Main Event - Servant Journalist (feat. emcee squared & pharaohsarmy52)

Pharaohs Army · 09-01-2014, 01:56 AM

Servant Journalist:
Welcome to the main event I’ll be your host for this evening.
I shall pit a man against himself thereby destroying him when he’s supposed to be healing.
..I’d like to say I’m expanding an idea,
but honestly this kid literally has split personalities and they’re “having at it” like Crimea.
..Two brains,
like the population of the Ukraine.
They both think they’re dope and I am the oly one who’s fluid—
strange.
..But it’s not my nature to degrade.
I can only observe and take notes.
As a host and narrator, I can only make quotes of thee absurd,
and share later.
Ever since I could remember they’ve been like this.
Ask Buddha,
they can be a handful when they act foolish.
Sometimes as an underpaid babysitter I just can’t do it.
I’m always telling Pharaohs to just be a cool customer,
and make things smoother.
He never listens,
and neither does EmceeSquared when he gets to bitchin.
..emcee keeps his room neater than pharaohs but his content?
is truly in need of a makeover.
They’re always fighting like rugrats. Fuck that.
They even diss me during their battle,
and I have no way to punch back.

Emcee_Squared:
hey servant,// have you read the newspaper today?// i have. the newspaper said you’re gay.// hey smartypants,// you’d hardly stand a chance if we “danced”.// pretty sure i’d really have to piss you off for you to want to go tit for tat// .with “mr.rap”.// ahem.// stop it.// stop posting your picture crap and stop with the topics.// all you have to do is take a word like “topic”, drop shit, and don’t stop dropping it ‘till you’ve got a “bomb hit”,which is hott shitt.// do you like taking advice from someone who raps?// n makes it nice?//unlike pharaohs who’s crap?,// and bends so many rhymes changes flows inside his lines—

pharaohsarmy52:
..well first of all I’m VERY PROLIFIC unlike u2 TERRIBLE BITCHES.
servant you paint TERRIBLE PICTURES,
which make me wanna TEAR YER WHOLE LIVING ROOM.
emcee squared you’ve CAST ME as an unBEARABLE MISFIT but i’m RAP SAVVY so ASK LESNAR and he'd tell you WHO WOULD BE WINNING.
i'll throw you off TWO ‘R THREE BUILDINGS & by the second throw i wouldn't Recognize WHO I’D BE KILLING..
i SUPERSEDE VILLAINS, etcetera etcetera.
i’m a TAD FRESHER but i purpos’fully make BAD punchlines about your DAD'S DRESSER so i can LAUGH HARDER.
i RAP BETTER, and THAT’S ALWAYS.
Servant wears a FAG SWEATER&yer rePly ta him had me barfing.

emcee2
tongue-in-cheek is not a valid excuse for coming weak.// so in the coming weeks pleaseim proveupon your crummy speech.// ..you Wish you could write like me.// he-Hee.// i think you always talk about other people’s writing abilities or lack thereof,// because you're lacking writing proclivity and therefore suck.// i think you’re just projecting.// good thing me n servant don’t hang out with you i think we’d get infected.// checkk iiit//

pharaohs
CHECK WHAT?
i’ll tear your HEAD OFF, and leave you with a split GUT.
..i’ll bash your face into a BRICK WALL in-back of a STRIP MALL.

servant
Hang on now, are you just going to keep going with this?
This is ridiculous man..
You need to pick a new jam because I’m already sick of your rant.
If emcee squared is picking on you, you can come to me, wouldn’t mean you’re a rat.
Where is your dignity? And where is your self-respect?
I’ll discipline him Pharaohs\take all the toys off his rack.
…If you would just shut your big yap he’ll have nothing to play with and nothing to rap.
Hang on kids.. I’ll be right back.
Pharaohs please put down that caffeine.
At nighttime it’s really not something you need.

pharaohs
--well EXCUUSE ME,
i Never should’ve HAD IT but without that COFFEE we Never would’ve “HAD THIS”.
get OFF ME;; i don’t need your TACTICS.
i-dun need-yer-helpi’m-NOT-a-TATTLER-i’m-a-battler!
i’m a RIDDLER.
i’m a SYLLABLE DELIVERER.
plus@the time, (i)needed tha coffee ta play MADDEN.
..i took a NAP earlier after WORK but woke UP from a TEXT ALERT.
i thought you were the HOSTi didn’t ASK for your HELP.
i want to BOAST not hide in a SHELL from my SELF.
why does emcee squared hate me? is it my CHECKERED PAST?

emcee2
i thought you’d never ask.// yes you’ve been typecast.// i write fast.// you’re a wee child,whose keystyles be mild.// im calm and collected you seem loud.//..your writing sucks of late i’ll pay you 5 bucks to go away for a day.// take some time off. smoke haze.// i’ll tempt you to get high againthen burn you with the lighter flame.//..you should see that hot girl you like;// ask her out on a fine date—

you mean the one that works at RITE-AID?—

yeah that’s-the1 you should ask'er out before you masturbate your life away.//

servant
You are both delusional. The claims you make are highly unusual.
You Tell Strangers you ran with Hells Angels.
You should follow the orders of your case manager and take medicine.
You should take medicine like you were told to by your case manager.
---------------------
Well there you have it,
and to me it’s kind of childish.
As a man of refined tastes,
I’m not a fan of all these wild things..
There was no main event; I had to intervene.
They got off track the content got very obscene.
Emcee Squared hit the snare, and Pharaohs wasn’t very clean.

