WEEK 1: UserName vs. INF - USER WINS

[UPN Zuch]

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Verses due 11:59pm EST October 6, 2020 (Tuesday)

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[UserName]

Ok.

10.

[Saint]

Yep

[UPN Zuch]

@INF I have User’s 10

[Saint]

[Saint]

Got the gat. leave no piece intact cuz my aims not missing
I'm cheesing.. schemes in the trap, beaming w/ the strap like a James Bond villain
I'll give em a red scare when I fire rockets at this old boar
With a waist in the 50's - belts winning a Space Race that'd edge us the cold war
Dog grew to country size, plus high risk to fall down & die
Made it a Life Policy to be obese....now we can fit a Nationwide on your side
Normally won't turn down anything. User loves being a glutton
Talk about Hangry, boy can 'work up' an appetite til food disagrees w/ his stomach
Throw in the towel; dirty laundrys too big & needs a long talk
KNEW i'd fold em after squaring up....he just requested hamburger before the hotdog

[UPN Zuch]

User verse


Hey man, people say Inf’s whole life is a wasteland
Kid can’t walk past a puddle without debating a faceplant
Always hittin’ snooze, everything about you is tired, right?
He sleeps through 5 Alarms every day, we just wish it was the fire type
He’s a fucking joke, and never been big in the hood
Only parties he gets invited to, are to help search for kids in the woods
Everyone wishes you died, it’s evident when we’re roasting you
Friends only tell you to Hang In There while pointing to the closest room
His search history’s tragic, depression really turned out big
When he clicked “how to get cut arms” and all he got was workout vids

[corleone]

Inf

"Normally won't turn down anything. User loves being a glutton
Talk about Hangry, boy can 'work up' an appetite til food disagrees w/ his stomach"

User Name

"Hey man, people say Inf’s whole life is a wasteland
Kid can’t walk past a puddle without debating a faceplant"


I thought inf's whole verse was tight, loved the way he put his whole rhyme scheme together. On the contrary, I really disliked username's verse, wasnt my kind of thing to get into. I found his verse to be extremely lame, redundant, uncreative and just plain old unwitty. Inf on the other hand delivered the final blow and therefore, he has my vote.

Vote - Inf

[Universe]

INF:

Got the gat. leave no piece intact cuz my aims not missing
I'm cheesing.. schemes in the trap, beaming w/ the strap like a James Bond villain

- Nice scheme. But a FUCKING gun bar none the less... I will ERUPT if there's more.

I'll give em a red scare when I fire rockets at this old boar
With a waist in the 50's - belts winning a Space Race that'd edge us the cold war

- Historic space reference. I'm in. Like it.

Dog grew to country size, plus high risk to fall down & die
Made it a Life Policy to be obese....now we can fit a Nationwide on your side

- This works.

Normally won't turn down anything. User loves being a glutton
Talk about Hangry, boy can 'work up' an appetite til food disagrees w/ his stomach

- Cool little concept.

Throw in the towel; dirty laundrys too big & needs a long talk
KNEW i'd fold em after squaring up....he just requested hamburger before the hotdog

- I dig the laundry reference.


Username:

Hey man, people say Inf’s whole life is a wasteland
Kid can’t walk past a puddle without debating a faceplant

- Ha. But really, who can't?

Always hittin’ snooze, everything about you is tired, right?
He sleeps through 5 Alarms every day, we just wish it was the fire type

- lol nice.

He’s a fucking joke, and never been big in the hood
Only parties he gets invited to, are to help search for kids in the woods

- Ehhh, okay.

Everyone wishes you died, it’s evident when we’re roasting you
Friends only tell you to Hang In There while pointing to the closest room

- lol savage.

His search history’s tragic, depression really turned out big
When he clicked “how to get cut arms” and all he got was workout vids

- Cool closer.

Good battle guys. INF is definitely nice but I think User's comedic style is more my cup of Tim Horton's coffee.

Vote - Username

[Hush]

I'll give em a red scare when I fire rockets at this old boar
With a waist in the 50's - belts winning a Space Race that'd edge us the cold war

The disagree with his stomach was dope too. Your wording loses me sometimes . But the creativity is never lacking




User had cut arms . 5 alarm and hang in there


Edges with consistency . Inf prolly had lotb but user had a more consistent attack


V user

[Wanderer]

Inf


Opener read so smooth. loved it
Cold War dope
Rest was meh.. potential in ‘work up’ but just didn’t land for me


User


U might contemplate a face plant but debate one? Nah
5 alarms cool
Hang in there.. now that’s fire!!


This is actually a tough one to call but I’m gonna edge it to User. Had my favourite bar and I prefer the style a touch more

[Mac]

Got the gat. leave no piece intact cuz my aims not missing
I'm cheesing.. schemes in the trap, beaming w/ the strap like a James Bond villain
nice flow but lacking a hit here

I'll give em a red scare when I fire rockets at this old boar
With a waist in the 50's - belts winning a Space Race that'd edge us the cold war
coool

Dog grew to country size, plus high risk to fall down & die
Made it a Life Policy to be obese....now we can fit a Nationwide on your side
okk

Normally won't turn down anything. User loves being a glutton
Talk about Hangry, boy can 'work up' an appetite til food disagrees w/ his stomach
lol

Throw in the towel; dirty laundrys too big & needs a long talk
KNEW i'd fold em after squaring up....he just requested hamburger before the hotdog
neh

vs.

