Joe Metts vs. Shank Sinatra - {Joe Metts wins}

06-12-2013, 02:59 AM

The Summer Classic V
The Premier Text Battling Tournament

@J. Metts @Shank Sinatra

Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Wednesday,
June 19th 2013 11:59 PM PST.
Check Ins are due Sunday, June 16th 2013
Voting ends Monday 11:59 PM PST.
Battles that lack votes may close later.

One sided battles may get closed early.

Extensions are normally 24 hours
(unless requested otherwise, that is),
can be no longer than 48 hours
and have to be granted by your opponent.

Line Limit:

Min. = 10 lines
Max. = 16 lines
The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. If no line agreement is made you CANNOT go above 16 lines

General Rules:

1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
Feeding = DQ.
Recycling = DQ.
Biting = DQ.
No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
means you will disqualified.
A check in IS mandatory.
Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
must match the 1st person's line amount.

Joe Metts · 06-12-2013, 12:47 PM

Here.

Boredom · 06-12-2013, 08:53 PM

yup. how many big fella

Joe Metts · 06-21-2013, 10:40 PM

Listen.

GoW said i gave him my crew and were old n not goat
it just reminded me of you with all the times u been told u not dohpe
canadas for faggot hockey players with no hope man
vancouver? lol canucks be any gayer then they are from ur homeland
prolly drink virgin daquries. joe boozes n gets the ass
then work on my nba mock draft which to u is just o'douls up in a glass
im immortal in this text game. i got illy ass bars yo
anybody ever cofuses you wit being fresh its just a billy and lars troll
5 newbie tourneys? lmao. damn he soft man
dude made a career off matches with talentless bitches like andy kaufman
double barrel go off. maybe heavens truly where he deceases
so many chunks'll be around sloth'll have to split his baby ruth in several pieces
im tight, all can see. nothing u write is hot or hard to me
got that world war z swag. everybody around globe has to fight not to fall asleep

Newbie tourney vets get keystyles.

Faggot.

Boredom · 06-22-2013, 03:43 PM

smfh..

i can’t deny u’ve done lots for the text game, n u admit when a mans wrong
so for that u do take the cake…pies, cookies n any other dessert u get ur hands on
ya vet status is broke as fuck..no wonder ur hopes are crushed u lame guy
u lean on people for votes n support.. n it resembles ur fat ass trying to stage dive
ur a naasty slob joe, u can barley get w/ thai hookers, son u fat as shit
but when u do fuck euthanasia…I hope u commit that after u realize she had a dick
w/ weird kinks raggin on sic, it’s ironic considering how u party bruh
ur bead collection has bin so many nasty places they rival the ones in mardi gras
if I kick the bucket, I’ll die happy cuz my life was full of love n I lived it long
joe when u kick the bucket….It’s in complete rage because the chickens gone
when I’m killing lines, its an 8 ball w/ dime sluts who are holdin it down
if ur killing lines.. it’s people trampled so u can get in front of one at a Golden corral
enough of the fat jokes, in reality ur a sad bloak.. and we all know its true
If any lines u wrote have that coke feel..it’s cuz ill-nika has been known to ghost for u

eat it.

Joe Metts · 06-24-2013, 12:29 PM

........

Xnub · 06-24-2013, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Metts

Listen.

GoW said i gave him my crew and were old n not goat
it just reminded me of you with all the times u been told u not dohpe
simple but this hit, nice
canadas for faggot hockey players with no hope man
vancouver? lol canucks be any gayer then they are from ur homeland
dope
prolly drink virgin daquries. joe boozes n gets the ass
then work on my nba mock draft which to u is just o'douls up in a glass
thought this was very clever, cool concept
im immortal in this text game. i got illy ass bars yo
anybody ever cofuses you wit being fresh its just a billy and lars troll
ive seen a few people already use this concept, but u flipped it fresh
5 newbie tourneys? lmao. damn he soft man
dude made a career off matches with talentless bitches like andy kaufman
ok
double barrel go off. maybe heavens truly where he deceases
so many chunks'll be around sloth'll have to split his baby ruth in several pieces
this miss'd for me, sloth? maybe I'm not seeing something.
im tight, all can see. nothing u write is hot or hard to me
got that world war z swag. everybody around globe has to fight not to fall asleep
cool concept, I didn't like how it was worded tbh tho...cool verse.

Newbie tourney vets get keystyles.

