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09-25-2013, 01:22 AM
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MY CLIT (mickey avalon remake)
my clit- tighter than a virgin
yo clit- wider than a birth is my clit- always pink and perfect yo clit... wrinkled worse than curtains my clit- good material, the dopest yo clit- bacterial vaginosis my clit- a beast for erections yo clit- more yeast than infections my clit tastes moist and rich yo clit seems laced with fish my clit feels sewed, it's ridiculous yo clit is prone to the syphilis my clit is as smooth as a baby your clit needs a fluke from the navy my clit is a deuce for the gentlemen your clit is loose like a reverend dick it's time that we let the world know dudes, you gotta let your girl go these breasts are the best in the building pms- it's what we do when we bleedin
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09-25-2013, 08:43 AM
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Haha
my clit tastes moist and rich yo clit seems laced with fish my clit feels sewed, it's ridiculous yo clit is prone to the syphilis ^legit |
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09-25-2013, 06:45 PM
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baha... this HAS to be audio or nothing... i can't read this shit
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09-25-2013, 07:31 PM
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Omfg, my clit as smooth as a baby. Dead.
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09-25-2013, 07:49 PM
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A tight clit?
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09-25-2013, 07:57 PM
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Im gonna wack off.to this.later.
Sup bodey.
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09-25-2013, 08:07 PM
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Cool, btw.
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09-25-2013, 08:10 PM
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needs a Gary Coleman reference
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09-25-2013, 08:21 PM
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Some of these lines employed adjectives for a healthy, nice vagina. Are you confused between the clitoris and the pound-town organ? I can teach you.
Flow was choppy at points, as far as critique goes.
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09-25-2013, 11:11 PM
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Exciting.
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09-26-2013, 12:56 PM
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i'm erect...
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09-26-2013, 06:14 PM
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Shit was funny ... I laughed ... good studd
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10-01-2013, 02:43 AM
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A clit can't be tight...funny verse but...the references are to a pussy not the clit
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10-01-2013, 10:43 AM
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lol this was pretty fucking funny and I'm pretty sure if you recorded this it'd go platinum in like 30 minutes from all the teenage boys who'd buy it. Don't take that as an insult either it was an enjoyable read.
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10-01-2013, 01:22 PM
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Maybe says "my lips" instead of clit? Idk
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10-01-2013, 02:25 PM
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This was Freaklicious, you bring out Humor cuz its funny as hell.
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yo thats what i was thinkin the whole time i was writin. i was like lips.. clit... what other shit rhymes with "my dick" that would be anatomically correct. i'm obsessive too, but hte more i thought about it, the more i doubted i would write it. and then i figured, fuck that. i have to write this. people will know what i mean
it didnt surprised me getting called out on it but fuck it, it's still kinda funny. thanks for the feed on a fuck-around written
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10-04-2013, 02:25 AM
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nope no no no no no !
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10-04-2013, 02:51 PM
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Clit can be tight up in that hood it hides in
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