Strikta vs. non azn Bob {non azn Bob wins}

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@Strikta @non azn Bob

No bleak votes.

[Orc]

OKAY..OR 30 LINES..ITS ABOUT TIME THIS LEAGUE HAD A FIRE BATTLE...YOUR CALL GUY

[Strikta]

Let's do it.

No homosexual.

[Strikta]

Everything u drop is weird.. ya ass is phony.. stop u queer
How u con-Dom into predicting u? I'm jus mad ya daddy's broke & brought u here
I study martial arts films... u studying guys to inseminate
I watch fights & Enter the Dragon. U enter a drag & watch em fight as u penetrate
No shit, I'd leave ya dome split & u'd plead in desperation
& take my time cutting u, like cleaning ya cultures blowfish for eating preperation
Fuck discussin'.. I'ma just leave u whooped & bludgeoned
Talkin' about U standing over a pit of spikes'll make me wanna push da subject
Reppin' No Autographs. We're the reason why war is lethal
Any azns takin' aim at US gon' have me fly ova' dey spot & dump like North Korea

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

no no

he's NON azn

Originally Posted by Devil's Reject

Idgaf what he is, he's gook to me, he just say's he isn't so nobody clowns that.

Who u be? We KNOW u gnaw on sperm & the cock for fun
This asian's highly decorated by his peers & they call em' Colonel Bukkake Sahn
Da burner'll pop for fun, & I'ma spray rounds that'll hit ya
& ur the cream of the crop when guys cut ya semen glazed face outta da picture
I'd send a tactical squad from a heli blazing u w/ weapons
Ya yard will rain goons then I'll hit panda buffet & eat a plate in ur remembrance
A small contract to kill u, & I'm taking it of course, u pussy
Not a prob @ all to leave u snapped in half for a lil paper. Fuck a fortune cookie
When u brace for impacts, we're seein' lil ugly Bob blockin'
When I brace for imp acts, I'm only preparing myself to witness u as a hobgoblin
AYO BOB! Bitch, I'ma shout ya name then air u out, watch
I'll pull back da metal & open up ya top but it ain't a House Lo Mein carryout box
Bob's a joke, welcome to America chink! Ya clogs are dope
U gon' diss a pier faster than ya family pissed @ da place they docked thier boat
But even ur ppl don't have ya back.. ur dead u whore, why?
Res & Styk gone.. so if a crews a fix for u then I'ma bring da sledge & four spikes
My words is mean, ya dead as fuck, & just a herb it seems
So doodle be all over the place w/ red shit like 1st graders drawin' murder scenes

[~RustyGunZ~]

non azn Bobs verse

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I done champed it all way back. U still losing to teens
you got that Sleep Paralysis style. can't even make moves in ya dreams/
Still working in a Restaurant at 30 is worthless as shit
the saying IS good things come to those who Wait.. but i think u misinterpreted it/
Mannn girls be burning ya ass in the coldest of ways
Bitches been calling you Tiny Tim for sooo long it'd make Dickens roll in his grave/
ya mom had a one night stand & dads bounced. intelligent man!
Dog. If you're the Devil's Reject it's only cuz ya Pops was one Hell of a Man/
Stealing other ppl drinks was wack & bogus son
I keep my emotions Bottled up. You just try & keep Bottles and act emotional/
Can't hold down a job permanently. It's fucking insane
Ur a miracle. If you contracted Herpes the shit would only last a couple of days/
If we talking nerdy shit about the internet. Punk u win
Dog. I call ya girls pussy the Deep Web cuz you don't see it til it sucks you in/
My bitch be out getting her kicks drinking cosmos in hot furs
& remember- whenever your girl 'gets her kicks' that baby is NOT yours/
Quit the drug talk. I swear dude is the stupidest man
You wudn't be a Good Mover w/ Scales if you wore Snakeskin shoes to a Dance/
Strik never been a threat. He gon' be out played
Your Title Run is such a Walker. it'll alert Chyeaah to a Zombie outbreak/
bipolar& ur personas r fake. u guzzle kitchen cleaner acting tuff
so it's reaal ironic u been a fan of Bleach but Ichigo ya choose is wack as fuck/
Ur txt is just well.. wack. & ya head'll get swelled black
I'll stomp ya ribs & fucking 'walk all over that cage' like a Hell ina Cell match/
I'm cleaning up allll over. Mad bitches to get head from
Trust if Strikta's ever Cleaning Up, it's the Dishes at ANOTHER Dead End job/
You a bitch ass fagot. Altho I hate to see son get mad at me
I agree ur Rap Royalty. aka stretched lines, no humor, & overrun w/ faggotry/
I'm a cool mahfucka. No qualms, I just write then I body
But if anyone acting like Timbuktoo. Then they must be highhh off that Mali/