09-01-2014, 01:56 AM	#1
Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,956 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	Main Event - Servant Journalist (feat. emcee squared & pharaohsarmy52) Servant Journalist: Welcome to the main event I’ll be your host for this evening. I shall pit a man against himself thereby destroying him when he’s supposed to be healing. ..I’d like to say I’m expanding an idea, but honestly this kid literally has split personalities and they’re “having at it” like Crimea. ..Two brains, like the population of the Ukraine. They both think they’re dope and I am the oly one who’s fluid— strange. ..But it’s not my nature to degrade. I can only observe and take notes. As a host and narrator, I can only make quotes of thee absurd, and share later. Ever since I could remember they’ve been like this. Ask Buddha, they can be a handful when they act foolish. Sometimes as an underpaid babysitter I just can’t do it. I’m always telling Pharaohs to just be a cool customer, and make things smoother. He never listens, and neither does EmceeSquared when he gets to bitchin. ..emcee keeps his room neater than pharaohs but his content? is truly in need of a makeover. They’re always fighting like rugrats. Fuck that. They even diss me during their battle, and I have no way to punch back. Emcee_Squared: hey servant,// have you read the newspaper today?// i have. the newspaper said you’re gay.// hey smartypants,// you’d hardly stand a chance if we “danced”.// pretty sure i’d really have to piss you off for you to want to go tit for tat// .with “mr.rap”.// ahem.// stop it.// stop posting your picture crap and stop with the topics.// all you have to do is take a word like “topic”, drop shit, and don’t stop dropping it ‘till you’ve got a “bomb hit”,which is hott shitt.// do you like taking advice from someone who raps?// n makes it nice?//unlike pharaohs who’s crap?,// and bends so many rhymes changes flows inside his lines— pharaohsarmy52: ..well first of all I’m VERY PROLIFIC unlike u2 TERRIBLE BITCHES. servant you paint TERRIBLE PICTURES, which make me wanna TEAR YER WHOLE LIVING ROOM. emcee squared you’ve CAST ME as an unBEARABLE MISFIT but i’m RAP SAVVY so ASK LESNAR and he'd tell you WHO WOULD BE WINNING. i'll throw you off TWO ‘R THREE BUILDINGS & by the second throw i wouldn't Recognize WHO I’D BE KILLING.. i SUPERSEDE VILLAINS, etcetera etcetera. i’m a TAD FRESHER but i purpos’fully make BAD punchlines about your DAD'S DRESSER so i can LAUGH HARDER. i RAP BETTER, and THAT’S ALWAYS. Servant wears a FAG SWEATER&yer rePly ta him had me barfing. emcee2 tongue-in-cheek is not a valid excuse for coming weak.// so in the coming weeks pleaseim proveupon your crummy speech.// ..you Wish you could write like me.// he-Hee.// i think you always talk about other people’s writing abilities or lack thereof,// because you're lacking writing proclivity and therefore suck.// i think you’re just projecting.// good thing me n servant don’t hang out with you i think we’d get infected.// checkk iiit// pharaohs CHECK WHAT? i’ll tear your HEAD OFF, and leave you with a split GUT. ..i’ll bash your face into a BRICK WALL in-back of a STRIP MALL. servant Hang on now, are you just going to keep going with this? This is ridiculous man.. You need to pick a new jam because I’m already sick of your rant. If emcee squared is picking on you, you can come to me, wouldn’t mean you’re a rat. Where is your dignity? And where is your self-respect? I’ll discipline him Pharaohs\take all the toys off his rack. …If you would just shut your big yap he’ll have nothing to play with and nothing to rap. Hang on kids.. I’ll be right back. Pharaohs please put down that caffeine. At nighttime it’s really not something you need. pharaohs --well EXCUUSE ME, i Never should’ve HAD IT but without that COFFEE we Never would’ve “HAD THIS”. get OFF ME;; i don’t need your TACTICS. i-dun need-yer-helpi’m-NOT-a-TATTLER-i’m-a-battler! i’m a RIDDLER. i’m a SYLLABLE DELIVERER. plus@the time, (i)needed tha coffee ta play MADDEN. ..i took a NAP earlier after WORK but woke UP from a TEXT ALERT. i thought you were the HOSTi didn’t ASK for your HELP. i want to BOAST not hide in a SHELL from my SELF. why does emcee squared hate me? is it my CHECKERED PAST? emcee2 i thought you’d never ask.// yes you’ve been typecast.// i write fast.// you’re a wee child,whose keystyles be mild.// im calm and collected you seem loud.//..your writing sucks of late i’ll pay you 5 bucks to go away for a day.// take some time off. smoke haze.// i’ll tempt you to get high againthen burn you with the lighter flame.//..you should see that hot girl you like;// ask her out on a fine date— you mean the one that works at RITE-AID?— yeah that’s-the1 you should ask'er out before you masturbate your life away.// servant You are both delusional. The claims you make are highly unusual. You Tell Strangers you ran with Hells Angels. You should follow the orders of your case manager and take medicine. You should take medicine like you were told to by your case manager. --------------------- Well there you have it, and to me it’s kind of childish. As a man of refined tastes, I’m not a fan of all these wild things.. There was no main event; I had to intervene. They got off track the content got very obscene. Emcee Squared hit the snare, and Pharaohs wasn’t very clean. Last edited by Pharaohs Army; 09-01-2014 at 06:09 PM.