strictly heterosexual thread here, fellas, explain your anal sex (with a female) exp.

Chyeahhh!!! · 02-27-2013, 02:56 PM

first time lastnight. Shit was crazy (no pun)

I'll swap my story once you fuckers start contributing though.

He whose name shall not be spoken disclaimer *blowup dolls and prosthetic asses out of the box don't count*He whose name shall not be spoken disclaimer

Immaculate · 02-27-2013, 03:22 PM

Also, gay/homo sex.

Interesting.

Ghost1 · 02-27-2013, 03:36 PM

ive never.......

Split · 02-27-2013, 03:46 PM

CodeMan said it was just a friendly sleepover...

anime_boners · 02-27-2013, 03:50 PM

I have a couple

1) on the boring side, the first valentines I had with my fiance, I took her anal virginity. Schoolin ya'll niggas on romance.

2) with another girl, the first time I tried anal, and the same for her - we used to much lube.. when I say too much, I mean WAY TOO MUCH. long story short, fucking all that excess lube, which I presume was just sitting in the anal canal, pushed the liquid, further up into her and created an enema effect.

leading to her releasing a tidal way of shitty astro glide, directly from her colon out on to her sheets.

and don't get me wrong. her ass was clean, and the deluge of shit lube was like 96% lube, 4% shit, but, it was still gross and I still wanted nothing to do w/ the clean up.

Chyeahhh!!! · 02-27-2013, 04:10 PM

omg my cousin just told me the funniest story about this shit ever, got me over here in silent tears at work
.

Chyeahhh!!! · 02-27-2013, 04:14 PM

my cuzzo: One time I was fucking her in the ass and I used sooo much lube, a big ass glob came shooting out in slow motion flew right in my fucking eye in . I was like ahhhhhhhh and fell over. She was so embarrassed lol. Didnt get pink eye though. She'd kill me if she knew I just told

me: I'm.....gonna...........die......................L MFAO

my cuzzo:Cant make that shit up. Needless to say I didnt finish

me:lmao, nigga said "ahhhhhh" fell over lmao

my cuzzo: no bs it was a dramatic "ahhhhhh" and fell over like I had been shot. Because I did

LMFAO

super pimp trillionaire · 02-27-2013, 04:37 PM

DEAD.

Ghost1 · 02-27-2013, 05:09 PM

lmao, this uis not encouraging me to partake,

Immaculate · 02-27-2013, 05:48 PM

Bags, stay in the light.

anime_boners · 02-27-2013, 05:51 PM

The lube enema is very real and I just want to raise awareness.

Ghost1 · 02-27-2013, 07:37 PM

Sounds similar to gummi enema.....which unfortunately, has been singed into the very dark depths of my memory

An Ayo Tits mcgoo. U ever get fucked in ur butt or what?

King Ra. · 02-27-2013, 07:47 PM

LMFAO @ Chyeah's story. Holy shit.

Immaculate · 02-27-2013, 08:14 PM

Address me as my name & I shall answer your question truthfully, as always. @Bags

Ghost1 · 02-27-2013, 08:38 PM

HEY IMMACULATE HAS ANY ONE PUT THEIR DINK IN UR STINK?

Immaculate · 02-27-2013, 08:45 PM

No. Never will.

Only animals & gay men should perform that manouvre.

El Muffin · 02-27-2013, 08:47 PM

uhuh

guarantee someone gets experimental one day

Badweather · 02-27-2013, 10:36 PM

I'll be trying it some day. Been researching it for years. Got a lot of friends with horror stories about it. I heard some WIIIIIILD stories.

One story involves a dude, his wife, and anal beads. He said he put them in just fine, but when he pulled them out, they were completely covered in shit. Lmao, the way he described it was waaaay more detailed and horrific.

Another friend of mine said he did it with his ex a few times. I asked him how it felt, he said it felt really smooth but not like a vagina. He actually said it wasn't great feeling. The most interesting thing was the fact that it sucks you in. That's crazy

TYSON · 02-27-2013, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immaculate

No. Never will.

Only animals & gay men should perform that manouvre.