[Flow]

IN REVERSE ORDER

1.)You a bitch ass fagot. Altho I hate to see son get mad at me
I agree ur Rap Royalty. aka stretched lines, no humor, & overrun w/ faggotry/
2.)My bitch be out getting her kicks drinking cosmos in hot furs
& remember- whenever your girl 'gets her kicks' that baby is NOT yours/
3.)Can't hold down a job permanently. It's fucking insane
Ur a miracle. If you contracted Herpes the shit would only last a couple of days/
4.)ya mom had a one night stand & dads bounced. intelligent man!
Dog. If you're the Devil's Reject it's only cuz ya Pops was one Hell of a Man/
5.)Still working in a Restaurant at 30 is worthless as shit
the saying IS good things come to those who Wait.. but i think u misinterpreted it/

VS

1.)My words is mean, ya dead as fuck, & just a herb it seems
So doodle be all over the place w/ red shit like 1st graders drawin' murder scenes
2.)A small contract to kill u, & I'm taking it of course, u pussy
Not a prob @ all to leave u snapped in half for a lil paper. Fuck a fortune cookie
3.)Da burner'll pop for fun, & I'ma spray rounds that'll hit ya
& ur the cream of the crop when guys cut ya semen glazed face outta da picture
4.)I study martial arts films... u studying guys to inseminate
I watch fights & Enter the Dragon. U enter a drag & watch em fight as u penetrate
5.)Everything u drop is weird.. ya ass is phony.. stop u queer
How u con-Dom into predicting u? I'm jus mad ya daddy's broke & brought u here

Lol very much a racial personal barrage of attacks vs occupational personals....

I got you both at 5 quotables, to be honest you both had one or two more but it was even steven anyways, personally dont think you guys need so many lines, think there was some misses in there but eh, still was a decent read both sides so fairplay to both..

Now for the vote,
I enjoyed striks hits more, however I feel the misses falls in bobs favour....

Could see this going either way, think im going to have to edge it to bob simply on the better misses IMO

V/non azn bob

[Sharp]

Enter the Dragon, fortune cookie, doodle

Imp acts and bukkake were near

V

Those who wait, tiny Tim, contracted herpes, gets her kicks

Walker bleach and Timbuktu were almost


Daaaaaaamn. Liked the battle, wasn't a chore to read so good job with that shit to both. I felt like Strik kinda got caught up on the whole Asian thing and that didn't always hit, kinda got stale by the end. Bob went in with personals, thought his verse was harder hitting because of that. Both put out solid verses but I feel like bob got this.

V/ bob

[~RustyGunZ~]

I study martial arts films... u studying guys to inseminate
I watch fights & Enter the Dragon. U enter a drag & watch em fight as u penetrate
No shit, I'd leave ya dome split & u'd plead in desperation
& take my time cutting u, like cleaning ya cultures blowfish for eating preperation
Fuck discussin'.. I'ma just leave u whooped & bludgeoned
Talkin' about U standing over a pit of spikes'll make me wanna push da subject
Da burner'll pop for fun, & I'ma spray rounds that'll hit ya
& ur the cream of the crop when guys cut ya semen glazed face outta da picture
A small contract to kill u, & I'm taking it of course, u pussy
Not a prob @ all to leave u snapped in half for a lil paper. Fuck a fortune cookie
AYO BOB! Bitch, I'ma shout ya name then air u out, watch
I'll pull back da metal & open up ya top but it ain't a House Lo Mein carryout box
Bob's a joke, welcome to America chink! Ya clogs are dope
U gon' diss a pier faster than ya family pissed @ da place they docked thier boat
But even ur ppl don't have ya back.. ur dead u whore, why?
Res & Styk gone.. so if a crews a fix for u then I'ma bring da sledge & four spikes
My words is mean, ya dead as fuck, & just a herb it seems
So doodle be all over the place w/ red shit like 1st graders drawin' murder scenes

condom is played. north korea line jsut wasn't feeling. bukkake line was eh. nah @ panda buffet. wowza the snapped n half for paper line was fireeee. imp acts seemed forced. other than those specifics some good hits, nothing to major other than the fortune cookie line. the others were just nice, solid but nothing amazing. for such a long verse a lot more hits than i expected though. the obvious misses were there like all 30 line battles.

