The Commandments of The Fox

[Fox the Tibetan Fox]

1. Witty must immediately be made King of Netcees.
2. Bags must go back to school and learn to spell or have surgery to make his fingers smaller.
3. Aero must stop glorifying goats, you don't know what goats have done to my species and you would never say that word in front of a group of foxes at karaoke.
4. Split 8 and Mike Wrecka must fight to the death and then the winner must write a topical about it. This should include many feels.
5. Fig must stop being Mexican at once.
6. Ryan must stop ruining everything.
7. DG is a Queen, she must be protected by this community and one of you must become her husband to ensure her prolonged tenure on Netcees. Preferably Pancakebrah as he will treat her right. They must have many Delicious Brahs.
8. Bags is a faggot.
9. Masaii must personally employ Eddie when he loses his job due to nipples.
10. You must never take in vain the name of Fox the Tibetan Fox.


That is all.

You will never see me again.