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Old 09-22-2014, 08:40 PM   #1
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The pictures in the article are too hilarious. The condition sounds awful but I couldn't help but crack up while reading.
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Old 09-22-2014, 08:54 PM   #2
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That last pic fucking killed me.

What I don't get is who this nigga has multiple
Orgasm but can't cum when he's fucking his wife?

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Old 09-22-2014, 08:57 PM   #3
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Old 09-22-2014, 09:27 PM   #4
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DAMN bb da bb stole my quote!!!

Literally lost it bad after that funeral bit lololollol
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Old 09-22-2014, 10:22 PM   #5
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Old 09-22-2014, 11:40 PM   #6
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Lol at dude busting 9 nuts at his dads funeral. Anybody gotta tissue?
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Old 09-23-2014, 12:05 AM   #7
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Old 09-23-2014, 12:34 AM   #8
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Old 09-23-2014, 06:41 AM   #10
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“Occasionally we will [have sex], but it’s very frustrating for both of us as this condition has left me unable to finish,”

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I THOUGH FINISHING WAS THE LEAST OF HIS PROBLEMS?
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Old 09-23-2014, 07:35 AM   #11
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Yes i think so. When i was younger and felt i came too fast cause i was new to the feeling of pussy and it was overwhelming i used to jackoff before i went to go fuck a bitch. Worked everytime too. So if u think about that times a 100 probably more then i think orgasms can becone near impossible especially without lube to somewhat mimic the feeling of pussy...
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Old 09-23-2014, 08:24 AM   #12
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Old 09-23-2014, 09:17 AM   #13
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Old 09-23-2014, 11:08 AM   #15
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yeah, you just meet an ugly BBW that looks like the bitch from Shallow Al like @TYSON did

put a ring on it so you're stuck with that one skanky puss from here to eternity with no escape

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yeah, you just meet an ugly BBW that looks like the bitch from Shallow Al like @TYSON did

put a ring on it so you're stuck with that one skanky puss from here to eternity with no escape

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Ugly bbw, no. Nowhere near. Bbw, yes!!!! I have seen u take shots at me lately but i know if i showed your bitch my dick u would be heartbroken. Sit down lil thumper...
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Old 09-24-2014, 03:52 AM   #18
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lmao you got a proven track record of your actual wife texting booty calls behind your back though

you think a sidebitch gonna treat you any differently you ole 'call a hoe a housewife' ass faggot?
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Old 09-24-2014, 04:13 AM   #19
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@sraL how do you feel knowing that the guy from this article could register at NC. see your dick pic, and then bust because of it?
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am I the only 1 who hasnt been exposed to lars chode?

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