2lipple0 vs DMV Boyz (alternate match) {DMV Boyz wins}

[Victor.]

2 on 2 Tournament


Each team is responsible for 16 lines.
The verse MUST be posted by ONLY ONE team mate.
Sync up via PM and drop ONLY your finalized verse in this thread.
Normal rules apply, no flipping, biting, recycling, swaying/discussing votes or your opponents verses.
Basically be a faggot and ima DQ you and give you 10 Losses off rip.



DUE DATE IS THIS SUNDAY AUGUST 10 2015




there will be NO extra days, or lee way on due dates SO DONT ASK ME.

2lipple0 - @Zelphish & @2tripple0
DMV Boyz - @Strikta & @Joe Metts

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Strik ur poor, u cnt make me Proud, Family. u need a suga mama now
cuz if all u've gots a cent to ur name then u best make dat Penny Proud
it'll be zelph.. on ur block, wit a pair of AKs in front of ur home
jus knw there wnt b a drumline in sight wen i hav 2 sticks bang on ur dome
Joe? Strik? u niggas are beyond wack so dnt evn go there
yea yall the DMV boys for sure.. cuz them lines aint gettin u no where
Strik how u broke n expect to bag the bad hoes? that shits not fair
i mean lets be honest.. wit that penny budget u'll nvr have a dime to spare
u fags hav been here since 01'? see i'd applaud that, but how?
way u tryn' shake Rust for years u shud own a CoD map by now
Metts'll cry when i put the 9 to em, like bitch fear it!
dat jus goes to show u'll need force for Jodeci all he writes is bitch lyrics
ill pipe ur bitch witout a doubt, you wanna gamble? ill bet a stack
last time she swung by i had da liquor in the front n poker in da back
boy she was horrendous as fuck, its no secret shes a foul jawn
s'cool shes big n all, its just the monstrous bitches im kraken down on

[Strikta]

Fuck these lightweights..

Ayo me and Strik riding wit heat, im saying don't get tied up in beef
dreaming of W's will have u paying the ultimate Price when u die in ur sleep
I am a beast. the worst line of my worst verse is better then y'all's stuff
translation: y'all will never see me. I'm like every bitch striks ever brought up
quit texting n get a job. 2tripl been texting 10 years n never been a prob
if this nigga is trips he must be the faggot version that was a Greenwich snob
and if you faggots wanna go to war. wit the quickness I'll go back to jail
I don't ever ask Wyatts beef. I just let the gat kiss ur forehead like the sister abigail
2tripl ya bitch is dirty. If I were you I'd give that whore a butt freshenin
Just Lever 2000, or I'd make sure she uses that shit before a fuck session
Lippy McLipperson it look like someone put a hunk of bazooka on ya face
And every time I see you I wanna push the button of a bazooka on ya face
Featherweight niggas can't handle bars of heat when the tech strikes
Put 2 mags n a light frame til you catch air.. and I talking no BMX bikes
Don't start crying NOW Zelph.. we all know it's penis u be relishing
There just ain't enough tissue for ya face.. like when ur fetus was developing

[Hush]

Originally Posted by Zelphish

Strik ur poor, u cnt make me Proud, Family. u need a suga mama now
cuz if all u've gots a cent to ur name then u best make dat Penny Proud
I dont get this, what does penny proud mean?
it'll be zelph.. on ur block, wit a pair of AKs in front of ur home
jus knw there wnt b a drumline in sight wen i hav 2 sticks bang on ur dome
this light but ok I guess
Joe? Strik? u niggas are beyond wack so dnt evn go there
yea yall the DMV boys for sure.. cuz them lines aint gettin u no where
this is dope
Strik how u broke n expect to bag the bad hoes? that shits not fair
i mean lets be honest.. wit that penny budget u'll nvr have a dime to spare
another penny line? guess u was strugglin with concepts..this is better but still weak
u fags hav been here since 01'? see i'd applaud that, but how?
way u tryn' shake Rust for years u shud own a CoD map by now
eh, concept is cool but the way u tied it up was lazy
Metts'll cry when i put the 9 to em, like bitch fear it!
dat jus goes to show u'll need force for Jodeci all he writes is bitch lyrics
its not ur fault that this line is played, sure u never saw it, but this is not a good iteration of this line
ill pipe ur bitch witout a doubt, you wanna gamble? ill bet a stack
last time she swung by i had da liquor in the front n poker in da back
eh nah
boy she was horrendous as fuck, its no secret shes a foul jawn
s'cool shes big n all, its just the monstrous bitches im kraken down on
light, wp is old

Originally Posted by Strikta

Fuck these lightweights..

Ayo me and Strik riding wit heat, im saying don't get tied up in beef
dreaming of W's will have u paying the ultimate Price when u die in ur sleep
light, execution was lazy
I am a beast. the worst line of my worst verse is better then y'all's stuff
translation: y'all will never see me. I'm like every bitch striks ever brought up
fire
quit texting n get a job. 2tripl been texting 10 years n never been a prob
if this nigga is trips he must be the faggot version that was a Greenwich snob
dont get it
and if you faggots wanna go to war. wit the quickness I'll go back to jail
I don't ever ask Wyatts beef. I just let the gat kiss ur forehead like the sister abigail
DON DEMARCO! BANG BANG BANG, shit this fucking retarded!!!!
2tripl ya bitch is dirty. If I were you I'd give that whore a butt freshenin
Just Lever 2000, or I'd make sure she uses that shit before a fuck session
nah not feeling this man, feels old
Lippy McLipperson it look like someone put a hunk of bazooka on ya face
And every time I see you I wanna push the button of a bazooka on ya face
setup funnier than the punch, lippy mclipperson a fool
Featherweight niggas can't handle bars of heat when the tech strikes
Put 2 mags n a light frame til you catch air.. and I talking no BMX bikes
light
Don't start crying NOW Zelph.. we all know it's penis u be relishing
There just ain't enough tissue for ya face.. like when ur fetus was developing
lmao fire

DMV boys got this, ya'll should make a run at 2 on 2 in the battle arena cuz this team would be hard to beat

iunno if 2tripple sent Zelph any lines but he had some dope shit in there

repp to both sides

[sral]

Zelph/Trip:

I didn't get the Penny Proud line, it went completely over my head. Drumroll line was nice IMO, not seen that before. I didn't get the DMV line either, must be an American thing, I can't really discredit you or that just being as real as I can. More penny-ish I don't understand? Is that the chick at hiw work or something? The child with the ass? I honestly don't know. Anyway, I've decided this is partly the writers fault for not giving us a clue in the setup or something as to what you're alluding to. Rust was okayish, nothing special wording wise to really make it land. It needs more venom behind it. Jodeci was a decent attempt at a wordplay, it works both ways so you were on the right track with it - again it's just worded a little poorly. Overly wordy, if anything, and maybe a bit played but I don't battle enough to know if it still is so i'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Liquor/Poker is from a sign in The Simpsons and a whole other load of sign shits. How you worded it made it worse than the original too. LOL @ this. Kraken was okay-ish, but not for a closing line. You should've ended stronger IMO.

I didn't get DMV's opening line, again, that may be my fault so I won't count it against them. LOL @ Strik line, nicely done and injected some humour to it. I didn't get the Greenwich thing either, must be an american reference. I don't care enough to look it up. Sister Abigail was really nice, Lever 2000 was cool too. Nice back to back bars there. Bazooka shit was straight clowning lol, BMX was okay, last line was brutal for the closer.

DMV got it. Ouch at the last line though...

[Amen.]

Strik ur poor, u cnt make me Proud, Family. u need a suga mama now
cuz if all u've gots a cent to ur name then u best make dat Penny Proud
- what? I'm assuming suga mommy/penny as in her name type of play?
it'll be zelph.. on ur block, wit a pair of AKs in front of ur home
jus knw there wnt b a drumline in sight wen i hav 2 sticks bang on ur dome
- mild
Joe? Strik? u niggas are beyond wack so dnt evn go there
yea yall the DMV boys for sure.. cuz them lines aint gettin u no where
- potential but execution was mild bro, concept on point tho
Strik how u broke n expect to bag the bad hoes? that shits not fair
i mean lets be honest.. wit that penny budget u'll nvr have a dime to spare
- another penny concept but this one stale/played
u fags hav been here since 01'? see i'd applaud that, but how?
way u tryn' shake Rust for years u shud own a CoD map by now
- could have used an alternate execution/tie in bro, this one lazy as fuck
Metts'll cry when i put the 9 to em, like bitch fear it!
dat jus goes to show u'll need force for Jodeci all he writes is bitch lyrics
- jodeci /joe'to see was cool but the execution could have been harsher
ill pipe ur bitch witout a doubt, you wanna gamble? ill bet a stack
last time she swung by i had da liquor in the front n poker in da back
- nah corny
boy she was horrendous as fuck, its no secret shes a foul jawn
s'cool shes big n all, its just the monstrous bitches im kraken down on
- garbage

vs

Ayo me and Strik riding wit heat, im saying don't get tied up in beef
dreaming of W's will have u paying the ultimate Price when u die in ur sleep
- cool
I am a beast. the worst line of my worst verse is better then y'all's stuff
translation: y'all will never see me. I'm like every bitch striks ever brought up
- mild
quit texting n get a job. 2tripl been texting 10 years n never been a prob
if this nigga is trips he must be the faggot version that was a Greenwich snob
- what?
and if you faggots wanna go to war. wit the quickness I'll go back to jail
I don't ever ask Wyatts beef. I just let the gat kiss ur forehead like the sister abigail
- tough
2tripl ya bitch is dirty. If I were you I'd give that whore a butt freshenin
Just Lever 2000, or I'd make sure she uses that shit before a fuck session
- this would have been dope if the setup actually mentioned some type of giving her money but solid wording, definitely helped this
Lippy McLipperson it look like someone put a hunk of bazooka on ya face
And every time I see you I wanna push the button of a bazooka on ya face
- mild
Featherweight niggas can't handle bars of heat when the tech strikes
Put 2 mags n a light frame til you catch air.. and I talking no BMX bikes
- mild
Don't start crying NOW Zelph.. we all know it's penis u be relishing
There just ain't enough tissue for ya face.. like when ur fetus was developing
- played concept on zelph

DMV boys edged it on consistency

[Saint]

I have DMV Boyz here.

2lipple did better than I expected tbh.. Thought DM V Line was coo...some shit suffered w/ wording issues. Anyway, but I liked DMVs Wyatt and tissue lines, were both hard bangerz. Strikta girl was cool too... pretty solid verse. tough team right here.

[Kill Spree]

it'll be zelph.. on ur block, wit a pair of AKs in front of ur home
jus knw there wnt b a drumline in sight wen i hav 2 sticks bang on ur dom
meh...
Joe? Strik? u niggas are beyond wack so dnt evn go there
yea yall the DMV boys for sure.. cuz them lines aint gettin u no where
cool

vs

Ayo me and Strik riding wit heat, im saying don't get tied up in beef
dreaming of W's will have u paying the ultimate Price when u die in ur sleep
ok
and if you faggots wanna go to war. wit the quickness I'll go back to jail
I don't ever ask Wyatts beef. I just let the gat kiss ur forehead like the sister abigail
this was dope. just watched that dumb movie yesterday
2tripl ya bitch is dirty. If I were you I'd give that whore a butt freshenin
Just Lever 2000, or I'd make sure she uses that shit before a fuck session
dope


overall...ok battle here, bit one sided, wasnt feeling much of tripples bars really. i gave them the sticks bar but it should have been worded better, rest were misses. DMV had some cool joints and some played misses here but enough to edge this

[Allen Knight]

it'll be zelph.. on ur block, wit a pair of AKs in front of ur home
jus knw there wnt b a drumline in sight wen i hav 2 sticks bang on ur dome
Joe? Strik? u niggas are beyond wack so dnt evn go there
yea yall the DMV boys for sure.. cuz them lines aint gettin u no where


