Things White mothers say about their newborn babies

Badweather · 06-25-2014, 08:15 AM

when two or more brand new (white) mothers meet up at coffee pubs, sit outside with their babies in the strollers, cross their legs and brag about the stupid shit their babies can do.

"Yeah well, Teegan starting rolling onto her stomach 3 days ago. I thought they weren't supposed to be able to do that until around 2 or 3 months. Hmm, huh, I guess she's ahead of her time and better than every other baby ever born."

"Oh, Skylar sat up on his own and made eye contact with me this morning. He's so focused, so intense. It's like he's been here before already."

"I got a video on my phone you guys need to watch and be jealous of. This is a video of Abby Meredith 'talking.' I swear she's gonna be a lawyer just like her father!"

blah blah blah

Go ride your baby's nuts in private.

Hush · 06-25-2014, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by El Pancake

Lol its funny because the black family structure is a running joke to us and the #1 cause of the black struggle in this country lmfao

Im a part of that system. My birth parents couldn't handle the responsibility of me so they gave me to some whites.

Black parents be like "I don't like dis baby nigga I'm out go eat trash lol swag"

The fuck? Lol
I know you be trolling but this was asinine even by this sites standards

Again lol

Badweather · 06-25-2014, 09:10 AM

yeah, i dunno....i live i yuppie-ville

this place is covered in white people. little Madison is so cute.

Dominate · 06-25-2014, 09:28 AM

Hahaha

Witty · 06-25-2014, 09:43 AM

I'm pretty sure it isn't only white people who brag about their kids.

PancakeBrah · 06-25-2014, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Hush

The fuck? Lol
I know you be trolling but this was asinine even by this sites standards

Again lol

The black family structure is on average bad my bro.

Swhy the Jews are so successful. Very low divorce rate nahmean.

Problems start at the family level. Atomic.

I love my black people. Were one of a kind. Truths the truth tho.

YDK · 06-25-2014, 10:25 AM

2 Asians had a black baby an named it sum ting Wong

Hush · 06-25-2014, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by El Pancake

The black family structure is on average bad my bro.

Swhy the Jews are so successful. Very low divorce rate nahmean.

Problems start at the family level. Atomic.

I love my black people. Were one of a kind. Truths the truth tho.

I meant the you being black adoption angle
The way u tied it all in

Superb boarding lol
But shit reads like a jk Rowling fable

~RustyGunZ~ · 06-25-2014, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Pancake

The black family structure is on average bad my bro.

Swhy the Jews are so successful. Very low divorce rate nahmean.

Problems start at the family level. Atomic.

I love my black people. Were one of a kind. Truths the truth tho.

Shalom

Strikta · 06-25-2014, 12:50 PM

Lol @ this.

Badweather · 06-25-2014, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

I'm pretty sure it isn't only white people who brag about their kids.

I'm pretty sure I didn't say only white people bragged about their kids. I just pointed out what THEY brag about based on 2 months of actually listening.

Witty · 06-25-2014, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Seadad

I'm pretty sure I didn't say only white people bragged about their kids. I just pointed out what THEY brag about based on 2 months of actually listening.

Incorrect, you pointed out what the white people you listened to bragged about.

There are millions and millions of white people you have not listened to.

U racist or some shit bro?

Not cool man.

Bad Seadad.

Badweather · 06-25-2014, 07:22 PM

lmfao, hell nah i'm not racist. you've heard my voice!

06-25-2014, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Seadad

lmfao, hell nah i'm not racist. you've heard my voice!

Lol seadad is an honorary honkey, you still sit up the back of the bus though.

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06-25-2014, 08:15 AM	#1
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	Things White mothers say about their newborn babies when two or more brand new (white) mothers meet up at coffee pubs, sit outside with their babies in the strollers, cross their legs and brag about the stupid shit their babies can do. "Yeah well, Teegan starting rolling onto her stomach 3 days ago. I thought they weren't supposed to be able to do that until around 2 or 3 months. Hmm, huh, I guess she's ahead of her time and better than every other baby ever born." "Oh, Skylar sat up on his own and made eye contact with me this morning. He's so focused, so intense. It's like he's been here before already." "I got a video on my phone you guys need to watch and be jealous of. This is a video of Abby Meredith 'talking.' I swear she's gonna be a lawyer just like her father!" blah blah blah Go ride your baby's nuts in private. __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

06-25-2014, 12:50 PM	#10
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