I put the "I" in narcisisisit about 4 times cause I'm cocky

[big baby]

negligent in nature, I get intimate with lasers. Just lickin' em, and savor the refracted filament. The flavor. Cause my equilibrium to fail. My dosage in increments is equivalent to, well.. It isn't. no coincidence availed. I'm in prison. Getting nailed. Causing carnage, this cathartic kid is dope. I travel at the speed of darkness, mixed with ghost. This is karma. Splitting chakra into nodes. I'm a mix between Marxist, xin, and hope. A Nazi, mixing vodka, with snoop, sipping my gin and juice. Hello, dahmer, I don't visit doctors. I'm into where the doctor visits you. Dalai Lama when I quote, quasi consciousness, evoke, a sort of darkness when provoked, taking baths in meteor showers is morose, bending over is a hoax, the secret is to squat to get the soap. My written dramas, rip your voice boxes within ya throat. Giving diagnostics to college kid, I'm homologous. Controlled. Necropolis untold, hot lava dominance. Opposed. Dhalsim with an armistice. Go to Red Robins, and order bottomless fries. And choke the waitress for such an atrocity of a host. I mean the bitch didn't even greet back with "your majesty, I didn't expect a visit from you, please" blah I'm not addicted to rehab, I'm just addicted to the sympathy. Physicist. Kneecaps cause blips in facilities. My physics unknown. Made Christopher Nolan shoot me shooting Legolas bow' at Christian Bale down his back and make a trilogy out of that. Physically out of wack, mentally counting back, my imageries sounds as flat, as the tendon of achilles's. When Orlando Bloom shot it, I'll count to two, got it? I strategically out-spit, any malfeasance your mouth drips. Me, bwha and dull, are an allegiance. I doubt it. It's just me, you see, I'm general grievance. I'm ousted. I pledge allegiance to count Dracula. I gouge amateurs with round spatulas. I pound Pamela Anderson, with wow stamina. I stuff down tarantulas, around my throat, camera, lights, action. Get back or I'll Mike Tyson your ciph with a bite from this rhyme titan. I'm a hyphen* The space between where action happens. Maybe it's Maybelline, maybe it's acid rapping. Been snapped Salma Hayaks hymen by ninja "hayah'n". Leg cramp. chest-jabbing her salmon cyan dress back. The uncommon lawman head-wrap, by Muhammad dravens is wack. I'm not normal often, any abnormal vomit, with velocity is mapped to bomb a Mormon. Call a shaman. I'm Josef-a Stalin. Neck snap. I solely solemn, roar. Woolly Mammoth wool, every Rorschach is of a sully woman mammal. Cover my victims in nutella, known as the nutella rotten wrangler, it's in a nutshell when I evolve into hell, and mollywhallop you with cancer, fully develop fully woven antlers. And fuck bambi. yeah

[Exis]

Are you bwhahaha or dull boy? Maybe both? Either way this was nice with it massive infant.

[big baby]

neither im big baby

[Mc Hype]

"Dalai Lama when I quote, quasi consciousness, evoke, a sort of darkness when provoked, taking baths in meteor showers is morose, bending over is a hoax, the secret is to squat to get the soap. My written dramas, rip your voice boxes within ya throat. Giving diagnostics to college kid, I'm homologous. Controlled. Necropolis untold, hot lava dominance. Opposed. Dhalsim with an armistice. Go to Red Robins, and order bottomless fries. And choke the waitress for such an atrocity of a host."

That whole section was fucking insane, great use of scheming, and every line flowed so well, smooth read throughout the whole piece, this shit was ill, good work.

[Witty]

This was crazy lol dead @ the nazi mixing vodka with snoop line....I know the gin n juice line was there, but was it also a reference to our very own German friend?

I only say that cuz nazi.

Anyway, this was awesome, the christian bale line killed it too, your verses are probably more fun to read than like 90% of ppl here, the humour and the crazy rhyming is very entertaining to me.

Props big baby.

[big baby]

@Witty only 90%?

unfriended

[Witty]

Originally Posted by big baby

@Witty only 90%?

unfriended

I originally put 95% but i didn't want to offend my other friends here who might see it.

[Wise Wiggles]

You should have put 100%. Maybe 99.7, cuz he locked dull in the basement and Is stealing ideas/lines from him. Slapping him in the face while his arms are clamped to a chair that is drilled to the ground. Water torture. Writes in pad. Plyer/fingernails. Writes moar. Shit. You are fucked up bb. Btw. If this isn't Hof, nothing is.

[big baby]

Originally Posted by Wise Ways

You should have put 100%. Maybe 99.7, cuz he locked dull in the basement and Is stealing ideas/lines from him. Slapping him in the face while his arms are clamped to a chair that is drilled to the ground. Water torture. Writes in pad. Plyer/fingernails. Writes moar. Shit. You are fucked up bb. Btw. If this isn't Hof, nothing is.

I like what you said about dull boy, as he is the only writer I think has the skillset to be as/more entertaining than I. But I am fucking his bellybutton. (he'll post soon he says) thanks. <3

[dead man]

Splitting chakra into nodes. I'm a mix between Marxist, xin, and hope. A Nazi, mixing vodka, with snoop, sipping my gin and juice. Hello, dahmer, I don't visit doctors. I'm into where the doctor visits you.

far and away my favorite part of this. you had moments of brilliance followed by regular moments like usual.

christian bale trilogy out of it, hostess thing was entertaining, i also really liked 'negligent by nature' as a jump off point.

thanks

[e11even]

Your wit and writing ability is dope af. You are a great wordsmith. Keep doin yo thang.