What if NCs was WWE? who would we be

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Lama = Vincent J McMahon: The founder and starter of it all. With out him, there's no NC1.0 (WWWF) and NC as we know it would never be.


Namix = 80s-early 90s Vincent K. McMahon (Pre-Montreal Screw Job): owner and operator but nobody actually knows/cares. most of us just know him as boring guy on commentary

Diode = Bischoff: Enemy fed owner and his own biggest fan. After his fed failed he turned heel character on our board. Some love his character, others hate him. Deep down we all respect him.

Hush = Eddie Guerrero (circa 2003): highly talented ring work and great promo. can be be heel, can be face.. sadly I fear the drug abuse will catch lead to his early demise

Veritas = Heidenreich: Neo-Nazi weirdo who wants sexually assault another man (Bags), and most people probably say his name wrong.

Masaii = 2014 Batista: Starts out as a top heel during the Valentine's Day Masaii-cre, and eventually settles into place as mid-level baby face. gets butthurt, leaves, and eventually returns. In his return he expects another babyface run. nobody wants him back and he's forced to heel turn again, yet still, nobody cares.

Chyeah = R=Truth: Years ago, he worked under another name, as a semi-midcarder, mostly jobber that nobody cared about and barely remembers. He made a return to boarding with a conspiracy theorist gimmick in hope of becoming relevant, but still, nobody cares.



edit: Aero and Dominate = Bubba Ray and DVon Dudley (respectively): Aero (the white one)'s heel persona at the start of his career generated enough heat on the board to cause riots and pandemonium. Even among the "smark" boarders who deep down KNOW he's playing a character, can get sucked in and fall for his bait. Dominate (the blacker one) less of a talker and more of the ring worker. Carried the team to the tag championship.


feel free to add more.. just don't be lame and do your own.