Swerve [VS] illergicreaxion [Swerve WINS]

[Paradigm]

The Summer Classic VII
Netcees Premier Text Battling Tournament

@Swerve @illergicreaxion
Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due MONDAY,
  July 14th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
• Check Ins are due FRIDAY, July 11th 2014
• Voting ends Friday July 18th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are 24 hours
• You will be GRANTED ONE EXTENSION throughout the Tourney. Any extension beyond the first will result in loss of votes.

Line Limit:

• Min. = 10 lines
• Max. = 16 lines
• Limit MUST be agreed upon

General Rules:

• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
• No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
  linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
  means you will be disqualified.
• A check in IS mandatory.
• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
  must match the 1st person's line amount.

[Swerve]

Sup boo...I'm thinking keeping it the minimum.

[illergicreaxion]

jea... wit it...

[illergicreaxion]

good luck...

In real life… you'd never tell Bags all the shit that you wanna say...
You'd take flight... since after you check Bags… your insecurity on display…
He prowls the parking lots of gay clubs… knocking on windows for men to serve…
Cuz when they driving drunk and looking out for the D’s… they tend to Swerve…
At this point can you keep track of how many dudes that ya girl sucks..?
They be passing around that Heffe more than Sn00p’s crib after the world cup…
You in charge of quality control… and got caught sleeping at your post…?
Seems like whoever’s editing your verses must agree with your approach…
A Canadian with a New Orleans logo… it seems rare and a bit contrived…
But I get it… since no one in America… or our Government… cares if you live or die…

[Swerve]

Originally Posted by illergicreaxion

i'm way more famous than you... i'm in the let me take a selfie video at 3:01...
::splash::

You were in a music video, now I’m begging to make you my nemesis,
I don’t think it’s ironic that this fag was in a famous selfie and looks like Ellen Degeneres.
My off shore accounts hold big bank, I even make cash when I’m writing,
While your off shore accounts are so empty…they make all of Muff’s sound exciting.
Concocted a persona online, but fact is its now exposing time,
Cause you’re more of a fake, reaxion than all the dives the world cup had combined.
Veritas makes some stupid threads, I wonder how far he might go,
But his best tag thread had me thinking about the one I plan to leave attached to your toe.
Trust, this is no exercise, for you there'll be no rewardin,
Cause if you're the truth...I'm about to cop me three pairs of fig jordans.

[Kin]

iLL-

You'd take flight... since after you check Bags… your insecurity on display…
ahhh shiiiit

Cuz when they driving drunk and looking out for the D’s… they tend to Swerve…
haha...not a fan of jokes like this normally...but addin' the nameplay made it dope

Seems like whoever’s editing your verses must agree with your approach…
set up fit good wit' this...nice

Swerve-

started wit nice personal

Cause you’re more of a fake, reaxion than all the dives the world cup had combined.
haha

But his best tag thread had me thinking about the one I plan to leave attached to your toe.
uh Huuuuh

Cause if you're the truth...I'm about to cop me three pairs of fig jordans.
haha nice verse....Almost every bar you had was a play off someone on this site tho'...thought you shoulda had more variety in there...maybe have a couple bars like that then show us a different method of attack feel me?

iLL came nice wit' it...both pretty consistent

this one to close for me to call

vote- Draw

good shit fellaz

[Blanco Bishop]

Tend to swerve.
Vs
Tag thread,fig jordns, reaxion

I thought reaxion ad good concepts but lacked in execution n delivery which hurt the sting of his lines.
I thought swerve was sold,albeit a bit of an overkill with the board bars but good solid hits.


V swerve

[Paradigm]

uhhh lol 1-0 Swerve

[Allen Knight]

Opener, world cup

Vs

Opener, fake reaction, best tag

V/ swerve, in a reall close one both dropped nice tbh, I think this botr tbh it took me acouple
Tomes to read this could go either way.but I felt swerve was a lil fresher an harsher here.
Props yahll but swerve wins here in a dope battle.

