I'm Not Dagel.

Not Dagel · 02-04-2013, 05:15 AM

Just want to make that clear.

Yeah, unlike Dagel I'm a successful MMA champ. You might have caught my last match. I'd post a video, but I got hacked by anonymous because they didn't like the fact that I donate hundreds of thousands of dollars to support the Israeli government.

Anyway, I'm just chilling with a beer watching my twenty not aborted kids and my wife whom I don't beat or hit. I'm thinking of going back to the garage in a few moments and work on my motorcycle which is totally real and I have a license for. I never spend time on comic books or movies. Especially not to oggle all the man meat. I don't have a crush on Brad Pitt. Also, I can do a real Irish accent.

So yeah. Here I am totally not being Dagel. What are y'all up to? Anyone catch ThatKidCry's latest album? Yeah, it totally sucked and was not worth listening to. Everyone knows the cool kids listen to text albums.

Obey · 02-04-2013, 05:27 AM

whatttt

people dont really care around here bruz

Not Dagel · 02-04-2013, 05:28 AM

Good. Because I'm totally Not Dagel. I can actually rap to a beat.

Anonymous · 02-04-2013, 05:30 AM

Keep it up and I'l hack you again.

Not Dagel · 02-04-2013, 05:39 AM

Oh yeah? Say that too my face and see what happens. Unlike Dagel, I actually work out my legs so I'll have bolted to the liquor store faster than you can type C:/

Obey · 02-04-2013, 05:42 AM

oh shit and the beef starts

02-04-2013, 05:52 AM

Def has to be NYC lol..only person who writes paragraphs of nothingness and unrolfz...NYC u know I got love for u...but u and the discussion section of these forums do not get along.

Not Dagel · 02-04-2013, 06:46 AM

You consider that casual dribble to be paragraphs? Really?

Really?

Really?

Fucking illiterates.

Orc · 02-04-2013, 07:00 AM

nah its zombi from ria

Not Dagel · 02-04-2013, 07:11 AM

Good. As long as it's clear I'm Not Dagel.

02-04-2013, 08:12 AM

What you arent is funny you faggot

Not Dagel · 02-04-2013, 09:14 AM

Tell me a joke then.

Hush · 02-04-2013, 09:35 AM

Why is this bi curious juggalo posting here?

Ghost1 · 02-04-2013, 09:35 AM

I thought it was mildly humorous :/

02-04-2013, 05:15 AM	#1
Not Dagel Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 132 Rep Power: 274917	I'm Not Dagel. Just want to make that clear. Yeah, unlike Dagel I'm a successful MMA champ. You might have caught my last match. I'd post a video, but I got hacked by anonymous because they didn't like the fact that I donate hundreds of thousands of dollars to support the Israeli government. Anyway, I'm just chilling with a beer watching my twenty not aborted kids and my wife whom I don't beat or hit. I'm thinking of going back to the garage in a few moments and work on my motorcycle which is totally real and I have a license for. I never spend time on comic books or movies. Especially not to oggle all the man meat. I don't have a crush on Brad Pitt. Also, I can do a real Irish accent. So yeah. Here I am totally not being Dagel. What are y'all up to? Anyone catch ThatKidCry's latest album? Yeah, it totally sucked and was not worth listening to. Everyone knows the cool kids listen to text albums.

02-04-2013, 05:27 AM	#2
Obey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 718 Battle Record: 2-4 Rep Power: 1236368	whatttt people dont really care around here bruz

02-04-2013, 05:28 AM	#3
Not Dagel Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 132 Rep Power: 274917	Good. Because I'm totally Not Dagel. I can actually rap to a beat.

02-04-2013, 05:30 AM	#4
Anonymous Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 166 Rep Power: 0	Keep it up and I'l hack you again.

02-04-2013, 05:39 AM	#5
Not Dagel Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 132 Rep Power: 274917	Oh yeah? Say that too my face and see what happens. Unlike Dagel, I actually work out my legs so I'll have bolted to the liquor store faster than you can type C:/

02-04-2013, 05:42 AM	#6
Obey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 718 Battle Record: 2-4 Rep Power: 1236368	oh shit and the beef starts

02-04-2013, 05:52 AM	#7
Rawn M.D. Guest Posts: n/a	Def has to be NYC lol..only person who writes paragraphs of nothingness and unrolfz...NYC u know I got love for u...but u and the discussion section of these forums do not get along.

02-04-2013, 06:46 AM	#8
Not Dagel Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 132 Rep Power: 274917	You consider that casual dribble to be paragraphs? Really? Really? Really? Fucking illiterates.

02-04-2013, 07:00 AM	#9
Orc Certified Mother’s Boy Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,163 Battle Record: 5-1 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 4 - GBL Season 1 - Lyric Olympics - Fight Night LXVI - Fight Night LX - Fight Night (3x) - NBL Picture Roast - Netcees Battle League (8x) - NBL Picture League - Gimmick Battle League - BA Tag Team - 1-2 Punch League - NBL Cypher (3x) - Battle Arena League - OM HOF (2x) Rep Power: 85899393	nah its zombi from ria

02-04-2013, 07:11 AM	#10
Not Dagel Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 132 Rep Power: 274917	Good. As long as it's clear I'm Not Dagel.

02-04-2013, 08:12 AM	#11
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	What you arent is funny you faggot

02-04-2013, 09:14 AM	#12
Not Dagel Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 132 Rep Power: 274917	Tell me a joke then.

02-04-2013, 09:35 AM	#13
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	Why is this bi curious juggalo posting here?

02-04-2013, 09:35 AM	#14
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	I thought it was mildly humorous :/