East Round 1: 1. L-Evasion vs 16. Globalken

trap. · 02-02-2013, 06:06 PM

L-Evasion:

Come against me, and I’ll eat and cut ya in three
I’ll change my name to tic tac..cuz ya mint’s meat
This geek is a wack biter, here comes a punch I waste
He felt nervous about this match, so he cut and paced
Not much to say, ya rhymes’re a joke, they’re oddly weak
and when ya rise to the occasion it’s stand up comedy
Plan on stopping me? I’m beatin ya til ya knees bleed
How you got here is like your girl…cuz it beats me
I know this Stinks for you and it’s heavy to take in
This battle is a breeze and I’m ready to break wind
Ya fates grim, I hate men who’d fill their hole with pens
I’d put ‘nothing’ on me doing it…But I BET global can
I’m raping this kid, I’ll run over this nerd in a flash
and I don’t need ‘a tire’, I’ll just take shirt off your back,
I said I’m raping this kid, I’ll run over this nerd in a flash
and I don’t need ‘a tire’, I’ll just take shirt off your back,
Fuck this round.. I’m crushing now and I’ll punch him out
countin ya votes is like buying used cars, I put nothing down
I’m the toughest now.. I was teethed on a snakes rattle
second place is pretty good, but not in a two-way battle
I oughta ask this before I grab your ass and autograph it
How’d you expect to win when you almost lost to nasif?
All this wack shit ya packin won’t last you in the ring
I’ll dangle ya spine and help ya get back in the swing of things
Ok…on to the next round, blah blah blah, globalken
Is wack and he thought he could beat me, no one can
So why should he think that, nutty professor
Nothing is better, cutting with letters, stuffed in a lecture

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Globalken:

what type of evasion can you use to lyrically dodge bullets
not even L-evasion(elevation) and the will of God could pull it
off-forget levitation I'm standing on a higher level
to your bass I'm treble my lyrics inspire rebels
your flows common you couldn't Sky Walk if you owned the entire ghetto
you think you're ill just like you think you only report truth
you'll only win this battle if the voters are your hypochondria support group
that's a sure move, but we don't believe you we need more proof
like kansas your only seeded no. 1 for beating weak opponents
after your momma sees this she'll only speak disownment
see I'm never defeated on the mic because i keep a prone grip
the underdog believe it while you couldn't even beat your own dick
let's call you UNC because this isn't your year
your pants you're pissing with fear
you better listen to peers with their dissin and jeers
quit rap, leave me to christen their ears
I see Evasion starting AOL chat rooms called "naked rap stars"
hes sending white girls LL's pic, wait, I take it bake sorry
don't worry about sending any photos because you won't make it that far
see I've been busting heads in battles while you were breaking ATARI
worse than your tantrums, I'ma give you infinite scars
worse than your rhymes, I'll embarass you with the minimum bars
my words incur natural disasters, destroy everything in its path
like John Rocker autographs, after this, you're worth will diminish fast
started in first but now you'll finish last
by the way, ken is a word, not a name, keep your head up in english class

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Final:
L-Evasion (28) - Globalken (0)

02-02-2013, 06:06 PM	#1
trap. Senior Citizen Join Date: Aug 1997 Posts: 3,870 Battle Record: 4-3 Rep Power: 0	East Round 1: 1. L-Evasion vs 16. Globalken L-Evasion: Come against me, and I’ll eat and cut ya in three I’ll change my name to tic tac..cuz ya mint’s meat This geek is a wack biter, here comes a punch I waste He felt nervous about this match, so he cut and paced Not much to say, ya rhymes’re a joke, they’re oddly weak and when ya rise to the occasion it’s stand up comedy Plan on stopping me? I’m beatin ya til ya knees bleed How you got here is like your girl…cuz it beats me I know this Stinks for you and it’s heavy to take in This battle is a breeze and I’m ready to break wind Ya fates grim, I hate men who’d fill their hole with pens I’d put ‘nothing’ on me doing it…But I BET global can I’m raping this kid, I’ll run over this nerd in a flash and I don’t need ‘a tire’, I’ll just take shirt off your back, I said I’m raping this kid, I’ll run over this nerd in a flash and I don’t need ‘a tire’, I’ll just take shirt off your back, Fuck this round.. I’m crushing now and I’ll punch him out countin ya votes is like buying used cars, I put nothing down I’m the toughest now.. I was teethed on a snakes rattle second place is pretty good, but not in a two-way battle I oughta ask this before I grab your ass and autograph it How’d you expect to win when you almost lost to nasif? All this wack shit ya packin won’t last you in the ring I’ll dangle ya spine and help ya get back in the swing of things Ok…on to the next round, blah blah blah, globalken Is wack and he thought he could beat me, no one can So why should he think that, nutty professor Nothing is better, cutting with letters, stuffed in a lecture -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Globalken: what type of evasion can you use to lyrically dodge bullets not even L-evasion(elevation) and the will of God could pull it off-forget levitation I'm standing on a higher level to your bass I'm treble my lyrics inspire rebels your flows common you couldn't Sky Walk if you owned the entire ghetto you think you're ill just like you think you only report truth you'll only win this battle if the voters are your hypochondria support group that's a sure move, but we don't believe you we need more proof like kansas your only seeded no. 1 for beating weak opponents after your momma sees this she'll only speak disownment see I'm never defeated on the mic because i keep a prone grip the underdog believe it while you couldn't even beat your own dick let's call you UNC because this isn't your year your pants you're pissing with fear you better listen to peers with their dissin and jeers quit rap, leave me to christen their ears I see Evasion starting AOL chat rooms called "naked rap stars" hes sending white girls LL's pic, wait, I take it bake sorry don't worry about sending any photos because you won't make it that far see I've been busting heads in battles while you were breaking ATARI worse than your tantrums, I'ma give you infinite scars worse than your rhymes, I'll embarass you with the minimum bars my words incur natural disasters, destroy everything in its path like John Rocker autographs, after this, you're worth will diminish fast started in first but now you'll finish last by the way, ken is a word, not a name, keep your head up in english class -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Final: L-Evasion (28) - Globalken (0)