Faggot.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shank Sinatra

smfh..

i can’t deny u’ve done lots for the text game, n u admit when a mans wrong
so for that u do take the cake…pies, cookies n any other dessert u get ur hands on
lol..seen this before but still dope.
ya vet status is broke as fuck..no wonder ur hopes are crushed u lame guy
u lean on people for votes n support.. n it resembles ur fat ass trying to stage dive
na...corny
ur a naasty slob joe, u can barley get w/ thai hookers, son u fat as shit
but when u do fuck euthanasia…I hope u commit that after u realize she had a dick
wp was coo, but the concept was whack to me...
w/ weird kinks raggin on sic, it’s ironic considering how u party bruh
ur bead collection has bin so many nasty places they rival the ones in mardi gras
nice
if I kick the bucket, I’ll die happy cuz my life was full of love n I lived it long
joe when u kick the bucket….It’s in complete rage because the chickens gone
kinda predictable, but ok
when I’m killing lines, its an 8 ball w/ dime sluts who are holdin it down
if ur killing lines.. it’s people trampled so u can get in front of one at a Golden corral
ill, even though its just another fat joke.. this was funny as fuck, also possible lotb
enough of the fat jokes, in reality ur a sad bloak.. and we all know its true
If any lines u wrote have that coke feel..it’s cuz ill-nika has been known to ghost for u
na... statementish and corny.

eat it.

Hmmm... this was a hard one for me to decide. I thought sinatra had lotb w/ either golden coral or that mardigras flip, but joe had the odouls and not dohpe which both hit hard for me. Honestly, I think in quotes sinatra might of had it, but after reading both verses twice... I felt Joes had a more complete feel to it and was personally a more entertaining read. No hate, sinatra was fresh as fuck, and I can easily see it going either way... but in my eyes Joe edged this.

mvgt: Joe Metts

Atomic · 06-24-2013, 07:34 PM

Jmetts: first 2 & the troll bar was nice. others were ok no misses. Shank: first 1, chickens gone & line. overall you had a few misses for me wording/simplicity wise. good battle but v/ goes to jmetts for more consistency.

sorry for the breakdown. would go bar by bar but im on my phone. good shit boys.

Boredom · 06-24-2013, 08:32 PM

official voters list only please.. lets get some legit breakdowns here

Ghost1 · 06-24-2013, 08:38 PM

Lol u havent had votes in how many days....ur in the disc lounge begging for votes.....then u discount his vote

Lol u are such a lame faggut

Its like 11people on the voters list....trustme they dont give a fuck to vote....

Boredom · 06-24-2013, 08:51 PM

i didnt discount his vote, would just prefer a bd and votes from people who know whaddup.

Allen Knight · 06-24-2013, 08:56 PM

canadas for faggot hockey players with no hope man
vancouver? lol canucks be any gayer then they are from ur homeland
im immortal in this text game. i got illy ass bars yo
anybody ever cofuses you wit being fresh its just a billy and lars troll
5 newbie tourneys? lmao. damn he soft man
dude made a career off matches with talentless bitches like andy kaufman
^^^dope
double barrel go off. maybe heavens truly where he deceases
so many chunks'll be around sloth'll have to split his baby ruth in several pieces

Vs

if I kick the bucket, I’ll die happy cuz my life was full of love n I lived it long
joe when u kick the bucket….It’s in complete rage because the chickens gone
when I’m killing lines, its an 8 ball w/ dime sluts who are holdin it down
if ur killing lines.. it’s people trampled so u can get in front of one at a Golden corral

V/metts, this was a good battle, shank had those bars i thought were cool u had
alot of concepts that were good but wording was off tbh stag dive coulda been nice an mardi gras but still a solid verse...joe i thought was more consistent and the andy kaufman line was dope also the chunck like was ill, nice battle props yah'll

Atomic · 06-24-2013, 09:05 PM

sorry you didn't like my vote but I've been around much longer then you & beat heads much doper then you. If you'd like me to go bar by bar & give more feed let me know & i will.

Flow · 06-25-2013, 11:44 AM

Up to you if you want to accept this vote...

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Metts

Listen.

