how long can you hold your breath underwater?

oats · 09-24-2014, 02:37 AM

I grew up skindiving, but good god this guy is ridiculous.

Dominate · 09-24-2014, 03:14 AM

Tl;dw

How long can he do it for?

Unfukwitable · 09-24-2014, 03:21 AM

5 Minutes that low under water? shessh!

El Muffin · 09-24-2014, 04:34 AM

I think I entered a meditative state one day while swimming

stayed underwater for like a minute n a half it seemed

sral · 09-24-2014, 07:32 AM

inb4 @Rawn MD to thread

personally, i hate being underwater

my father in law used to dive all the time though and could stay down for like, two hours at a time or something ridiculous like it

El Muffin · 09-24-2014, 07:45 AM

this nigga lars pinches his nose during cannonballs

amirite

sral · 09-24-2014, 07:49 AM

lmao in all honesty, i rarely fuck with pool, even on holidays

i hate other ppl splashing around vigourously and getting that quarantined pool water in my eyes and shit

fuck that

even if its a little kid or something, i'll straight up tell that faggot if he does it again, he's gonna be picking his teeth out the back of his neck for a week

oats · 09-24-2014, 08:06 AM

@sraL I'm pretty sure the max a human can hold their breath underwater is like 5-10 minutes lol, maybe your uncle had an oxygen tank or snorkel or something?

Adonis · 09-24-2014, 08:37 AM

Marco

big baby · 09-24-2014, 08:43 AM

mustachia held her breaf 4 lyk 6 hours cuz i killed her

dull boy · 09-24-2014, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adonis

Marco

lol

Witty · 09-24-2014, 01:01 PM

I feel safe in water, like I'm at home.

Tom Sparks · 09-24-2014, 01:08 PM

After 30 seconds I start to freak out n then it's game over

My worst fear is being trapped under water

Rawn MD · 09-27-2014, 08:26 AM

I can hit just over a minute...but in pure panic n come up gaspin for breath

Seals can hit like 2.30 typically...some more like up to 4, but w/o working

Runnin out of oxygen is the most terrifying thing that can happen to a person srsly

drowning is not a way id like to go...they say ur brain stays alive for an additional 10 seconds or so, after ur body gives out...so ur just like fuck,,,but who knows

if ur deep it wouldn't b so bad, bc nitrogen narcosis...itd b more like drowinig bc ur intoxicated by laughing gas..so that would b a diff thing, but drowning like in a pool...id rather get decapitated by isis with their butterknife tbh

theMuzzl3 · 09-27-2014, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adonis

Marco

Fi

5 minutes isn't long not long enough to hold it under an extreme tsunami.

09-24-2014, 03:14 AM	#2
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Tom Sparks Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 887 Rep Power: 0	After 30 seconds I start to freak out n then it's game over My worst fear is being trapped under water

09-27-2014, 08:26 AM	#14
Rawn MD Get MacDon Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 2,168 Battle Record: 3-7 Accomplishments - OM HOF Rep Power: 0	I can hit just over a minute...but in pure panic n come up gaspin for breath Seals can hit like 2.30 typically...some more like up to 4, but w/o working Runnin out of oxygen is the most terrifying thing that can happen to a person srsly drowning is not a way id like to go...they say ur brain stays alive for an additional 10 seconds or so, after ur body gives out...so ur just like fuck,,,but who knows if ur deep it wouldn't b so bad, bc nitrogen narcosis...itd b more like drowinig bc ur intoxicated by laughing gas..so that would b a diff thing, but drowning like in a pool...id rather get decapitated by isis with their butterknife tbh __________________ FFC>FCC A. bove T. he R. est