AYO SO...but..yo. Earlier today i was going over my schematics for becoming the president of the US wen i started to ponder the inevitable smeer campaign i would face.....then i was like...ayo...but...yo. wouod they find out about wen i was 19 an i l

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Let that 15 year old girl suck me from behind with her nose nudging on my butthole like am unexpected guest at the fire exit? Or maybe....wouod they focus in that 35 year old 6 i banged in the front seat of her malibu while her baby was in the back seat furiously wailing while i called her names and told her to ignore the child? I mean.....asode from losing the presidency....i may could end up being shunned from society. How deep wouod they delve into my private life? Would they bring up issue from that time i bought sum dro an put an orange peel in it...then forgot about it....an it was coverrd in mold....so then i sold it to this pregnant girl an told her it was white rhino? Somethings i dont think i eveb want to remember myself.....would they even be able to air them on public cable? It would be a shit show...in 8th grade i was expelled from west middle for drawing a gigantic portrait of hitler in salute on the blackboard when our teacher left us to take a quiz.... the resemblance was uncanny. Now the world will think me an amti semite? I was just flirting with britney goldbergstein.....people dont do things like this? I have lived for a long time....ive done some things...i find it hard to believe that our other presidents havent been aired out too....maybe id have to thro sum loot down to have some things covered up....like .....ayo....like that one time tho....this kid i knew....had a party...an he was selling E to every1 ....but i didnt have any money.....he said he wouodnt front me....but later on....after every1 was passed out...i seen he left like 6-7 of the pills sittin in a bag on the coffee table...so...instead of just stealing them i jerked off into the bag and jizzed all over them...then put em back on the table an left. I snorted heroin out of a piece of construction paper that i tore off from an art project this womans child made at school woth a picture of her family on it in crayon.

But i digress

If you were ti run for presidency of the US wat are some things u would be worried may potentially come to light while ur running


Disciss?