Certain

big baby · 12-26-2013, 03:18 PM

It's *your* drink. Though some lyrics websites say you drink. Others say your drink. But, it is indeed *your* drink.

You can cut your wrists now.

I got him guys, I got him. *receives pats on the back*

Commentator: how do you feel about this accomplishment, big baby?

big baby: nah mean shit crazy. i knew i was gonna catch him. ain't nobody perfect you know? EASY WORK. HARD WORK AND DETERMINATION. He tried to fight but he made a mistake and i caught him with the jab. You don't make mistakes with me. Or you get FUCKED UP. I can't believe he knows my name MY BABY SMILE IS IMPETUOUS. MY CONDENSED MILK IS IMPREGNABLE IM JUST FEROCIOUS, I WANT TO FART, BIG BABY FOR LIFE, PRAISE BE TO GOO GOO GAGA!

who the fuck want it next.

Certain · 12-26-2013, 03:21 PM

You're right. Thank you. I blame Rap Genius.

big baby · 12-26-2013, 03:22 PM

Can I get an accomp for this, please and thanks.

Witty · 12-26-2013, 03:47 PM

FUCKING LEAVE CERTAIN ALONE.

PancakeBrah · 12-26-2013, 04:17 PM

Good job big baby.

Good job to Certain, too.

I'm writing this here topical piece and I realized the plot is pretty similar to The Road but the ending and idea are completely different. So I think its cool. Its first person anyways so that's different. Plus different back story. Who knows

Figgly Wiggly · 12-26-2013, 04:28 PM

I just bought this bluetooth rca music system

es koo

Figgly Wiggly · 12-26-2013, 04:35 PM

Certain · 12-26-2013, 04:41 PM

Figgly Wiggly · 12-26-2013, 04:42 PM

I hate tacos

stop

Certain · 12-26-2013, 04:43 PM

Why do you hate tacos?

Figgly Wiggly · 12-26-2013, 04:44 PM

I was raped by one

Certain · 12-26-2013, 04:44 PM

Is that why you always think about them?

Figgly Wiggly · 12-26-2013, 04:45 PM

Certain, not like this. Not now.

I need time

big baby · 12-26-2013, 04:46 PM

is that fig

Figgly Wiggly · 12-26-2013, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big baby

is that fig

That's me doing my best pancakebrah impression

big baby · 12-26-2013, 04:50 PM

show me all u bb

Eŋg · 12-26-2013, 04:53 PM

i caught him misspelling sporadic as sporatic the other day, actually.

i kept it quiet to gift you this victory.

savour it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

sporatic.

Figgly Wiggly · 12-26-2013, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big baby

show me all u bb

This is pretty much all of them

Certain · 12-26-2013, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oXus

i caught him misspelling sporadic as sporatic the other day, actually.

i kept it quiet to gift you this victory.

savour it.

I should spell-check the magazines. I write them in Notepad, which does not have a spell-check program.

Thanks.

big baby · 12-26-2013, 05:11 PM

you are not 18 and up liar

12-26-2013, 03:21 PM	#2
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	You're right. Thank you. I blame Rap Genius. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

12-26-2013, 03:47 PM	#4
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	FUCKING LEAVE CERTAIN ALONE. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

12-26-2013, 04:41 PM	#8
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	__________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

12-26-2013, 04:43 PM	#10
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	Why do you hate tacos? __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

12-26-2013, 04:44 PM	#12
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	Is that why you always think about them? __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

12-26-2013, 03:22 PM	#3
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,709 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599682	Can I get an accomp for this, please and thanks.

12-26-2013, 04:17 PM	#5
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Good job big baby. Good job to Certain, too. I'm writing this here topical piece and I realized the plot is pretty similar to The Road but the ending and idea are completely different. So I think its cool. Its first person anyways so that's different. Plus different back story. Who knows

12-26-2013, 04:28 PM	#6
Figgly Wiggly Bam Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 456 Rep Power: 3636322	I just bought this bluetooth rca music system es koo

12-26-2013, 04:35 PM	#7
Figgly Wiggly Bam Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 456 Rep Power: 3636322

12-26-2013, 04:42 PM	#9
Figgly Wiggly Bam Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 456 Rep Power: 3636322	I hate tacos stop

12-26-2013, 04:45 PM	#13
Figgly Wiggly Bam Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 456 Rep Power: 3636322	Certain, not like this. Not now. I need time

12-26-2013, 04:46 PM	#14
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,709 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599682	is that fig

12-26-2013, 04:50 PM	#16
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,709 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599682	show me all u bb

12-26-2013, 05:11 PM	#20
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,709 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599682	you are not 18 and up liar