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Like, when your on the phone, hang up and call right back?
Or even if you miss a day without your friend and ya whole life's off track? Like, fa real tho. Miss my girl like cray. Going to Cali to see her tomorrow for a few days. Man, I hate feeling immasculated. Like, bitch made man. I be getting all warm, tingly and fuzzy just talking to her on the phone. Homies, help ya boy out!!! I gotta my testosterone up before I hit that flight tomorrow afternoon. I swear, I might even shed a tear when I see her... WTFFFFF
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Foreva us, neva them.
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 9,176
Battle Record: 106-34
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - Key to Greatness I
- BA Cypher Tournament
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- Fight Night LXXVI
- Time to Kill V
- Fight Night LXXX
- 1-2 Punch League
- Fight Night Cypher II
- Key Grand Prix IV
- NBL Cypher (7x)
- Throwdown Cypher
- Netcees Battle League (2x)
- BA Cypher III
- Fight Night 1
- Tag Team Tournament V
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she prolly riding a BBC as u sit there reading usher lyrics
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I know b
FML
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ghost in the matrix
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Covington, KY
Posts: 4,563
Battle Record: 14-25
Champed - Art of Writing League (x2)
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Snort some coke an slap a Hooker, that's always a quick testosterone boost
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6ft of Seperation
Join Date: Aug 2010
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I feel you bro lol
Been with my girl for 2 years. She still aint found out I ain't shit yet
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ghost in the matrix
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Covington, KY
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Wait till she sees you have a NC acct lol
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6ft of Seperation
Join Date: Aug 2010
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Lol has anyone here ever told anyone abt NC.
Shits sacred 'round tbch. This. This is the devils playground
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You Next
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Seattle
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dont u ever joke like this
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Lmao my girl seen this shit
Haha. I'm barely active on here anymore Never mattered to me, ya know? But on the real b, I can't wait to fuck. Man, it's been over a month. FML I'm a have to let the bros know how it goes down this weekend. Maybe pics... Maybe. But I plan on moving out there in Jan/Feb... Napa Valley here I CUM
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6ft of Seperation
Join Date: Aug 2010
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lol @ if lars girl seen him show his peen to everyone
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βгοкε ㄴεςηαг
Join Date: Jun 2013
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Battle Record: 9-4
Champed - 1-2 Punch League
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i woke up with it today
my heads still pounding but i'm hoping after some nyquil and nasal decongestants i'll feel better |
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6ft of Seperation
Join Date: Aug 2010
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I might be the only one that got the joke
..if it was meant to be one idk u cld really be sick
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Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Cali
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Lol.
Nigg....u need to get a side chick. Keep your mind distracted. Lol@broke |
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DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
Posts: 14,690
Battle Record: 43-24
Champed - Netcees Battle League
- 1-2 Punch Onslaught
- 1-2 Punch League
- Hot or Thot Roast
- Hot or Thot 2018
- Fight Night 11
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I show nc to friends
I read dead man open mics outloud as if they were mine Im poet laureate in dis bitch lul
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople |
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6ft of Seperation
Join Date: Aug 2010
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I read some out loud tbh. Only some
Edit: read YDK's "Fucked Up" out loud. While high. It's a pretty good drop bros
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DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
Posts: 14,690
Battle Record: 43-24
Champed - Netcees Battle League
- 1-2 Punch Onslaught
- 1-2 Punch League
- Hot or Thot Roast
- Hot or Thot 2018
- Fight Night 11
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I randomly go up to ppl and recite dull boys sig
"Copius fluent Mobius perpetual movement. My lady that ass is impressive. My vas defrens is passive aggressive" Dey like hoo is diz genius
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T.Guerrero
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Shit ain't funny bruh.
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IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER
Join Date: Jan 2013
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Its natural bro. The fact that having these type of feelings for a girl immasculates u is why this world is filled with so many dl thugs/faggots because its easy to disguise they selves in a "i dont love these hoes" environment.
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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