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Old 11-23-2013, 09:43 PM   #1
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Default Im taling a shit right now in a public toilet, and my dick has touched the bowl 3x

I mean the toilet is clean, but this has to be the worst feeling ever.

Plus I can hear some man teaching his son how to use the urinal. No Tyson.
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Old 11-23-2013, 09:45 PM   #2
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Old 11-23-2013, 09:46 PM   #3
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and the first thing you do is make a thread abt it?
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Old 11-23-2013, 09:55 PM   #4
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Obv? I always go on ncs when taking a shit. Thats what i think of its members :)
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Old 11-23-2013, 10:51 PM   #5
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Old 11-23-2013, 11:34 PM   #6
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Here's a tip: Don't shit on public restrooms.
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Old 11-23-2013, 11:38 PM   #7
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Yeah, tell it to my digestive system.
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Old 11-23-2013, 11:51 PM   #8
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Old 11-24-2013, 01:13 AM   #9
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