vs

I done champed it all way back. U still losing to teens
you got that Sleep Paralysis style. can't even make moves in ya dreams/
Still working in a Restaurant at 30 is worthless as shit
the saying IS good things come to those who Wait.. but i think u misinterpreted it/
Mannn girls be burning ya ass in the coldest of ways
Bitches been calling you Tiny Tim for sooo long it'd make Dickens roll in his grave/
Can't hold down a job permanently. It's fucking insane
Ur a miracle. If you contracted Herpes the shit would only last a couple of days/
My bitch be out getting her kicks drinking cosmos in hot furs
& remember- whenever your girl 'gets her kicks' that baby is NOT yours/
Quit the drug talk. I swear dude is the stupidest man
You wudn't be a Good Mover w/ Scales if you wore Snakeskin shoes to a Dance/
Strik never been a threat. He gon' be out played
Your Title Run is such a Walker. it'll alert Chyeaah to a Zombie outbreak/
Ur txt is just well.. wack. & ya head'll get swelled black
I'll stomp ya ribs & fucking 'walk all over that cage' like a Hell ina Cell match/
I'm cleaning up allll over. Mad bitches to get head from
Trust if Strikta's ever Cleaning Up, it's the Dishes at ANOTHER Dead End job/
You a bitch ass fagot. Altho I hate to see son get mad at me
I agree ur Rap Royalty. aka stretched lines, no humor, & overrun w/ faggotry/
I'm a cool mahfucka. No qualms, I just write then I body
But if anyone acting like Timbuktoo. Then they must be highhh off that Mali/


those who wait was dope. hell of a man was eh, and u rhymed the 2nd line with the first. had something with the bottled line but did not deliver. herpes line was funny so i'll quote but it wasn't great. line after that i deleted was wack already forgot it. DEAD @ gets her kicks. bleach line eh. closer was pretty clever.


wow this was dope. have bob 11 quotes to 9. was more generous than on smaller battles with quotes but regardless both came nice. bobs hits were a lot harder for me though for the most part, strik had a good verse but focused to much on the azn jokes and dropped some bars that felt bland and statementish to me. i feel like going 30 wore him out more than bob. bobs was incredibly consistent for a massive line count. this was mad close cus Strik had LOTB. but bob had heavier hits and fewer misses. I'm gonna go with the slight edge to......

v/non azn Bob

BOTW without a doubt.

[Allen Knight]

Fuck discussin'.. I'ma just leave u whooped & bludgeoned
Talkin' about U standing over a pit of spikes'll make me wanna push da subject
Da burner'll pop for fun, & I'ma spray rounds that'll hit ya
& ur the cream of the crop when guys cut ya semen glazed face outta da picture
A small contract to kill u, & I'm taking it of course, u pussy
Not a prob @ all to leave u snapped in half for a lil paper. Fuck a fortune cookie
AYO BOB! Bitch, I'ma shout ya name then air u out, watch
I'll pull back da metal & open up ya top but it ain't a House Lo Mein carryout box
Bob's a joke, welcome to America chink! Ya clogs are dope
U gon' diss a pier faster than ya family pissed @ da place they docked thier boat
But even ur ppl don't have ya back.. ur dead u whore, why?
Res & Styk gone.. so if a crews a fix for u then I'ma bring da sledge & four spikes
My words is mean, ya dead as fuck, & just a herb it seems
So doodle be all over the place w/ red shit like 1st graders drawin' murder scenes

