best call ever

YDK · 01-13-2014, 07:14 PM

My life is complete! I was able to get a telemarketer to cuss me out today lmfao told him I was having sex with a donkey and couldn't talk but he insisted on staying on the line. I simply offered my left testicle to suck on and he went off stuttering and cussing with his foreign accent trying to string together meaningful cuss words before he hung up lmao

Batty · 01-13-2014, 07:26 PM

I did this shit years ago myself, I think it is an Xbox in RL achievement. I actually had a chick say "yo momma" to me. It was even more epic because I talked to her supervisor and acted like I was going crazy and gonna drive there to kill her.

I also acted like I was my own gay lover once which lead to an awwwwwwkkkward conversation

Ghost1 · 01-13-2014, 07:44 PM

Dead@tag

YDK · 01-13-2014, 08:09 PM

Lol all I heard after I told dude to suck my left testicle was "fuck! Fuck you! Kick ass yours fuck kick your ass!" In an Arabic accent lmao I was dying an told dude he was bout ta get fired

Batty · 01-13-2014, 08:37 PM

Gone@tag game on this one bros

01-13-2014, 07:14 PM	#1
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181112	best call ever My life is complete! I was able to get a telemarketer to cuss me out today lmfao told him I was having sex with a donkey and couldn't talk but he insisted on staying on the line. I simply offered my left testicle to suck on and he went off stuttering and cussing with his foreign accent trying to string together meaningful cuss words before he hung up lmao __________________

01-13-2014, 08:09 PM	#4
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181112	Lol all I heard after I told dude to suck my left testicle was "fuck! Fuck you! Kick ass yours fuck kick your ass!" In an Arabic accent lmao I was dying an told dude he was bout ta get fired __________________

01-13-2014, 07:26 PM	#2
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	I did this shit years ago myself, I think it is an Xbox in RL achievement. I actually had a chick say "yo momma" to me. It was even more epic because I talked to her supervisor and acted like I was going crazy and gonna drive there to kill her. I also acted like I was my own gay lover once which lead to an awwwwwwkkkward conversation

01-13-2014, 08:37 PM	#5
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	Gone@tag game on this one bros