[Velocity]

In real life… you'd never tell Bags all the shit that you wanna say...
You'd take flight... since after you check Bags… your insecurity on display…
He prowls the parking lots of gay clubs… knocking on windows for men to serve…
Cuz when they driving drunk and looking out for the D’s… they tend to Swerve…

vs

My off shore accounts hold big bank, I even make cash when I’m writing,
While your off shore accounts are so empty…they make all of Muff’s sound exciting.
Concocted a persona online, but fact is its now exposing time,
Cause you’re more of a fake, reaxion than all the dives the world cup had combined.
Trust, this is no exercise, for you there'll be no rewardin,
Cause if you're the truth...I'm about to cop me three pairs of fig jordans.


pretty even match, Swerve just stayed a little more consistent.

[Paradigm]

Originally Posted by illergicreaxion

good luck...

In real life… you'd never tell Bags all the shit that you wanna say...
You'd take flight... since after you check Bags… your insecurity on display…
Nice lols
He prowls the parking lots of gay clubs… knocking on windows for men to serve…
Cuz when they driving drunk and looking out for the D’s… they tend to Swerve…
LOL witty
At this point can you keep track of how many dudes that ya girl sucks..?
They be passing around that Heffe more than Sn00p’s crib after the world cup…
LOL nice
You in charge of quality control… and got caught sleeping at your post…?
Seems like whoever’s editing your verses must agree with your approach…
i dont get this lol... therefore not feeling
A Canadian with a New Orleans logo… it seems rare and a bit contrived…
But I get it… since no one in America… or our Government… cares if you live or die…
weak

Originally Posted by Swerve

You were in a music video, now I’m begging to make you my nemesis,
I don’t think it’s ironic that this fag was in a famous selfie and looks like Ellen Degeneres.
ok lols
My off shore accounts hold big bank, I even make cash when I’m writing,
While your off shore accounts are so empty…they make all of Muff’s sound exciting.
[B]LOL Dope[B]
Concocted a persona online, but fact is its now exposing time,
Cause you’re more of a fake, reaxion than all the dives the world cup had combined.
LOL nice
Veritas makes some stupid threads, I wonder how far he might go,
But his best tag thread had me thinking about the one I plan to leave attached to your toe.
ok, cool flip
Trust, this is no exercise, for you there'll be no rewardin,
Cause if you're the truth...I'm about to cop me three pairs of fig jordans.
lol ok

This was actually a pretty dope battle in my oppinion. Swerve had the offshore accounts bar and illergic had two misses with his last two bars. Illergic could've stolen this imo if he finished his verse off with a haymaker. Good battle.

Vote - Swerve

[Destroyer]

tend to swerve
vs
fake reaxion, tag thread

this battle was pretty unenjoyable on both sides
perhaps I think these guys just didn't really know how to attack each other
I dunno. swerve verse was ok, I've see a lot better from both of these cats

v/Canadian

[BROKE LESNAR]

Originally Posted by illergicreaxion

He prowls the parking lots of gay clubs… knocking on windows for men to serve…
Cuz when they driving drunk and looking out for the D’s… they tend to Swerve…
At this point can you keep track of how many dudes that ya girl sucks..?
They be passing around that Heffe more than Sn00p’s crib after the world cup…

Originally Posted by Swerve

My off shore accounts hold big bank, I even make cash when I’m writing,
While your off shore accounts are so empty…they make all of Muff’s sound exciting.
Concocted a persona online, but fact is its now exposing time,
Cause you’re more of a fake, reaxion than all the dives the world cup had combined.
Veritas makes some stupid threads, I wonder how far he might go,
But his best tag thread had me thinking about the one I plan to leave attached to your toe.

I have it 3-2 Swerve, but illergic had lotb imo with that sn00p bar. I loved it, lol. Swerve's dopest line was the toe tag line. Pretty good match-up here.

v-Swerve

[Paradigm]

Swerve Wins 6-0 and advances to the next round.