I sit down when I pee, not cause I'm a bitch, but because, I dont want to hear the water splashing. Water splashing is a feminine noise. So peeing standing up = feminine.

[big baby]

Alien rhymes, it takes about an eighth of a second for the uranium primed. Radial bombs. Iranian dimed to fatally drop. (safely). Argue with dumb bells at gymnasiums. Went to Jordan with Montell, this is how we do it, lace the rum. oh well. My craniums gone, swab testing Ukrainian mobs before they could be my bodyguard to save me from cops. Big babys gone quad. Big baby da god. Praised Allah with Arabians! Sike nah, I set them up on purpose I just dressed up in a turban. It's so exceptionally perfect, ever try to run an electrical current through titanium? Finger your featherweight female with my index till I hurt it. Wipe my face with cloths from Canad-ia. No phalanx alive could eradicate this pylon of Pygmalion. It's so sacred divine, drive in a straight line with Acadia. I'm so sly, I could make Stallone and Drago get naked in the ring. by just staring in. Gold mine. rape Doctor Xavier, make him tell me the truth in Latin. Veritas. The prompting as Savior. I'm Jesus without Judas. Jabba the hut is my alias. The big bad wolf jabbing your hut with my crazy breath. That's an instantaneous misdemeanor, sipping vodka and Enfamil through an intravenous. Consonant crazy. Sonstantly, catering, a mosh-pit of mania. Fill up all of stadiums. Women in lingerie with blond hair and vivacious tits. From Pompeii to Romania. I'm going balls out, this mammalian god vows. To stomp crowns till Balboa calls-out to Adrian

I sort of fathered the living Pope. Novelist/written notes. When I walk into cities, most - stop. But not cause I'm so blotched, it's just awe when confetti's thrown in all directions intended so. Hurrah! The BB has marched in pavilion, red carpet interviewed by sexy host. Held high on a pedestal. Prince Ali Ababwa sends a tweet in narrator. "I can't believe it's BB da BB, I hope this reaches 140 characters." It's like comparing apples and oranges, with this emphatic catharsis. I'm weaving atom particles so vastly demolished, it's brownish t orange and it turns into acid. You'd need a army binocular to catch a glimpse of the gossamer. Your catchphrases? nonsense. Lap you while walking. Mustachio's God. Mustachia's harmless. Walk into the cap of a cannon, take snapshot with Canon. Take a snapshot with Cannon, that's Mariah, in panties. The pariah, on xannies. Spit fire in tangents, you admire my crafting, and aspire to madness. Stop lying, you're wack. It's like Brad Pitt's daughter asking him "why am I black?". Step into the land of the darkness, with a sample to gargle. Just acid, no water. No apples or orange juice. The calvary's on the loose. Pull the bearing on arsenal. I could barely gawk at you, you're clearly just awful. How does it feel to be mocked? I could cleverly outbox you in the best of your hobbies, like @Bags getting off on veritas in topicals. You're awwwwwwwwwfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullllllll motherfucker. Could either stalk you at night-time. Or build a saucer, it's limelight. Unconscious I write rhymes, I close and open coffins like hi guys. Meet E.T and hit on all of his wives..I'M here. I come in peace... as I cum in pieces inside em. A genius, at night. Devious crime fighter. I could either Walk into Arkham Asylum with a mossberg beside em. Give 'em the magic conch. Spongebob!

I'm a monster with rhyming rawness, coughing a kind of cough my doctors prescribing doctors; specialized in scribing coughses. Kill em with the kindness I have to offer, the type of kindness your type is offered by a gentlemine of highest order. Your silliness sliding off, syllable sinus lava. Pitiful plight to ponder, is a kill-on-sight in genres. Vagina is tight and proper, properly tie you. It's rigamortis. Vine it, to make it awkward. Skype it to make moreso. Vigilante on-wards to VAUDEVILLIAN. Pre-order a simple sword. Before it skyrockets into oblivion. I'm on here sorting the prices low-to-high, cause THE LORD KNOWS that Im that sort of guy. Then order that type of kindle thru InstantPrime. Sport a scissor cut. I've bordered the biggest boat, floating to river styx. Stick a sword in your skeleton till it starts flowing like rivers.



@Fig.

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by big baby

veudavillain.

[Fig]

WACK SHIT BABY THAT WAS WACK GOOD JOB ETHER FEVER

[big baby]

Originally Posted by Fig

WACK SHIT BABY THAT WAS WACK GOOD JOB ETHER FEVER

you left us to go do drugs, lol.

[Fig]

Originally Posted by big baby

you left us to go do drugs, lol.

I actuary left because I was doing it on my phone and I had 3 percent battery and I can't use my phone and have it charge at the same time and I'm already on drugs and I have homework and laundry and also I wasnt feeling it.

Dope shit. Carry on.

[Wise Wiggles]

What happened to our collab you fuck

[veritas]

This sucked.

[big baby]

@Le Wise Ways

bored/lazy I want to put at least 10% effort into it but I'm hovering around 2-3. Maybe one day.
@The Mind Assassin I masturbate to your wife and then clean it up with the bible.
@Fig I fixed it a little bit. @Le Wise Ways cipher with us and @CopyPat. I just posted this because I didnt really care for the 900 typoes and references that made no sense. I'm fixing it up now, so veritas can secretly masturbate to my lyrics and then continue to pretend he doesnt like me.

honorable mention to @Bags

[Mike Wrecka]

let me tell you what I liked about this drop














































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[Witty]

This was dope tho, my next one will be better than my first and eventually with work and determination I will be better than you, dull boy, and Bwahahaha combined...I promise. I am a warrior and I do not give up.

This was awesome big baby da big baby.

[Wise Wiggles]

Where you guys cypher ? Aim? Only have the iPhone, maybe @Fig can pm me how to get it.. And the ppl who are hating on this ......

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[CopyPat]

^make it happen wise one, we rip shit in the cyph naaaaahmeean?!?!?!


bb da bb this was redunk. the shit you added afterwords made this sooo much iller, your style is so entertaining to read, i just cant wait to see what you'll say next. plus obv the scheming and vocab are fire. super original and funny, as usual. dope. i just dropped my shit too go peep

[Neighbor]

This one appealed to me more than a lot of your other pieces for some reason

[big baby]

Originally Posted by Neighbor

This one appealed to me more than a lot of your other pieces for some reason

was thinking of julie when I wrote it so that may be the reason.

[veritas]

You’re the wrong kind of genius, I’m the long kind of penis to bong out your species with feces and high-interest leases. Guy your high on the shit-list of Jesus, a wit-less, beast-less, ducking off Reese’s pieces in your flabby abdomen creases creepy flea-brained egress, freeze your thesis speechless, we built Giza for leisure Beavis.

@big baby

[big baby]

@The Mind Assassin you tried and honestly that's all that counts.

jk started out nice, but then got weird.

[veritas]

@big baby

shut it.

freeze your thesis speechless, we built Giza for leisure Beavis.

[Exis]

^^You said that already.

This was dope...first line is raw with it, love your scheme thru out...your wit combined with humor is unmatched.

Great read bro.

Stay upwards.

[dull boy]

My wording littered all through-out this bitch, and I like that.

[Just Write]

This was nice bb, I enjoyed the middle paragraph the most. Dope sauce