Battle vs Neighborhood

Illicyt_Scryptz · 04-30-2020, 10:42 PM

Would you like to battle, Neighborhood?

Here is my verse (14 lines):

Act 2, Scene 2

Neigh, empty glass in hand, groans, semi-slumped over his nightstand
contemplating his perfection and its forcing relations with his right hand

Woman
Neigh, it's been... 3 months... maybe we could.... tonight babe?

Neigh
Put on the mask.

Woman
Really? I'm not enough for you to be excited?
Always about you. Never enough. If I'm being honest,
I HATE that I can't even get laid without putting on a mask with your face on it!

Neigh
Put. On. The. Mask.

Seconds, then minutes pass

Woman
Fine.

The two approach the bed separately, their relationship damaged irrevocably
The woman sighs, dons the mask, and lies prone regrettably

Neigh
Turn over.

Woman
Again?
You know I have a pussy too... (trails off, seeing anger in her man's eye)

Neigh
Well I DON'T. And I'm not exactly interested in fucking YOU, am I?

Neigh storms out. The door slams. The woman slumps over the night stand
Neigh locks himself in his study and seeks the solace of his right hand.

-IS

Witty · 04-30-2020, 11:02 PM

Ok.

Blue Bayou · 04-30-2020, 11:10 PM

Damn. This follow up was real bad. Shame really

04-30-2020, 10:42 PM	#1
Illicyt_Scryptz Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2020 Posts: 11 Rep Power: 0	Battle vs Neighborhood Would you like to battle, Neighborhood? Here is my verse (14 lines): Act 2, Scene 2 Neigh, empty glass in hand, groans, semi-slumped over his nightstand contemplating his perfection and its forcing relations with his right hand Woman Neigh, it's been... 3 months... maybe we could.... tonight babe? Neigh Put on the mask. Woman Really? I'm not enough for you to be excited? Always about you. Never enough. If I'm being honest, I HATE that I can't even get laid without putting on a mask with your face on it! Neigh Put. On. The. Mask. Seconds, then minutes pass Woman Fine. The two approach the bed separately, their relationship damaged irrevocably The woman sighs, dons the mask, and lies prone regrettably Neigh Turn over. Woman Again? You know I have a pussy too... (trails off, seeing anger in her man's eye) Neigh Well I DON'T. And I'm not exactly interested in fucking YOU, am I? Neigh storms out. The door slams. The woman slumps over the night stand Neigh locks himself in his study and seeks the solace of his right hand. -IS

04-30-2020, 11:02 PM	#2
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Ok. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

04-30-2020, 11:10 PM	#3
Blue Bayou Ukrainian Howlitzers Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,098 Battle Record: 41-24 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 3 - Alias Tournament II - Fight Night XLVIII - Fight Night XXV - Fight Night XV - Fight Night (3x) - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Tag Team Season 3 - Lyric Olympics - 1-2 Punch League (3x) - Battle Arena League (2x) - Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 - BA Tag - NPL Roast - Netcees Pic League Rep Power: 17502335	Damn. This follow up was real bad. Shame really __________________ "I shit myself I had to throw my underwear in the dumpster outback Uve won" -kungfugrip

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