No one gonna mention the XBOXONE launch superfail?

Fart · 11-22-2013, 03:55 PM

I mean jesus
Microsoft MUST be trolling, holy fuck this things terrible

StarFaggot · 11-22-2013, 04:11 PM

You've played it?

Fart · 11-22-2013, 04:16 PM

Nope but i mean everwhere i looked, nothing but bad things to say about it and/or damage control my micro
shit can't even play smooth at 1080, lags like shit. thats IF you get past the "start screen of death" and the "update of death"
yes, tons and tons of complaints that the xbox gets stuck on the START SCREEN and doesnt do anything. theres a video of a guy who left it on for 12 hours and it still never left the start screen
LMFAO

Zen · 11-22-2013, 04:17 PM

I didn't even know it was released so yeah it must've failed.

namix · 11-22-2013, 04:20 PM

that south park multi-part episode about PS4 vs. Xbox, with the game of thrones/winter is coming/black friday angle

has been hilarious.

Split · 11-22-2013, 04:20 PM

if only there was some sort of magical digital band-aid, like a fabric patch, that one could apply to day-one broken software code to help fix it. and if only that could be applied to thousands of systems worldwide, simultaneously, through some online web of communication that ties all of these devices together!

alas, it looks like all those poor consumers have $500 bricks now and have no choice but to wait till XB2X. Truly, Xb1x is a complete and total failure of incredible proportions.

PancakeBrah · 11-22-2013, 04:21 PM

Split if you post one non sarcastic comment in discussion you win one netcees.

namix · 11-22-2013, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split Eight

if only there was some sort of magical digital band-aid, like a fabric patch, that one could apply to day-one broken software code to help fix it. and if only that could be applied to thousands of systems worldwide, simultaneously, through some online web of communication that ties all of these devices together!

alas, it looks like all those poor consumers have $500 bricks now and have no choice but to wait till XB2X. Truly, Xb1x is a complete and total failure of incredible proportions.

how the fuck did microsoft not unit test better?? i mean, it's like what they do.... if this cannot be fixed through software updates, they are efffffed.....

All i can say to xbox users is...

G R E A T N E S S _ A W A I T S

Fart · 11-22-2013, 04:24 PM

Hey Split
did you read the part about the update rendering the xbox's useless?
the the RROD in patch from.

Split · 11-22-2013, 04:26 PM

nah i lost all interest in Xbone when they decided to put microtransactions in Forza 5

shit is gayyyyyyyyyyyy

Plus PS4 looks off the hook

Objective · 11-22-2013, 04:31 PM

After what I've heard PS4 aint without issues either. It looks smooth as fuck etc., but getting that shit working as well haven't exactly been a dream for a couple of the guys I've talked to. Either way I don't think a purchase of either one of the consoles is worth it until a year or two has passed. Takes some time to fully get the most of out the consoles in terms of graphics and for those games to be released etc. (At least that's what I'm thinking, might be 100% wrong tho'.)

Fart · 11-22-2013, 04:41 PM

Only issue i've heard of with ps4 is the PSN error (easily fixed, just restart) and the system patch was released to download before the Ps4 was even out. Ive heard nothing but fail after fail about the xbox
it's a joke, really. a Gimmick
ps4 is a genuine next gen console

namix · 11-22-2013, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Objective

After what I've heard PS4 aint without issues either. It looks smooth as fuck etc., but getting that shit working as well haven't exactly been a dream for a couple of the guys I've talked to. Either way I don't think a purchase of either one of the consoles is worth it until a year or two has passed. Takes some time to fully get the most of out the consoles in terms of graphics and for those games to be released etc. (At least that's what I'm thinking, might be 100% wrong tho'.)

word up dude - i am always trying to stay one generation behind the latest.

let them work out the bugs.

and im in the space... so it should say something lol

they push each other so hard to get into market - both consoles probably forced themselves to go live -- in time for holiday especially, and before users switched

now they'll sink millions into the firedrill PR patchwork, but i bet someone did analysis to prove it was worth it net-net lol.

Split · 11-22-2013, 04:53 PM

XBox will do just fine, most likely.

Fart · 11-22-2013, 05:01 PM

Ehh it's pretty blatant PS4 was ready for launch and XBOX wasn't. Micro forced a launch to compete, of course ps4 wanted to launch first to compete too, but the difference is they were actually ready for it and issues were dealt with, for the most part, before the launch of the consoles
and now sony is laughing, lol'ing in real life hard.

11-22-2013, 05:09 PM

Why do people get first release consoles, this always happens. Wait a year till shits smoothed out then go buy a better console for less $

Fart · 11-22-2013, 05:12 PM

Yes, there's always issues, sure.
But not super fucking epic historic fails at launch like this one.

11-22-2013, 05:17 PM

Loool.

Fuck xbox.