I agree, shit on your dick. SHIT ON YOUR DICK!!!!

El Muffin · 02-27-2013, 10:40 PM

HAHAHAH

"he put them in just fine"

loooooooool'd me hard

and rofl @ black hole tendecies of the anus

what about bitches who can constrict their vaginal walls at will

that shit is nice..trust

02-27-2013, 02:56 PM	#1
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	strictly heterosexual thread here, fellas, explain your anal sex (with a female) exp. first time lastnight. Shit was crazy (no pun) I'll swap my story once you fuckers start contributing though. He whose name shall not be spoken disclaimer blowup dolls and prosthetic asses out of the box don't countHe whose name shall not be spoken disclaimer

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Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	CodeMan said it was just a friendly sleepover... __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

02-27-2013, 03:50 PM	#5
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,082 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899389	I have a couple 1) on the boring side, the first valentines I had with my fiance, I took her anal virginity. Schoolin ya'll niggas on romance. 2) with another girl, the first time I tried anal, and the same for her - we used to much lube.. when I say too much, I mean WAY TOO MUCH. long story short, fucking all that excess lube, which I presume was just sitting in the anal canal, pushed the liquid, further up into her and created an enema effect. leading to her releasing a tidal way of shitty astro glide, directly from her colon out on to her sheets. and don't get me wrong. her ass was clean, and the deluge of shit lube was like 96% lube, 4% shit, but, it was still gross and I still wanted nothing to do w/ the clean up. __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

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Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	I'll be trying it some day. Been researching it for years. Got a lot of friends with horror stories about it. I heard some WIIIIIILD stories. One story involves a dude, his wife, and anal beads. He said he put them in just fine, but when he pulled them out, they were completely covered in shit. Lmao, the way he described it was waaaay more detailed and horrific. Another friend of mine said he did it with his ex a few times. I asked him how it felt, he said it felt really smooth but not like a vagina. He actually said it wasn't great feeling. The most interesting thing was the fact that it sucks you in. That's crazy __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

02-27-2013, 03:22 PM	#2
Immaculate Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,103 Battle Record: 0-3 Rep Power: 412367	Also, gay/homo sex. Interesting.

02-27-2013, 04:10 PM	#6
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	omg my cousin just told me the funniest story about this shit ever, got me over here in silent tears at work .

02-27-2013, 04:14 PM	#7
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	my cuzzo: One time I was fucking her in the ass and I used sooo much lube, a big ass glob came shooting out in slow motion flew right in my fucking eye in . I was like ahhhhhhhh and fell over. She was so embarrassed lol. Didnt get pink eye though. She'd kill me if she knew I just told me: I'm.....gonna...........die......................L MFAO my cuzzo:Cant make that shit up. Needless to say I didnt finish me:lmao, nigga said "ahhhhhh" fell over lmao my cuzzo: no bs it was a dramatic "ahhhhhh" and fell over like I had been shot. Because I did LMFAO

02-27-2013, 04:37 PM	#8
super pimp trillionaire your ad here Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,762 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 400737	DEAD.

02-27-2013, 05:48 PM	#10
Immaculate Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,103 Battle Record: 0-3 Rep Power: 412367	Bags, stay in the light.

02-27-2013, 05:51 PM	#11
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,082 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899389	The lube enema is very real and I just want to raise awareness.

02-27-2013, 07:47 PM	#13
King Ra. The Throne, The Crown Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,667 Battle Record: 21-35 Rep Power: 1932963	LMFAO @ Chyeah's story. Holy shit.

02-27-2013, 08:14 PM	#14
Immaculate Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,103 Battle Record: 0-3 Rep Power: 412367	Address me as my name & I shall answer your question truthfully, as always. @Bags

02-27-2013, 08:45 PM	#16
Immaculate Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,103 Battle Record: 0-3 Rep Power: 412367	No. Never will. Only animals & gay men should perform that manouvre.

02-27-2013, 10:40 PM	#20
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	HAHAHAH "he put them in just fine" loooooooool'd me hard and rofl @ black hole tendecies of the anus what about bitches who can constrict their vaginal walls at will that shit is nice..trust __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople