Contender Match: Zuch 3-1 vs FGR 3-1 - ZUCH WINS

[Sharp]

Netcees Pic League

Min: 10 Lines
Max: 16 Lines
Line limit can go up to 20 if both agree

Due Thursday, 7/30 at Midnight PST
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@Zuchiefiasco


@FGR

[UPN Zuch]

He ain’t enlightened, brick and mortar like he’s making a killing
they only call this fat ass the free mason because they pay him in chili
With those boring ass bars it’s no wonder i’ll win
You look like you used your verses to attract tumbleweed and placed it under your chin
Your kids are HURTING, try being sober instead
you’re putting roofs on homes daily but still can’t put one over their heads
Ears, nose, skin, I just don’t get this dude
You have more questionable features in one spot than Barc’s Netflix queue
Even your mother knows that face putrid
You look like she got a late term abortion and the feds raided the clinic halfway through it
Youre ugly, and your bars cannot move me
You were a Beast in ‘93 though, when you played the dog in that Sandlot movie
cream cheese complexion, it’s a fact you will sputter
Atlanta FINALLY built a statue of Butterbean and made it out of actual butter
That face a ball sack, I don’t play when I’m speakin’
Looking like User grabbed the clippers and gave his nuts the Abraham Lincoln

[FGR]

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Zuch said imma dead man from the 50cal. That's what he believes
But I'm not convinced he handles big arms, dude can't even fill out those sleeves
This pic screams 2001. I wanna get my car n smoke u like that bong
Mow this faggot down!! then Keep Rollin like his favorite limp Bizkit song
I'll kill you w/ my bare hands by crushing your breathing hole bro
Grab your throat and squeeze so tight it could rival your buddies polo
In the club I dress to impress. pulling bitches like I'm don juan
Zuch rocks plain white tees, then gets suicidal when hey there Delilah comes on
Your crazy if u think I won't attack. FGR is causing mass disturbances
I'll charge the shit outta you.. like weed dealers wen they serve you suburban kids
Don't talk tough pussy. I suggest watching your tone
B4 punches fold you up faster then ending calls on that phone
Your quick to flip it open n dial 911.... Always snitching n shit
Not only is this dude a snake, it's the only game app he can get with it
With a old phone like that I don't see how you can run your mouth about me
I told'em hmu if he wanna talk shit.. dude said he'll call after 9 when it's free

[Resin M-I-C]

chili was aiiight
tumbleweed hiiittt
roofs was nice
barc queue was funny but im missin the person if there is one
abortion was good
sandlot was solid again.. ur cookin now
fucks with butterbean
closer was the only line for me that didnt hit..

vs

big arms swimging out the gate
limp was funny.. this is def an old pic
felt polo coulda been better with another angle
delilah ok
suburban is a heaterrr
phone was ok
snake a solid concept, preferred another route..
closer wasnt too direct of a diss


fgr is getting there.. once a lil more consistency happena it’s gonna get ugly for us.. unfortunately for him zuch scorched it in here.. surplus of bangers

v zuch

[evaD]

He ain’t enlightened, brick and mortar like he’s making a killing
they only call this fat ass the free mason because they pay him in chili
Lol nice
With those boring ass bars it’s no wonder i’ll win
You look like you used your verses to attract tumbleweed and placed it under your chin
Nice again
Your kids are HURTING, try being sober instead
you’re putting roofs on homes daily but still can’t put one over their heads
And again
Ears, nose, skin, I just don’t get this dude
You have more questionable features in one spot than Barc’s Netflix queue
This is ok
Even your mother knows that face putrid
You look like she got a late term abortion and the feds raided the clinic halfway through it
Don’t like this
Youre ugly, and your bars cannot move me
You were a Beast in ‘93 though, when you played the dog in that Sandlot movie
Lmaoo it’s simple but funny
cream cheese complexion, it’s a fact you will sputter
Atlanta FINALLY built a statue of Butterbean and made it out of actual butter
Lollll
That face a ball sack, I don’t play when I’m speakin’
Looking like User grabbed the clippers and gave his nuts the Abraham Lincoln
Nice



