veritas

uh-oh · 07-10-2014, 10:46 PM

how you been

HERES A SCENARIO

you have a sword of your own choosing, and you are completely covered in bibles, like prison phone book armor.

i am wearing nothing but swim trunks, with a wooden cane that i cut the handle/curve off of, and sharpened into a point, and fire hardened with a bic lighter.

we are on a football field in opposite end zones.

how do you see this playing out?

Adonis · 07-10-2014, 10:50 PM

I smile the biggest smile ever with muh pearly whites and you run away

To son?

Diode · 07-10-2014, 10:50 PM

this isn't a game.

Adonis · 07-10-2014, 10:57 PM

Me and diode, four cornered room with no escape. Diode is holding a spoon wearing only his Gi, I am buck ass naked and in grapple stance.

How does this play out?

millz · 07-10-2014, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Adonis

Me and diode, four cornered room with no escape. Diode is holding a spoon wearing only his Gi, I am buck ass naked and in grapple stance.

How does this play out?

Trick question. Messicans never travel alone.

YDK · 07-10-2014, 11:13 PM

Lmao ^^^

@veritas

Diode · 07-10-2014, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Adonis

Me and diode, four cornered room with no escape. Diode is holding a spoon wearing only his Gi, I am buck ass naked and in grapple stance.

How does this play out?

i ask you how my ass taste

then i film a gold bond commercial

a little shake

a little tingle

El Muffin · 07-10-2014, 11:28 PM

Wtf

El Muffin · 07-10-2014, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh

how you been

HERES A SCENARIO

you have a sword of your own choosing, and you are completely covered in bibles, like prison phone book armor.

i am wearing nothing but swim trunks, with a wooden cane that i cut the handle/curve off of, and sharpened into a point, and fire hardened with a bic lighter.

we are on a football field in opposite end zones.

how do you see this playing out?

Trent dilfer would slide the moment you two get within 5 yrds of each ither

veritas · 07-11-2014, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh

how you been

HERES A SCENARIO

you have a sword of your own choosing, and you are completely covered in bibles, like prison phone book armor.

i am wearing nothing but swim trunks, with a wooden cane that i cut the handle/curve off of, and sharpened into a point, and fire hardened with a bic lighter.

we are on a football field in opposite end zones.

how do you see this playing out?

you scream and start charging at me. I stand still...stoic.

as you reach the fifty you are winded, but irregardless, the foolishness which propels your mind carries you on.

You start noticing the ground shaking and the sky turning into a Donnie Darko portal. Everything is being sucked up into it. your sprint turns into a slow jog.

you look in the distance and see that I am flanked and backed by a thousand War-Angels all equippedted with flaming swords.

your subcon smiles at your willingness to listen to it's recomendation of swim trunks as they easily absorb teh wet spot that your tinkler emmitted on the crotch area due to fear.

All of a sudden you fall to your knees and cry out: "I am sorry I am sorry! I believe! I believe!"

Then one of the Angels walks up to you and brandishes the sword so close to your face that it begins to melt the skin painfully from your fat cheeks. you cry out in anguish for mercy.

At this point the Angel runs thru your chest with the sword and you enter the blackness........

Diode · 07-11-2014, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

irregardless

fraud.

veritas · 07-11-2014, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode

fraud.

Elab

Diode · 07-11-2014, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

Elab

an educated man wouldn't use made up words.

veritas · 07-11-2014, 11:21 AM

Indoubedably.

uh-oh · 07-11-2014, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

you scream and start charging at me. I stand still...stoic.

as you reach the fifty you are winded, but irregardless, the foolishness which propels your mind carries you on.

You start noticing the ground shaking and the sky turning into a Donnie Darko portal. Everything is being sucked up into it. your sprint turns into a slow jog.

you look in the distance and see that I am flanked and backed by a thousand War-Angels all equippedted with flaming swords.

your subcon smiles at your willingness to listen to it's recomendation of swim trunks as they easily absorb teh wet spot that your tinkler emmitted on the crotch area due to fear.

All of a sudden you fall to your knees and cry out: "I am sorry I am sorry! I believe! I believe!"

Then one of the Angels walks up to you and brandishes the sword so close to your face that it begins to melt the skin painfully from your fat cheeks. you cry out in anguish for mercy.

At this point the Angel runs thru your chest with the sword and you enter the blackness........

nah this is how it happens

i slowly walk to the 50, pull my swim trunks down, and defecate in your general direction.

the crowd laughs at you.

you fall on your sword. the end

Pakistani Hand Cannon · 07-12-2014, 07:38 AM

what is this role playing you niggas on?

fix the fuck up niggas

07-10-2014, 10:46 PM	#1
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	veritas how you been HERES A SCENARIO you have a sword of your own choosing, and you are completely covered in bibles, like prison phone book armor. i am wearing nothing but swim trunks, with a wooden cane that i cut the handle/curve off of, and sharpened into a point, and fire hardened with a bic lighter. we are on a football field in opposite end zones. how do you see this playing out? __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

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Adonis Tsk Tsk Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Beer Goggles Posts: 4,834 Battle Record: 36-34 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - NFL Pick'em 2016-17 Rep Power: 9946449	I smile the biggest smile ever with muh pearly whites and you run away To son? __________________ I'm tryna fuck like A-don-is TUPAC SHAKUR

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Adonis Tsk Tsk Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Beer Goggles Posts: 4,834 Battle Record: 36-34 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - NFL Pick'em 2016-17 Rep Power: 9946449	Me and diode, four cornered room with no escape. Diode is holding a spoon wearing only his Gi, I am buck ass naked and in grapple stance. How does this play out? __________________ I'm tryna fuck like A-don-is TUPAC SHAKUR

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