GoW said i gave him my crew and were old n not goat
it just reminded me of you with all the times u been told u not dohpe
lol not the greatest but an alright opener - wouldn't quote
canadas for faggot hockey players with no hope man
vancouver? lol canucks be any gayer then they are from ur homeland
meh this was alright, didn't think there was enough sting
prolly drink virgin daquries. joe boozes n gets the ass
then work on my nba mock draft which to u is just o'douls up in a glass
nah
im immortal in this text game. i got illy ass bars yo
anybody ever cofuses you wit being fresh its just a billy and lars troll
lmao that was nice
5 newbie tourneys? lmao. damn he soft man
dude made a career off matches with talentless bitches like andy kaufman
haha ok
double barrel go off. maybe heavens truly where he deceases
so many chunks'll be around sloth'll have to split his baby ruth in several pieces
not feeling it - lost on me fam
im tight, all can see. nothing u write is hot or hard to me
got that world war z swag. everybody around globe has to fight not to fall asleep
lol nice close

Newbie tourney vets get keystyles.

Faggot.

Opener was alright, two misses followed by some fire, something lost on me so my bad on that one, an a nice close. Overall pretty solid showing

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shank Sinatra

smfh..

i can’t deny u’ve done lots for the text game, n u admit when a mans wrong
so for that u do take the cake…pies, cookies n any other dessert u get ur hands on
lol wasn't worded great but got a lol - for the level of both of you I wouldn't quote though
ya vet status is broke as fuck..no wonder ur hopes are crushed u lame guy
u lean on people for votes n support.. n it resembles ur fat ass trying to stage dive
I think this could of possibly been worded to strengthen the visual and therefore punch, it was good but wouldn't quote
ur a naasty slob joe, u can barley get w/ thai hookers, son u fat as shit
but when u do fuck euthanasia…I hope u commit that after u realize she had a dick
hahaha that was sweet - LOTB for me
w/ weird kinks raggin on sic, it’s ironic considering how u party bruh
ur bead collection has bin so many nasty places they rival the ones in mardi gras
solid
if I kick the bucket, I’ll die happy cuz my life was full of love n I lived it long
joe when u kick the bucket….It’s in complete rage because the chickens gone
haha lovin the visuals
when I’m killing lines, its an 8 ball w/ dime sluts who are holdin it down
if ur killing lines.. it’s people trampled so u can get in front of one at a Golden corral
lol
enough of the fat jokes, in reality ur a sad bloak.. and we all know its true
If any lines u wrote have that coke feel..it’s cuz ill-nika has been known to ghost for u
nah poor close

eat it.

Great visuals in this, felt wording really was your weak spot, hurt some of your bars but it was a solid showing and def got more lols from me then metts

Its a tight battle but I would edge it shank, for me they were pretty much equal in quotes but shanks got a more animated response from me and I felt he had LOTB with the euthanasia line which seems like it should be played but its fresh to my eyes.

Vote Shank

06-12-2013, 02:59 AM	#1
Meth Guest Posts: n/a	Joe Metts vs. Shank Sinatra - {Joe Metts wins} The Summer Classic V The Premier Text Battling Tournament @J. Metts @Shank Sinatra Rules Due Dates: Verses are due Wednesday, June 19th 2013 11:59 PM PST. Check Ins are due Sunday, June 16th 2013 Voting ends Monday 11:59 PM PST. Battles that lack votes may close later. One sided battles may get closed early. Extensions are normally 24 hours (unless requested otherwise, that is), can be no longer than 48 hours and have to be granted by your opponent. Line Limit: Min. = 10 lines Max. = 16 lines The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. If no line agreement is made you CANNOT go above 16 lines General Rules: 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts. 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made. Feeding = DQ. Recycling = DQ. Biting = DQ. No freeposting, swaying or bitching. Unless a picture battle is agreed upon, linking to your opponent's picture or posting it means you will disqualified. A check in IS mandatory. Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in. If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post must match the 1st person's line amount.

06-24-2013, 12:29 PM	#6
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112003	........ Last edited by Joe Metts; 06-24-2013 at 08:27 PM.

06-24-2013, 08:56 PM	#12
Allen Knight Foreva us, neva them. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,176 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899401	canadas for faggot hockey players with no hope man vancouver? lol canucks be any gayer then they are from ur homeland im immortal in this text game. i got illy ass bars yo anybody ever cofuses you wit being fresh its just a billy and lars troll 5 newbie tourneys? lmao. damn he soft man dude made a career off matches with talentless bitches like andy kaufman ^^^dope double barrel go off. maybe heavens truly where he deceases so many chunks'll be around sloth'll have to split his baby ruth in several pieces Vs if I kick the bucket, I’ll die happy cuz my life was full of love n I lived it long joe when u kick the bucket….It’s in complete rage because the chickens gone when I’m killing lines, its an 8 ball w/ dime sluts who are holdin it down if ur killing lines.. it’s people trampled so u can get in front of one at a Golden corral V/metts, this was a good battle, shank had those bars i thought were cool u had alot of concepts that were good but wording was off tbh stag dive coulda been nice an mardi gras but still a solid verse...joe i thought was more consistent and the andy kaufman line was dope also the chunck like was ill, nice battle props yah'll __________________ C.O.B The Bad Guys.