Vs

I am a beast. the worst line of my worst verse is better then y'all's stuff
translation: y'all will never see me. I'm like every bitch striks ever brought up
and if you faggots wanna go to war. wit the quickness I'll go back to jail
I don't ever ask Wyatts beef. I just let the gat kiss ur forehead like the sister abigail
Don't start crying NOW Zelph.. we all know it's penis u be relishing
There just ain't enough tissue for ya face.. like when ur fetus was developing


V/DMV boyz,...cool battle but another clear winner here, 2lipple0 had some played concepts that hurt them like jodeci & kraken...
but i thought dmv & drumline were nice.
Dmv had a pretty consistent verse that wyatts line was fire & the closer was dope...
the lever 2000 line coulda been ill as fuck worded diff. Props to both teams.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Rabbits verse

people say im sick since my lines will have these two guys hurling.
yall need to do some soul searching and I don't mean catching waves surfing
ill fucking take strikta hostage and make metts pay off the ransom
and if your lucky that hard work pay off but not when your girl fake orgasms
but still comment on your conversations and make an impression
metts is about annoying as getting notices for when people get mentioned
and strikta thinks he's funny but ill still take this battle in these 8 lines
cuz ill be laughing all the way to the bank. since crime pays so i guess im commiting hate crimes

[Strikta]

Lol u shoulda just kept that trash to urself bruh.

[Ghost1]

Lol 2 crip legit retahd

[fraze]

Originally Posted by Zelphish

Strik ur poor, u cnt make me Proud, Family. u need a suga mama now
cuz if all u've gots a cent to ur name then u best make dat Penny Proud
word associations w/ bad wording. not quite a hit
it'll be zelph.. on ur block, wit a pair of AKs in front of ur home
jus knw there wnt b a drumline in sight wen i hav 2 sticks bang on ur dome
simple and wordy. gotta edit this smoother
Joe? Strik? u niggas are beyond wack so dnt evn go there
yea yall the DMV boys for sure.. cuz them lines aint gettin u no where
this was cool
Strik how u broke n expect to bag the bad hoes? that shits not fair
i mean lets be honest.. wit that penny budget u'll nvr have a dime to spare
another penny line? this one is better but still not great
u fags hav been here since 01'? see i'd applaud that, but how?
way u tryn' shake Rust for years u shud own a CoD map by now
meh. pretty light.
Metts'll cry when i put the 9 to em, like bitch fear it!
dat jus goes to show u'll need force for Jodeci all he writes is bitch lyrics
decent wordplay wording was lil off. ok
ill pipe ur bitch witout a doubt, you wanna gamble? ill bet a stack
last time she swung by i had da liquor in the front n poker in da back
cmon bro
boy she was horrendous as fuck, its no secret shes a foul jawn
s'cool shes big n all, its just the monstrous bitches im kraken down on
this is aight

Originally Posted by Strikta

Ayo me and Strik riding wit heat, im saying don't get tied up in beef
dreaming of W's will have u paying the ultimate Price when u die in ur sleep
this is ok
I am a beast. the worst line of my worst verse is better then y'all's stuff
translation: y'all will never see me. I'm like every bitch striks ever brought up
haha cool
quit texting n get a job. 2tripl been texting 10 years n never been a prob
if this nigga is trips he must be the faggot version that was a Greenwich snob
ok
and if you faggots wanna go to war. wit the quickness I'll go back to jail
I don't ever ask Wyatts beef. I just let the gat kiss ur forehead like the sister abigail
i see you. little wordy but cool
2tripl ya bitch is dirty. If I were you I'd give that whore a butt freshenin
Just Lever 2000, or I'd make sure she uses that shit before a fuck session
didn't really like this
Lippy McLipperson it look like someone put a hunk of bazooka on ya face
And every time I see you I wanna push the button of a bazooka on ya face
ill pass
Featherweight niggas can't handle bars of heat when the tech strikes
Put 2 mags n a light frame til you catch air.. and I talking no BMX bikes
wording was off but cool concept
Don't start crying NOW Zelph.. we all know it's penis u be relishing
There just ain't enough tissue for ya face.. like when ur fetus was developing
that's some hurtful shit lol

This seems like a pretty easy win for the DMV boys. The 2lipple team had the DMV line bar but that was about it. DMV came with some wit and a few nice punches.

DMV Boyz