Zuch said imma dead man from the 50cal. That's what he believes
But I'm not convinced he handles big arms, dude can't even fill out those sleeves
Nice pic diss
This pic screams 2001. I wanna get my car n smoke u like that bong
Mow this faggot down!! then Keep Rollin like his favorite limp Bizkit song
Lol ok
I'll kill you w/ my bare hands by crushing your breathing hole bro
Grab your throat and squeeze so tight it could rival your buddies polo
Nice obs again
In the club I dress to impress. pulling bitches like I'm don juan
Zuch rocks plain white tees, then gets suicidal when hey there Delilah comes on
Lol
Your crazy if u think I won't attack. FGR is causing mass disturbances
I'll charge the shit outta you.. like weed dealers wen they serve you suburban kids
Don’t like this, charge the shit out of you as a threat of violence is lame
Don't talk tough pussy. I suggest watching your tone
B4 punches fold you up faster then ending calls on that phone
another decent pic diss
Your quick to flip it open n dial 911.... Always snitching n shit
Not only is this dude a snake, it's the only game app he can get with it
Nice
With a old phone like that I don't see how you can run your mouth about me
I told'em hmu if he wanna talk shit.. dude said he'll call after 9 when it's free
Feel like this one was more of a stretch, shoulda stuck with the two phone jokes imo


FGR keeps improving and was solid here but zuch Came with comedy/great wording and took this for me

[Blue Bayou]

Free Mason (fire concept), abortion, sandlot, butterbean

Vs

Hey there Delilah , charge the shit out of you


Cool battles guys... Solid stuff throughout but I've got Zuch taking this with more 'hits' and consistency... Both were at least pretty good throughout tho

Zuch

[Mac]

He ain’t enlightened, brick and mortar like he’s making a killing
they only call this fat ass the free mason because they pay him in chili
cool

With those boring ass bars it’s no wonder i’ll win
You look like you used your verses to attract tumbleweed and placed it under your chin
lol i chuckled at this

Your kids are HURTING, try being sober instead
you’re putting roofs on homes daily but still can’t put one over their heads
hits hard

Ears, nose, skin, I just don’t get this dude
You have more questionable features in one spot than Barc’s Netflix queue
nah

Even your mother knows that face putrid
You look like she got a late term abortion and the feds raided the clinic halfway through it
a bit out of place but sounds good

Youre ugly, and your bars cannot move me
You were a Beast in ‘93 though, when you played the dog in that Sandlot movie
not feeling this. didn't watch the movie

cream cheese complexion, it’s a fact you will sputter
Atlanta FINALLY built a statue of Butterbean and made it out of actual butter
cool lol

That face a ball sack, I don’t play when I’m speakin’
Looking like User grabbed the clippers and gave his nuts the Abraham Lincoln
personally im tired of user bars but ok


vs.

Zuch said imma dead man from the 50cal. That's what he believes
But I'm not convinced he handles big arms, dude can't even fill out those sleeves
haha nice

This pic screams 2001. I wanna get my car n smoke u like that bong
Mow this faggot down!! then Keep Rollin like his favorite limp Bizkit song
no idea

I'll kill you w/ my bare hands by crushing your breathing hole bro
Grab your throat and squeeze so tight it could rival your buddies polo
cool

In the club I dress to impress. pulling bitches like I'm don juan
Zuch rocks plain white tees, then gets suicidal when hey there Delilah comes on
decent

Your crazy if u think I won't attack. FGR is causing mass disturbances
I'll charge the shit outta you.. like weed dealers wen they serve you suburban kids
cool

Don't talk tough pussy. I suggest watching your tone
B4 punches fold you up faster then ending calls on that phone
a lot of fold up lines lately, but ok I guess

Your quick to flip it open n dial 911.... Always snitching n shit
Not only is this dude a snake, it's the only game app he can get with it
low hanging fruit but nice angle

With a old phone like that I don't see how you can run your mouth about me
I told'em hmu if he wanna talk shit.. dude said he'll call after 9 when it's free
not getting this

fgr has 5 almost 6 quotables here while zuch has 4.. I'm going with FGR here.. good battle fellas

[Sharp]

He ain’t enlightened, brick and mortar like he’s making a killing
they only call this fat ass the free mason because they pay him in chili
funny but nothing crazy
With those boring ass bars it’s no wonder i’ll win
You look like you used your verses to attract tumbleweed and placed it under your chin
really clever concept but the wording could be meaner
Your kids are HURTING, try being sober instead
you’re putting roofs on homes daily but still can’t put one over their heads
cool, not sure what sobriety has to do with it
Ears, nose, skin, I just don’t get this dude
You have more questionable features in one spot than Barc’s Netflix queue
there are better people for this than barc. Yes, he's a heel, yes it's still a great concept, but it kind of just mentions barc for mentioning barc's sake.
Even your mother knows that face putrid
You look like she got a late term abortion and the feds raided the clinic halfway through it
funny
Youre ugly, and your bars cannot move me
You were a Beast in ‘93 though, when you played the dog in that Sandlot movie
again funny, but it's two bars with similar construction about his face right next to each other so it's got me subconsciously comparing the two. I liked. The other more so this winds up feeling weaker
cream cheese complexion, it’s a fact you will sputter
Atlanta FINALLY built a statue of Butterbean and made it out of actual butter
fucking gone
That face a ball sack, I don’t play when I’m speakin’
Looking like User grabbed the clippers and gave his nuts the Abraham Lincoln
kind of a stretch but it works




