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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682    |
ALL OF NETCEES, PLEASE RISE, THE HONORABLE JUDGE BB COURT IS IN SESSION
@Sir Oswald Gonesberg @El Pancake @Bags
mustachia Bailiff: Please rise. The Court of the Second Netcees Judicial court, Criminal Division, is now in session, the Honorable Judge BB DA BB MUSTACHIO DA GAWD presiding. Judge BB: Everyone but the jury may be seated. mustachia Bailiff: Please raise your right hand. Do you solemnly swear or affirm that you will truly listen to this case and render a true verdict and a fair sentence as to this defendant? NETCEES: I DO You may be seated. Judge BB: Members of the jury, your duty today will be to determine whether the defendant is guilty or not guilty based only on facts and evidence provided in this case. The prosecution has the GAY FAGGOT MODERATOR @evil big baby burden of proving the guilt of the defendant beyond a reasonable doubt. This burden remains on the prosecution through the trial. The prosecution must prove that a crime was committed (IT HAS BEEN CAUSE HESA FAGGOT) and that the defendant is the person who committed the crime (HE DID). However, if you are not satisfied of the defendant’s guilt to that extent, then reasonable doubt exists and the defendant must be found not guilty. (WHICH HE IS CAUSE HES A ULGLY BITCH MOD AND WONT POST A PIC) ALL IN FAVOR OF DOING THIS TO BB DA GAWD PLEASE SAY AYE.
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08-29-2014, 11:01 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 |
lol nah. sorry aint gonna post nothing.
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08-29-2014, 11:01 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 |
ALL RIGHT, WELL COURT IS ADJOURNED. EVIL BIG BABY WILL NOT POST IN ROAST THREADS.
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08-29-2014, 11:02 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 |
yeah whatever nigga. bitch ass judge. you aint shit nigga. i fucked mustachia to and what
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08-29-2014, 11:02 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 |
WHAT DID YOU SAY, @evil big baby?
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08-29-2014, 11:07 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 26,334
Battle Record: 0-1
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Well....hes a stern judge...but a fair one none the less
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08-29-2014, 11:35 PM
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ghost in the matrix
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Covington, KY
Posts: 4,563
Battle Record: 14-25
Champed - Art of Writing League (x2)
- Lime Green Poetry Association
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Aye
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08-30-2014, 01:52 AM
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Join Date: May 2014
Posts: 481
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Glad to see we have a fair system in place here.
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08-30-2014, 02:04 AM
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Ad mini tator
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 10,024
Battle Record: 26-54
Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association
- Black August
- 1-2 Punch League
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I say post you son of a,babies Bitch
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08-30-2014, 08:22 AM
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Bisky-chama <3
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 3,082
Battle Record: 0-1
Rep Power: 85899389 |
gone @ paradigm mad/10 tag
this board been on an upswing
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08-31-2014, 09:56 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: on the couch
Posts: 842
Battle Record: 2-6
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You post some dope shit in roast threads, from what I've read; but when a fake ass battle was risen between you and yours truly... you only continued to roast, with no honor to the host of the topic... which was not a roast, but a battle. Yet, I fear, with your clout here... you'll win with the utmost clarity. I wonder if it was even considered a battle, and if there is a vote... but all you did was promote a joke and expanded beyond 32 lines, while posting some fine ass pictures of me and my 'one to be'.
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08-31-2014, 10:00 AM
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NJ Devil
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,036
Battle Record: Who Cares
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Rep Power: 84181420 |
This shit becoming a weekend ritual
For u nerdy ass white boys
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08-31-2014, 10:01 AM
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HE / HIM / FRAC
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: PA
Posts: 11,592
Battle Record: 56-21
Accomplishments - 50+ Wins
Champed - The Ultimate Writer
- NBL Cypher
- 1-2 Punch League
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Wtf is this
Also muzzle it wasn't considered a battle
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08-31-2014, 10:19 AM
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HALL OF FAME
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: portal 7 to the 9th exponent
Posts: 16,160
Battle Record: 3-5
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HUTH'S LITPHE MADE HIIM A RACITHTT.
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08-31-2014, 10:54 AM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 |
hush ny right? i'll gladly meet you with hands anywhere lil protruding chest bish spic lawnmowving rave shirt poltergeist browny sandbagging neon rocking alfredo sauce taco tits lesbian looking carlos vives speedy gonzalez ranch sauce dildo queen
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Join Date: Jan 2013
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Battle Record: 21-35
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All hail, bb da evil bb da gawd of all.
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Vetwork, bitches.
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08-31-2014, 11:08 AM
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NJ Devil
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,036
Battle Record: Who Cares
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 |
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Location: on the couch
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08-31-2014, 04:17 PM
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HE / HIM / FRAC
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: PA
Posts: 11,592
Battle Record: 56-21
Accomplishments - 50+ Wins
Champed - The Ultimate Writer
- NBL Cypher
- 1-2 Punch League
Rep Power: 12601538 |
Leaned at gauren tee if only because I struggle with that word too
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