06-12-2013, 12:47 PM	#2
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112003	Here.

06-12-2013, 08:53 PM	#3
Boredom Been On One Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 1,617 Battle Record: 26-28 Champed - Newbie Tournament IV Rep Power: 415110	yup. how many big fella

06-21-2013, 10:40 PM	#4
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112003	Listen. GoW said i gave him my crew and were old n not goat it just reminded me of you with all the times u been told u not dohpe canadas for faggot hockey players with no hope man vancouver? lol canucks be any gayer then they are from ur homeland prolly drink virgin daquries. joe boozes n gets the ass then work on my nba mock draft which to u is just o'douls up in a glass im immortal in this text game. i got illy ass bars yo anybody ever cofuses you wit being fresh its just a billy and lars troll 5 newbie tourneys? lmao. damn he soft man dude made a career off matches with talentless bitches like andy kaufman double barrel go off. maybe heavens truly where he deceases so many chunks'll be around sloth'll have to split his baby ruth in several pieces im tight, all can see. nothing u write is hot or hard to me got that world war z swag. everybody around globe has to fight not to fall asleep Newbie tourney vets get keystyles. Faggot.

06-22-2013, 03:43 PM	#5
Boredom Been On One Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 1,617 Battle Record: 26-28 Champed - Newbie Tournament IV Rep Power: 415110	smfh.. i can’t deny u’ve done lots for the text game, n u admit when a mans wrong so for that u do take the cake…pies, cookies n any other dessert u get ur hands on ya vet status is broke as fuck..no wonder ur hopes are crushed u lame guy u lean on people for votes n support.. n it resembles ur fat ass trying to stage dive ur a naasty slob joe, u can barley get w/ thai hookers, son u fat as shit but when u do fuck euthanasia…I hope u commit that after u realize she had a dick w/ weird kinks raggin on sic, it’s ironic considering how u party bruh ur bead collection has bin so many nasty places they rival the ones in mardi gras if I kick the bucket, I’ll die happy cuz my life was full of love n I lived it long joe when u kick the bucket….It’s in complete rage because the chickens gone when I’m killing lines, its an 8 ball w/ dime sluts who are holdin it down if ur killing lines.. it’s people trampled so u can get in front of one at a Golden corral enough of the fat jokes, in reality ur a sad bloak.. and we all know its true If any lines u wrote have that coke feel..it’s cuz ill-nika has been known to ghost for u eat it.

06-24-2013, 07:34 PM	#8
Atomic official hypedaddy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 951 Battle Record: 11-12 Champed - Sickeningly White Night VI - Longbar Heavyweight Belt (0x) - Shortbar Featherweight Belt (0x) Rep Power: 0	Jmetts: first 2 & the troll bar was nice. others were ok no misses. Shank: first 1, chickens gone & line. overall you had a few misses for me wording/simplicity wise. good battle but v/ goes to jmetts for more consistency. sorry for the breakdown. would go bar by bar but im on my phone. good shit boys.

06-24-2013, 08:32 PM	#9
Boredom Been On One Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 1,617 Battle Record: 26-28 Champed - Newbie Tournament IV Rep Power: 415110	official voters list only please.. lets get some legit breakdowns here

06-24-2013, 08:51 PM	#11
Boredom Been On One Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 1,617 Battle Record: 26-28 Champed - Newbie Tournament IV Rep Power: 415110	i didnt discount his vote, would just prefer a bd and votes from people who know whaddup.

06-24-2013, 09:05 PM	#13
Atomic official hypedaddy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 951 Battle Record: 11-12 Champed - Sickeningly White Night VI - Longbar Heavyweight Belt (0x) - Shortbar Featherweight Belt (0x) Rep Power: 0	sorry you didn't like my vote but I've been around much longer then you & beat heads much doper then you. If you'd like me to go bar by bar & give more feed let me know & i will.