I've had more ultrasounds on my leg in the last month then a pregnant chick on government assistance gets in a lifetime...

Frank Metts · 10-25-2013, 03:12 PM

... Shit is soo annoying, sitting and waiting to see a picture that proves to the fourth time I don't have a blood clot ... but I get to still display my Juno like wit on whatever poor heffer has to rub goo all over my foot, leg and thigh

Frank Metts · 10-25-2013, 03:14 PM

Pants off... The party is starting

veritas · 10-25-2013, 03:21 PM

dear diary...

Frank Metts · 10-25-2013, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

dear diary...

Go on

Hush · 10-25-2013, 04:04 PM

What's ur avy from

Ghost1 · 10-25-2013, 04:12 PM

Its the cover of a book of poems

veritas · 10-25-2013, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Frank Metts

Go on

"Hey Guys the following paragraphs will describe the feelings that I encountered as I went about the usual activities of my day today."

10-26-2013 15:10

DEAR DIARY:

"So Here I am sitting there waiting to get ANOTHER medical test done and I wondered what Joe was doing, so I called him and asked. He said he was currently dipping french fries in a ranchdressing/mayonaise combination that he called voodoo sauce. We chatted for a minute and it was great to have heard from him. My phone rang and it was my supervisor telling me that Terrance had called in and if I wanted to cover his shift, I told him that I would have loved to, but I was currently getting my leg scoped out, even though I already knew what the outcome would be. He then made some jokes about Obamacare and I laughed. I felt bad about laughing because I actually like Obamacare, but he was my supervisor, and I thought it wouldnt have been a good idea to contradict his shallowminded guffawing. sure enough, there was nothing wrong with me, yay! Still in yet, five hours had been wasted. I called my wife and asked what was for dinner and she stated that she needed me to go to the store to pick up a few things because she wanted to make beef stroganoff tonight. I thought "awesome. I love beef stroganoff". I then logged on to netcees to describe all this because I honestly feel that my life is interesting and people give a midget shit. "

Frank Metts · 10-26-2013, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

"Hey Guys the following paragraphs will describe the feelings that I encountered as I went about the usual activities of my day today."

10-26-2013 15:10

DEAR DIARY:

"So Here I am sitting there waiting to get ANOTHER medical test done and I wondered what Joe was doing, so I called him and asked. He said he was currently dipping french fries in a ranchdressing/mayonaise combination that he called voodoo sauce. We chatted for a minute and it was great to have heard from him. My phone rang and it was my supervisor telling me that Terrance had called in and if I wanted to cover his shift, I told him that I would have loved to, but I was currently getting my leg scoped out, even though I already knew what the outcome would be. He then made some jokes about Obamacare and I laughed. I felt bad about laughing because I actually like Obamacare, but he was my supervisor, and I thought it wouldnt have been a good idea to contradict his shallowminded guffawing. sure enough, there was nothing wrong with me, yay! Still in yet, five hours had been wasted. I called my wife and asked what was for dinner and she stated that she needed me to go to the store to pick up a few things because she wanted to make beef stroganoff tonight. I thought "awesome. I love beef stroganoff". I then logged on to netcees to describe all this because I honestly feel that my life is interesting and people give a midget shit. "

You have a friend named joe? Wow what a coincidence my brothers name is joe

What was wrong with your leg? Beef stroganoff isn't that great but hey taste buds are different ... Your lucky your wife cooks mine burns water but it works out because her perfect imperfections play to my strengths and vice versa.

Please add another entry I'm soooo intrigued

Frank Metts · 10-26-2013, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer

Its the cover of a book of poems

Children's poems ... First thing that really got me interested in the art... Funny thing is shel was a hippy, I believe war vet stoner but wrote some off the wall funny to children type basic poetry

Frank Metts · 10-26-2013, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Victor

What's ur avy from

Basically what bags said ... Dudes in third grade would literally fight running to the school library to raid to Dewey decimal system and try to find this book and the light in the attic which is another shel book that was popular among children

Geno · 10-26-2013, 01:03 PM

Artificial insemination.

detour · 10-26-2013, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Frank Metts

Basically what bags said ... Dudes in third grade would literally fight running to the school library to raid to Dewey decimal system and try to find this book and the light in the attic which is another shel book that was popular among children

wow that took me on a trip down memory lane...I remember when they'd bring those trucks of books in an we'd have a day where we didnt have to do school work, just go to the library an check out books...I was always a fan of the ones where u had to turn to different pages based on what choice u made at the end of the chapter...usually made the wrong choice :/

veritas · 10-26-2013, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by detour

wow that took me on a trip down memory lane...I remember when they'd bring those trucks of books in an we'd have a day where we didnt have to do school work, just go to the library an check out books...I was always a fan of the ones where u had to turn to different pages based on what choice u made at the end of the chapter...usually made the wrong choice :/

Agree....I used to love those my friend!

Joe Metts · 10-26-2013, 10:45 PM

Veritas dont ever mention my name.

And I hate ranch dressing and mayonaise faggot.

Split · 10-26-2013, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by detour

wow that took me on a trip down memory lane...I remember when they'd bring those trucks of books in an we'd have a day where we didnt have to do school work, just go to the library an check out books...I was always a fan of the ones where u had to turn to different pages based on what choice u made at the end of the chapter...usually made the wrong choice :/

thats cause those faggots gave you two identical doors

page 120- left door
fucking a million snakes pour on you biting you to death as your girlfriend watches you die blaming you entirely for ur ignorance and retardation

page 190- right door

you walk into a hallway. theres a door on the left and on the right.

GOD FORBID YOU PICKED THE LEFT DOOR CAUSE GUESS WHAT FAGGOT YOU JUST LOST YOUR PAGE ON ACCIDENT, GOOD LUCK STARTING OVER AND REMEMBERING THE PATTERN LIKE THIS IS THE FUCKING LOST WOODS OF READING OLD POVERTY ASS READING ASS FAGGOT

Ghost1 · 10-26-2013, 11:18 PM

Lol. Choose ur own adventure da god.

veritas · 10-26-2013, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Metts

Veritas dont ever mention my name.

And I hate ranch dressing and mayonaise faggot.

1. Shutup

detour · 10-28-2013, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer

Lol. Choose ur own adventure da god.

yezzir

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Frank Metts Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,621 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 2305789	Pants off... The party is starting

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