Hey man, people say Inf’s whole life is a wasteland
Kid can’t walk past a puddle without debating a faceplant
err

Always hittin’ snooze, everything about you is tired, right?
He sleeps through 5 Alarms every day, we just wish it was the fire type
lol

He’s a fucking joke, and never been big in the hood
Only parties he gets invited to, are to help search for kids in the woods
not geting this

Everyone wishes you died, it’s evident when we’re roasting you
Friends only tell you to Hang In There while pointing to the closest room
cool

His search history’s tragic, depression really turned out big
When he clicked “how to get cut arms” and all he got was workout vids
lol

tight battle so this is more of a preference, INF verse was coool overall but he lacked sting in his punches, some weren't punches but rather self promote talk. I'm going with username for a more direct approach to his opponent

[Blue Bayou]

Got the gat. leave no piece intact cuz my aims not missing
I'm cheesing.. schemes in the trap, beaming w/ the strap like a James Bond villain
cool gun bar.. missing/villain even with the supporting multi's throws me off tho
I'll give em a red scare when I fire rockets at this old boar
With a waist in the 50's - belts winning a Space Race that'd edge us the cold war
lol interesting concept...cool idea and fat jab
Dog grew to country size, plus high risk to fall down & die
Made it a Life Policy to be obese....now we can fit a Nationwide on your side
fresh idea , solid tie ins, this was cool
Normally won't turn down anything. User loves being a glutton
Talk about Hangry, boy can 'work up' an appetite til food disagrees w/ his stomach
creative idea.. work up/stir up doesnt neccessarily mean to "disagree" per se but i think this is a nice concept
Throw in the towel; dirty laundrys too big & needs a long talk
KNEW i'd fold em after squaring up....he just requested hamburger before the hotdog
ehhh on this one... long/hot , talk/dog feels rushed to me

vs.

Hey man, people say Inf’s whole life is a wasteland
Kid can’t walk past a puddle without debating a faceplant
lol dece swag this feels light tho
Always hittin’ snooze, everything about you is tired, right?
He sleeps through 5 Alarms every day, we just wish it was the fire type
lol nice concept.. dig this
He’s a fucking joke, and never been big in the hood
Only parties he gets invited to, are to help search for kids in the woods
pretty good
Everyone wishes you died, it’s evident when we’re roasting you
Friends only tell you to Hang In There while pointing to the closest room
haha FIRE.. love this
His search history’s tragic, depression really turned out big
When he clicked “how to get cut arms” and all he got was workout vids
lol nice angle.. good closer

Fun battle guys, good short battle and contrast of two styles....INF some dope creative concepts as always....User very consistent throughout as well, thought you used the "depression" angle really well

User has the lotb and more impactful punches imo so he edged it for me....props to both

[Barcotic]

Inf had space race which was dope
Nationwide was good too

5 alarms was ok
Search parties was good
So was hang in there

Inf prob. had lotb
But User had less misses in a 10 line batt.
More lines n Inf could've taken it

Close, but mvgt User

[Destroyer]

I got user here
Inf had space race which was nice, but no other real punches in there
User had the lotbandmaybew with that hang in there. Whew
He had other stuff too. Just way way stronger

Vote user, and remove Corleone from the league

[evaD]

Space race
Work up appetite

Alarms
Hang in there
Cut arms

Cool battle. A clash of styles here. INF has some cool ideas but sometimes there’s too much going on. Enjoyed this a lot more than their finals verse though. User had the usual wit. Not his strongest verse but had enough for me.

Vote - user

[Ouch]

He sleeps through 5 Alarms every day, we just wish it was the fire type

user wins

my type style shit... user gets it.

[TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO]

Idk I liked INF verse actually. Wasn’t as over the head as his stuff normally is. More straight forward.

User came nice though. Search party and puddly bars made me laugh. Very consistent.


Space race was dope from INF but the weight bars didn’t hit enough for fat jokes

Vote - User

[Sharp]

Got the gat. leave no piece intact cuz my aims not missing
I'm cheesing.. schemes in the trap, beaming w/ the strap like a James Bond villain
lol. Cool. Good setup too
I'll give em a red scare when I fire rockets at this old boar
With a waist in the 50's - belts winning a Space Race that'd edge us the cold war
I don't fuck with the setup at all. The punch is he's fat. Cool concept, dope punch, but the setup is clunky
Dog grew to country size, plus high risk to fall down & die
Made it a Life Policy to be obese....now we can fit a Nationwide on your side
ok
Normally won't turn down anything. User loves being a glutton
Talk about Hangry, boy can 'work up' an appetite til food disagrees w/ his stomach
not feeling this one
Throw in the towel; dirty laundrys too big & needs a long talk
KNEW i'd fold em after squaring up....he just requested hamburger before the hotdog
fold/hotdog hamburger is a great idea but execution doesn't do it for me




Hey man, people say Inf’s whole life is a wasteland
Kid can’t walk past a puddle without debating a faceplant
lol. Alright
Always hittin’ snooze, everything about you is tired, right?
He sleeps through 5 Alarms every day, we just wish it was the fire type
funny but nothing crazy
He’s a fucking joke, and never been big in the hood
Only parties he gets invited to, are to help search for kids in the woods
not feeling this one. Part of it is the comma in the punch. I get people use it to emphasize pacing but that's just me being petty. Just wanna keep it a buck with this
Everyone wishes you died, it’s evident when we’re roasting you
Friends only tell you to Hang In There while pointing to the closest room
looool lotb
His search history’s tragic, depression really turned out big
When he clicked “how to get cut arms” and all he got was workout vids
solid personal. Did you know he lifts? If so, kudos

I was about even, but user's hang in there was lotb for me. Close enough where I'd be surprised if it's a shutout

V/user