cat was a boss

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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5b0_1400077159

G SHIT

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how did this cat do this tho?

like in its brain

i didnt know this was possible, i understand dogs being protective, i always thought cats were just selfish assholes, i like them dont get me wrong (RIP CHICO, RIP DOG THE CAT) but i mean i was just the big homie that fed them and let them chill with da gods

i didnt realize they were protective over kids to this extreme

also that cat was a beast THO or that dog and kid were just small. seemed like a random normal sized dog tho

but word considering its whiteville usa where people can afford security cameras i bet the cat was declawed too, maybe not tho, it let go immediately probably more from shock than anything but who knows cat mighta came out with the claws on FULL like WATUP

either way this was dope and made me like cats more.

not more than dogs, just more in general

[Neighbor]

Cat hit 'em w/ the Goldberg spear

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did you name your cat Dog? fuck that's dope

LOL I remember that CHICO story

Gladiator

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chico was the boss of all bosses

i think i ruined DOG tho

chico was an outdoor cat. he came and went as he pleased. would fight all the time come home with wounds and i'd hook him up with CHEESE and fish and whatever. he would eat anything and drink out of puddles with oil in them.

dog on the other hand was a female cat. when i moved to akron the landlord was like you guys want a cat? and she was a kitten. so i was like word why not. well i made her an indoor cat. when i moved to massillon i took her, but i couldnt have pets inside so i tried to make her an outside cat, but she was soft.

last i seen her there was a huge fight, i went outside to break it up cuz it was continuous loud as fuck. i stumbled through the bushes with a little flashlight and saw like 3 cats dip out, and my cat look at the flashlight all shook, and it took off

last i seen it.

probably thought i dropped it off in HELL

might still be alive, who knows. RIP THO

LOL I fucking hate cats.

But Chico sounds like a dog. He gets a pass.

[El Muffin]

We have like 6 resident cats in our apt complex

Mngr fkn cat fanatic..every morning she outside havin full blown conversations loud as fuck with them on some dr doolittle shit.

One time a new cat came around that was 10x feral N started periodically catchin the cats slippin n fuckin em up individually

I shit u not once she spotted it ..she stopped got on the phone n threatened I reprat threatened to call the humane society

On some "I know your the one causing trouble..you need to leave..NOW!" Why ooh why are you fighting my babies

Shits dumb funny.