Steak, burgers, and cheese sandwiches

Camarac · 08-20-2014, 04:20 AM

A lot of men cheat on beautiful women with fat, disgusting, hairy beasts. Just look at Ashley Cole and numerous other celebs who've been caught with their dick in a moose at one time or another . . .

And there are many women who are surprised by this, as if being beautiful is enough to keep a man faithful. You'll see them arrogantly proclaim: "My man would never cheat on me. Why would he go out ...for a cheeseburger when he has sirloin steak at home?"

This is why:

If a man knows for a one-hundred-percent fact that he has a four-course sirloin steak dinner at home, then he won't eat during the day and he'll save space for it. He'll come home feeling relaxed, knowing he'll have that dinner ready for him no matter what. He's content.

But then Thursday comes around and when he arrives home he's told there will be no dinner tonight, she's tired, she has a headache, she's not in the mood to cook, etc. So he's forced to make dinner for himself. He's cool with it at first; he figures she usually feeds him so it's fine.

However, as the weeks and months go by and he loses the security of always being guaranteed a sirloin steak when he gets home, knowing that on any given day she could be unavailable to cook and he could be forced to make his own food, insecurity and uncertainty creeps in. On his way home he thinks "Am I being fed tonight? Or will she be too tired to deal with my hunger?" And once that's lodged in his brain, he no longer worries about having an empty stomach to make space for the dinner. Now he's concerned with filling that hunger.

So he's on his way home one night and he's offered a free cheeseburger, and he thinks why the fuck not? I might not be fed tonight, I don't know, I might even have to feed myself, and that's not nearly as good as real food. So he eats that cheeseburger.

He knows it's cheap and disgusting and ultimately unfulfilling. It's not even half or quarter as good as the sirloin steak. But it has a certainty and availability that the sirloin steak no longer has. It's quick, easy, and the cook is never tired.

So that's why some men go out for a cheeseburger when they have a sirloin steak at home. And many women will say "I never leave my man hungry", but they don't get that if he requests food at 4 and she gives it to him at 8, that's four hours where he'll be considering a burger because he's not sure whether that sirloin steak is definitely being made or not.

Anyway, I'm not saying it's right or that it's a good excuse, I'm just explaining how a lot of men think. The other side of it is that some guys just get bored of eating gourmet meals every day and want to have something trashy every now and then instead.

Luckily I don't mind cooking for myself, so even if sirloin steak is off the menu for the night, I just have a four-finger cheese sandwich . . . with extra butter.

YDK · 08-20-2014, 08:31 AM

Lol I liked this, good example tbh I might have ta read it to my girl

Malachi · 08-20-2014, 09:15 AM

Shouldn't u be on a female site preaching this or..

Suthaveli · 08-20-2014, 10:08 AM

Brilliant.
Great analogy

PancakeBrah · 08-20-2014, 10:11 AM

You're really good at make 1000 word posts centered around concepts 15 year old me had a firm grasp of.

Another 0/10. I would say try harder but that's your problem.

Certain · 08-20-2014, 10:16 AM

Reposting trite Facebook rants should be beneath you.

oats · 08-20-2014, 10:23 AM

honestly though, I heard this analogy almost exactly on a VH1 show years ago, I think it was on one of those I Love the 80s style shows. cool to see it again I guess

Certain · 08-20-2014, 10:26 AM

"Why go out for a cheeseburger when you can have a steak at home?" is a pretty famous Paul Newman quote. Supposedly he never cheated on his wife.

YDK · 08-20-2014, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

"Why go out for a cheeseburger when you can have a steak at home?" is a pretty famous Paul Newman quote. Supposedly he never cheated on his wife.

I call shenanigans

Ghost1 · 08-20-2014, 01:05 PM

Another essay built on a remedial premise

People like masaii will find this deep and enlightening tho lol

Meth · 08-20-2014, 02:06 PM

Tldr

08-20-2014, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

Another essay built on a remedial premise

People like masaii will find this deep and enlightening tho lol

I didn't read this one.

it was obvious after his first hed stolen it from facebook, her refered to his post as status.

I just concurred.

How is ur daughter?

big baby · 08-20-2014, 02:11 PM

y u dissing cheeseburger bitch?

dead @ retarded suth only one that liked it.

Suthaveli · 08-20-2014, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big baby

y u dissing cheeseburger bitch?

dead @ retarded suth only one that liked it.

Yes. Becauz following the crowd of hate is the netcees way.

Pass. But I appreciate your effort baby bop.

big baby · 08-20-2014, 03:36 PM

that would make sense but you were the 2nd person to have liked it and nobody else said anything negative by then, so basically you're a faggot

Suthaveli · 08-20-2014, 03:41 PM

Yet yo mentioned me as the only one to like it. Where's the loyalty to your statement?
I don't sheep shit. Honestly didn't read what others said.

big baby · 08-20-2014, 03:45 PM

i dont believe u i think ur lying

fucka liar

u a sheep

more like shuth (sheep + suth combined) or sheeth.

u prob eat booty popsicles cuz u lie so much

Suthaveli · 08-20-2014, 03:48 PM

I see I've activated your trap card.. well played #backsaway

big baby · 08-20-2014, 03:51 PM

v/ big baby easy @El Pancake

anime_boners · 08-20-2014, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Pancake

You're really good at make 1000 word posts centered around concepts 15 year old me had a firm grasp of.