Zuch said imma dead man from the 50cal. That's what he believes
But I'm not convinced he handles big arms, dude can't even fill out those sleeves
would be a dope concept but I can't think of zuch dropping a gun bar. So it's not really that personal imo
This pic screams 2001. I wanna get my car n smoke u like that bong
Mow this faggot down!! then Keep Rollin like his favorite limp Bizkit song
okay, but you could probably have done more with it and left out 'smoke u like that bong' which is a pretty overdone connection at this point. Even a multi end rhyme would be better there imo
I'll kill you w/ my bare hands by crushing your breathing hole bro
Grab your throat and squeeze so tight it could rival your buddies polo
cool
In the club I dress to impress. pulling bitches like I'm don juan
Zuch rocks plain white tees, then gets suicidal when hey there Delilah comes on
funny
Your crazy if u think I won't attack. FGR is causing mass disturbances
I'll charge the shit outta you.. like weed dealers wen they serve you suburban kids
this is a great concept but it's not exactly pic specific. I know he's smoking weed, but this would still be better in a reg battle imo
Don't talk tough pussy. I suggest watching your tone
B4 punches fold you up faster then ending calls on that phone
okay
Your quick to flip it open n dial 911.... Always snitching n shit
Not only is this dude a snake, it's the only game app he can get with it
funny
With a old phone like that I don't see how you can run your mouth about me
I told'em hmu if he wanna talk shit.. dude said he'll call after 9 when it's free
definitely overkill on the phone and this is the weakest of the bunch


Dope battle. Thought zuch was a little more consistent and had my lotb with Butterbean.

V/zuch

[Bomb Bard]

Tbh I fucked with every bar Zuch dropped



Vs


This pic screams 2001. I wanna get my car n smoke u like that bong
Mow this faggot down!! then Keep Rollin like his favorite limp Bizkit song
I'll kill you w/ my bare hands by crushing your breathing hole bro
Grab your throat and squeeze so tight it could rival your buddies polo
In the club I dress to impress. pulling bitches like I'm don juan
Zuch rocks plain white tees, then gets suicidal when hey there Delilah comes on
Don't talk tough pussy. I suggest watching your tone
B4 punches fold you up faster then ending calls on that phone
With a old phone like that I don't see how you can run your mouth about me
I told'em hmu if he wanna talk shit.. dude said he'll call after 9 when it's free

Good battle here I didn’t have a miss from zuch and FGR had a few misses but some solid hits to. Almost quoted the snake app but the wording was a bit choppy for me


V/zuch

[UserName]

Zuch -

Your kids are HURTING, try being sober instead
you’re putting roofs on homes daily but still can’t put one over their heads
Ears, nose, skin, I just don’t get this dude
You have more questionable features in one spot than Barc’s Netflix queue
Even your mother knows that face putrid
You look like she got a late term abortion and the feds raided the clinic halfway through it
Youre ugly, and your bars cannot move me
You were a Beast in ‘93 though, when you played the dog in that Sandlot movie
cream cheese complexion, it’s a fact you will sputter
Atlanta FINALLY built a statue of Butterbean and made it out of actual butter

Opening few and closer missed kinda, whole middle was flames

FGR -

Zuch said imma dead man from the 50cal. That's what he believes
But I'm not convinced he handles big arms, dude can't even fill out those sleeves
Your crazy if u think I won't attack. FGR is causing mass disturbances
I'll charge the shit outta you.. like weed dealers wen they serve you suburban kids
Don't talk tough pussy. I suggest watching your tone
B4 punches fold you up faster then ending calls on that phone
Your quick to flip it open n dial 911.... Always snitching n shit
Not only is this dude a snake, it's the only game app he can get with it

Opener was funny, missed a few, picked up again and then whiffed on the closer

Cool battle. Zuch's highs were higher, the abortion line and the butterbean line being two of my favs. I really liked the delivery of some of FGR's lines, but also really hated some of the wording on the others. This wasn't exactly tough to call, but it was still a good, fun match to read. Enjoyed it quite a bit. Props fellas.

V - Zuch