Pc/ps4>game boy colour>nintendo 64>xbox 1

11-22-2013, 05:17 PM

And furthermore who calls a third installation 'one'?

NO NIGGA ITS 3 STFU

Split · 11-22-2013, 05:38 PM

a lot of the PS4s are failing because of sabotage by the Chinese slave laborers they had assembling them putting lead in some sort of adhesive, lowering the temperature the GPUs can take by like 100degrees

Sony swept that under the rug

Cosign Masaii, buying launch shit is stuuupid and launch means nothing in 8 year cycle systems

11-22-2013, 03:55 PM	#1
Fart You Next Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,348 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7920846	No one gonna mention the XBOXONE launch superfail? I mean jesus Microsoft MUST be trolling, holy fuck this things terrible __________________ smokin spliffs til i dont exist

11-22-2013, 04:11 PM	#2
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11-22-2013, 04:16 PM	#3
Fart You Next Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,348 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7920846	Nope but i mean everwhere i looked, nothing but bad things to say about it and/or damage control my micro shit can't even play smooth at 1080, lags like shit. thats IF you get past the "start screen of death" and the "update of death" yes, tons and tons of complaints that the xbox gets stuck on the START SCREEN and doesnt do anything. theres a video of a guy who left it on for 12 hours and it still never left the start screen LMFAO __________________ smokin spliffs til i dont exist

11-22-2013, 04:20 PM	#5
namix been that, done there. Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 2,259 Battle Record: 2-1 Accomplishments - OM HOF Rep Power: 85246655	that south park multi-part episode about PS4 vs. Xbox, with the game of thrones/winter is coming/black friday angle has been hilarious. __________________ well fed.

11-22-2013, 04:20 PM	#6
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899398	if only there was some sort of magical digital band-aid, like a fabric patch, that one could apply to day-one broken software code to help fix it. and if only that could be applied to thousands of systems worldwide, simultaneously, through some online web of communication that ties all of these devices together! alas, it looks like all those poor consumers have $500 bricks now and have no choice but to wait till XB2X. Truly, Xb1x is a complete and total failure of incredible proportions. __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

11-22-2013, 04:17 PM	#4
Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,102 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079722	I didn't even know it was released so yeah it must've failed.

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11-22-2013, 04:24 PM	#9
Fart You Next Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,348 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7920846	Hey Split did you read the part about the update rendering the xbox's useless? the the RROD in patch from. __________________ smokin spliffs til i dont exist

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Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899398	nah i lost all interest in Xbone when they decided to put microtransactions in Forza 5 shit is gayyyyyyyyyyyy Plus PS4 looks off the hook __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

11-22-2013, 04:31 PM	#11
Objective ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,868 Battle Record: 17-32 Rep Power: 52474192	After what I've heard PS4 aint without issues either. It looks smooth as fuck etc., but getting that shit working as well haven't exactly been a dream for a couple of the guys I've talked to. Either way I don't think a purchase of either one of the consoles is worth it until a year or two has passed. Takes some time to fully get the most of out the consoles in terms of graphics and for those games to be released etc. (At least that's what I'm thinking, might be 100% wrong tho'.) __________________ I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave, So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o

11-22-2013, 04:41 PM	#12
Fart You Next Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,348 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7920846	Only issue i've heard of with ps4 is the PSN error (easily fixed, just restart) and the system patch was released to download before the Ps4 was even out. Ive heard nothing but fail after fail about the xbox it's a joke, really. a Gimmick ps4 is a genuine next gen console __________________ smokin spliffs til i dont exist

11-22-2013, 04:53 PM	#14
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899398	XBox will do just fine, most likely. __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

11-22-2013, 05:01 PM	#15
Fart You Next Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,348 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7920846	Ehh it's pretty blatant PS4 was ready for launch and XBOX wasn't. Micro forced a launch to compete, of course ps4 wanted to launch first to compete too, but the difference is they were actually ready for it and issues were dealt with, for the most part, before the launch of the consoles and now sony is laughing, lol'ing in real life hard. __________________ smokin spliffs til i dont exist

11-22-2013, 05:09 PM	#16
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	Why do people get first release consoles, this always happens. Wait a year till shits smoothed out then go buy a better console for less $

11-22-2013, 05:12 PM	#17
Fart You Next Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,348 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7920846	Yes, there's always issues, sure. But not super fucking epic historic fails at launch like this one. __________________ smokin spliffs til i dont exist

11-22-2013, 05:17 PM	#18
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	Loool. Fuck xbox. Pc/ps4>game boy colour>nintendo 64>xbox 1

11-22-2013, 05:38 PM	#20
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899398	a lot of the PS4s are failing because of sabotage by the Chinese slave laborers they had assembling them putting lead in some sort of adhesive, lowering the temperature the GPUs can take by like 100degrees Sony swept that under the rug Cosign Masaii, buying launch shit is stuuupid and launch means nothing in 8 year cycle systems __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com