Another 0/10. I would say try harder but that's your problem.

08-20-2014, 04:20 AM	#1
Camarac The Grinch Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 129 Rep Power: 848949	Steak, burgers, and cheese sandwiches A lot of men cheat on beautiful women with fat, disgusting, hairy beasts. Just look at Ashley Cole and numerous other celebs who've been caught with their dick in a moose at one time or another . . . And there are many women who are surprised by this, as if being beautiful is enough to keep a man faithful. You'll see them arrogantly proclaim: "My man would never cheat on me. Why would he go out ...for a cheeseburger when he has sirloin steak at home?" This is why: If a man knows for a one-hundred-percent fact that he has a four-course sirloin steak dinner at home, then he won't eat during the day and he'll save space for it. He'll come home feeling relaxed, knowing he'll have that dinner ready for him no matter what. He's content. But then Thursday comes around and when he arrives home he's told there will be no dinner tonight, she's tired, she has a headache, she's not in the mood to cook, etc. So he's forced to make dinner for himself. He's cool with it at first; he figures she usually feeds him so it's fine. However, as the weeks and months go by and he loses the security of always being guaranteed a sirloin steak when he gets home, knowing that on any given day she could be unavailable to cook and he could be forced to make his own food, insecurity and uncertainty creeps in. On his way home he thinks "Am I being fed tonight? Or will she be too tired to deal with my hunger?" And once that's lodged in his brain, he no longer worries about having an empty stomach to make space for the dinner. Now he's concerned with filling that hunger. So he's on his way home one night and he's offered a free cheeseburger, and he thinks why the fuck not? I might not be fed tonight, I don't know, I might even have to feed myself, and that's not nearly as good as real food. So he eats that cheeseburger. He knows it's cheap and disgusting and ultimately unfulfilling. It's not even half or quarter as good as the sirloin steak. But it has a certainty and availability that the sirloin steak no longer has. It's quick, easy, and the cook is never tired. So that's why some men go out for a cheeseburger when they have a sirloin steak at home. And many women will say "I never leave my man hungry", but they don't get that if he requests food at 4 and she gives it to him at 8, that's four hours where he'll be considering a burger because he's not sure whether that sirloin steak is definitely being made or not. Anyway, I'm not saying it's right or that it's a good excuse, I'm just explaining how a lot of men think. The other side of it is that some guys just get bored of eating gourmet meals every day and want to have something trashy every now and then instead. Luckily I don't mind cooking for myself, so even if sirloin steak is off the menu for the night, I just have a four-finger cheese sandwich . . . with extra butter.

08-20-2014, 08:31 AM	#2
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181113	Lol I liked this, good example tbh I might have ta read it to my girl __________________

08-20-2014, 09:15 AM	#3
Malachi Negus Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,529 Battle Record: 5-10 Champed - Newbie Tourney VI Rep Power: 82877410	Shouldn't u be on a female site preaching this or.. __________________ Seen the spectrum through the prisms

08-20-2014, 10:23 AM	#7
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	honestly though, I heard this analogy almost exactly on a VH1 show years ago, I think it was on one of those I Love the 80s style shows. cool to see it again I guess __________________ You should be water

08-20-2014, 02:06 PM	#11
Meth Back again. Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,653 Battle Record: 12-5 Champed - Time to Kill IV - 1-2 Punch Panic Room Rep Power: 4489511	Tldr __________________ Crystal

08-20-2014, 10:08 AM	#4
Suthaveli Prayers won't help. Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Baltimore, Md Posts: 851 Battle Record: 7-9 Rep Power: 16534023	Brilliant. Great analogy

08-20-2014, 10:11 AM	#5
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	You're really good at make 1000 word posts centered around concepts 15 year old me had a firm grasp of. Another 0/10. I would say try harder but that's your problem.

08-20-2014, 10:16 AM	#6
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	Reposting trite Facebook rants should be beneath you.

08-20-2014, 10:26 AM	#8
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	"Why go out for a cheeseburger when you can have a steak at home?" is a pretty famous Paul Newman quote. Supposedly he never cheated on his wife.

08-20-2014, 03:41 PM	#16
Suthaveli Prayers won't help. Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Baltimore, Md Posts: 851 Battle Record: 7-9 Rep Power: 16534023	Yet yo mentioned me as the only one to like it. Where's the loyalty to your statement? I don't sheep shit. Honestly didn't read what others said. Last edited by Suthaveli; 08-20-2014 at 03:43 PM.

08-20-2014, 03:48 PM	#18
Suthaveli Prayers won't help. Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Baltimore, Md Posts: 851 Battle Record: 7-9 Rep Power: 16534023	I see I've activated your trap card.. well played #backsaway