin usually yell something like "oh na keep clinchin!" I make them clinch and squeal for like 5 mins I also have casual convo sometimes in the middle of it, especially if they ridin me, like "how was your day?" that last one worked for bags, you all should try it |
05-29-2013, 01:24 PM | #2 |
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I can only release one
finger bang secret technique(白秘技・十機近松の集): put the index and middle finger in the vag, then do like the hand signal for walking, inside of her. rub clit with the the thumb
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05-29-2013, 01:25 PM | #3 |
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LOLdead@punani touch of death
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05-29-2013, 01:33 PM | #4 |
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05-29-2013, 01:38 PM | #5 |
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if im only about 2 minutes in and about to blow my shit everywhere i stop really quick and ask ''did you hear something downstairs??.. nah?? probably nothing''.. thus i grab a second to regain my composure and my dignity and continue plundering
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05-29-2013, 02:21 PM | #6 |
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this is tactical brilliance.
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05-29-2013, 02:32 PM | #8 |
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he speaks....
this is funny but compelling
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05-29-2013, 01:30 PM | #9 |
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The Harlem Struggle.
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05-29-2013, 01:32 PM | #10 |
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the casual convo works and if you're slick enough you can make her agree to some shit if you're hitting it right
"whats for dinner" "beef stroganof" "WHAT BITCH, DOES THIS FEEL LIKE A BEEF STROGANOF DICK TO YOU?" "NO BABY, NO IT DOESN'T" "THEN WHAT KINDA DICK IS THIS?" "ste....stea.......STEAK BABY STEAK" "aye I don't hear no sides with that" "AND POTATOES BABY" "WHAT KINDA POTATOES BITCH, THIS AINT NO INSTANT POTATOES DICK YOU GETTIN RIGHT NOW IS IT??" "NO BABY NO!!! "THEN WHAT KIND OF SIDE DISH IS THIS DICK DISHING OUT" "TWICE BAKED BABY.......TWICE BAKED" "GOOD" then just do the big ass dick dismount if you're hitting it doggy where you pump her one last good time and it sends her across the bed.
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05-29-2013, 01:40 PM | #13 |
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lol I just be like "whoa whoa hold up! I'm bout to buss hold up"
then I stop for like 20 secs |
05-29-2013, 01:58 PM | #14 |
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X marks the spot
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05-29-2013, 02:42 PM | #15 |
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I be like...
"You take it in the ass?" |
05-29-2013, 02:45 PM | #16 |
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The square root of 69 its 8 something right? Cus im trying to work it out ahhhhhh
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