vs

I done champed it all way back. U still losing to teens
you got that Sleep Paralysis style. can't even make moves in ya dreams/
Still working in a Restaurant at 30 is worthless as shit
the saying IS good things come to those who Wait.. but i think u misinterpreted it/
Mannn girls be burning ya ass in the coldest of ways
Bitches been calling you Tiny Tim for sooo long it'd make Dickens roll in his grave/
Can't hold down a job permanently. It's fucking insane
Ur a miracle. If you contracted Herpes the shit would only last a couple of days/
My bitch be out getting her kicks drinking cosmos in hot furs
& remember- whenever your girl 'gets her kicks' that baby is NOT yours/
Quit the drug talk. I swear dude is the stupidest man
You wudn't be a Good Mover w/ Scales if you wore Snakeskin shoes to a Dance/
Strik never been a threat. He gon' be out played
Your Title Run is such a Walker. it'll alert Chyeaah to a Zombie outbreak/
Ur txt is just well.. wack. & ya head'll get swelled black
I'll stomp ya ribs & fucking 'walk all over that cage' like a Hell ina Cell match/
I'm cleaning up allll over. Mad bitches to get head from
Trust if Strikta's ever Cleaning Up, it's the Dishes at ANOTHER Dead End job/

V/non azn bob.....but damnnn homie yah went the fuck in shit...prolly the dopest battle on this site so far just being real.
strik did his thing but i think he leaned to much on that asian shit which hurt'em imo but the quotes were nice i had from him
bob idk who he is but hes nice wit it really consistent verse...this battle was close....dope shit yah'll but i got bob here
can see it goin either way tbh.

[bleak]

A. Dope battle.

Strik didn't have much to work with, cause he doesn't know who the guy is, but he did a LOT with what he did bring. Bob dropped really well and was very consistent for this being a 30 line battle.

I got- (Not generous with these btw)

Enter the Dragon, Bukkake Sahn was funny, doodle

fortune cookie was predictable, in the essence that I knew what the punchline was going to be. Would've been better with given wording, instead of just ending it with 'fuck a fortune cookie.' still decent tho

vs.

Those who wait, Herpes, gets her kicks

Bob's 3 hit considerably harder than Strik's, and his verse in a whole was solid. Only one miss, the zombie line. This was a really good read. Strik had a solid verse as well, but I think Bob just took it from him.

v/ Asian

[megatron]

Still working in a Restaurant at 30 is worthless as shit
the saying IS good things come to those who Wait.. but i think u misinterpreted it/
ya mom had a one night stand & dads bounced. intelligent man!
Dog. If you're the Devil's Reject it's only cuz ya Pops was one Hell of a Man/
Can't hold down a job permanently. It's fucking insane
Ur a miracle. If you contracted Herpes the shit would only last a couple of days/
My bitch be out getting her kicks drinking cosmos in hot furs
& remember- whenever your girl 'gets her kicks' that baby is NOT yours/
Ur txt is just well.. wack. & ya head'll get swelled black
I'll stomp ya ribs & fucking 'walk all over that cage' like a Hell ina Cell match/
You a bitch ass fagot. Altho I hate to see son get mad at me
I agree ur Rap Royalty. aka stretched lines, no humor, & overrun w/ faggotry/


vs

Everything u drop is weird.. ya ass is phony.. stop u queer
How u con-Dom into predicting u? I'm jus mad ya daddy's broke & brought u here
I study martial arts films... u studying guys to inseminate
I watch fights & Enter the Dragon. U enter a drag & watch em fight as u penetration
Who u be? We KNOW u gnaw on sperm & the cock for fun
This asian's highly decorated by his peers & they call em' Colonel Bukkake Sahn
A small contract to kill u, & I'm taking it of course, u pussy
Not a prob @ all to leave u snapped in half for a lil paper. Fuck a fortune cookie
AYO BOB! Bitch, I'ma shout ya name then air u out, watch
I'll pull back da metal & open up ya top but it ain't a House Lo Mein carryout box
But even ur ppl don't have ya back.. ur dead u whore, why?
Res & Styk gone.. so if a crews a fix for u then I'ma bring da sledge & four spikes

was a dope battle forreal I got the even on quotes... strikt had some nice wordplay I jus felt like in some of those the way it was worded took away from it.. like the diss a peir could've been koo the crews a fix could've been better but the verse was dope tho. Bob had the good things come to those who wait which was lotb getting her kicks and rap royalty was kool too.. Bobs quotes hit harder having the LOTB and runner up forreal.. good battle to both tho
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