Week 6 PIC ROAST Competition: kungfugrip

[Blue Bayou]

Just a fun side cypher this week with all the new activity...

12 Lines ONLY

If you write less, or more, you will disqualify yourself from potentially winning the contest. 12 is the number if you want to be considered

Pic Below, have fun:

[Orc]

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Some1 lieeeed to me. Mr “used to b dope” is quite the geek.
That eye ain’t Lazy. It’s got a terrible attitude & Calls in sick twice a week.
&&& you’ll NEVER convince me this man is clever
Ya grl wanted flowers & u on hand, forever
... You went & got a tattoo of Flowers on your Hand forever.
Picture the scene: Grip on UPN hating with old vets.
Blues vote made him take a Left Turn. Now his Nose is staging a protest.
Yeeeshh— I feel for his son & daughter.
Went from Showered with praise to 38yr old addict with no Running Water.
Well... Grips still alive & that’s honestly something.
No surprise he’s Grubby as hellll cuz any1 thinking he still got it is Bugging.
All the social skills of Elon Musk + the health issues Deon does.
ya whole style is beyond dunce witha beanie that says *listened to Kings of Leon once*.

[Neighbor]

Originally Posted by Orc

Yeeeshh— I feel for his son & daughter.
Went from Showered with praise to 38yr old addict with no Running Water.
Well... Grips still alive & that’s honestly something.
No surprise he’s Grubby as hellll cuz any1 thinking he still got it is Bugging.

*The Saurus “give him the thousand” face*

[White LGI]

Hey guys I'm Kung, I been texted from 02 to now
And the only line I got that connected is my unibrow
I'm kinda sour that guys don't remember the verses I spit
And they considered my text impact smaller than my lips
I know I'm not as good as I was but I'll get my skills back
Even though the skill Gap is wider than my mustache
put me on your best ever list..remember my Brand
But how I got kungfugrip with Flowers tattooed on my hand
Im not friendly and I don't agree with these new kids
not giving y'all a thumbs up...just showing how big my dick is
Fuck this I don't got no more time to address y'all...
I gotta find a job....look how I dress yall

[Coop]

So this is kungfugrip, eh? This is a vet to fear?
How does he connect with punches, he can't even connect his beard...?
What a simp pose. Lookin at his hood you'd think the wind blows
which makes sense, except he can't afford a place with windows
He's a sad sack of shit, & depression's a strong place
but even on his happy days he gets asked "why the long face?"
He looks like he works at the walmart he stole the hoodie from
His chin's probably the only butt that he hasn't put his thumb
The dirt between his eyebrows looks like a smudge on the screen
Or like he took his dirty shitty hand and put his thumb in between
Your whole appearance looks lazier than your left eye
Even when it's right above his head, we don't see him in the best light

[Adverse]

In a room full of celebrities Kung is misplaced
Well he looks a bit like Travis Barker..if he played drums w his face
Tainting his legacy with every wack verse, can he restore it? Never
Least he came dressed for the occasion in that "Faded Glory" sweater
Yeah gun bar aficionado "the K gonna bang I'm taking my aim"
Only time dude in the street with cans he shakin em beggin for change
I'll smack the dude black n blue I'm one you shouldn't provoke
He'll regret getting tattooed from hands like everytime he looks at that rose
Someone tell this bummy bitch if you Sub the Lime you get run through quick
All my weapons military grade, you didn't know i had that GI Joe, Kungfu Grip?
Man Hoodie Allen you fell off hard, don't look like you feelin too good
Thumb up like a hitchhiker tryna catch a ride make yaself comfy on my grill and my hood

[Wanderer]

Lol keying:

smug twat get a right hook that’ll put this guy in his place
Match this pic & leave u with a permanent black mass to the side of ur face
Plus 2 shots put holes in ur face & blood’ll be pouring
When a couple streams flowing from ur jaw it won’t be drawstrings
Emo fuck probs depressed another bitch pulled out his heart
Ironic, it’s thumbs up, but ur face says “my whole worlds falling apart”
Never thought of u as an artist but this paint a pic of hardship & grief
Plus the right side of ur face melting like a Salvador dhali piece
Text career mirror ur beard, u must be kidding me bro
If you’re gonna develop something, make sure it’s not riddled with holes
Isolated urself from everyone so if there’s beef u can’t bring the boys
Filthy gremlin spends his days in sewers foraging for rings & coins

[Neighbor]

gone @ all these

[Enbombz]

Blues threats had him scared, any beef and he way soft
Sleeping with one eye open, looking like his left needs a day off,
Old man your time is already up, bro your corny as fuck
If eyes are the window to the soul, yours been abandoned and half boarded up
Pushing his agenda down our throats, everyones like “what a dork”
Such Apache beard...any axe you have to grind would be a tomahawk
Just shave it off, I don’t even know what to call it,
When I say you need to play with some clippers it’s not cause you ballin
He’s seen how far people have come and he wish it was him,
Talk about a journey...
it would take 40 days and 40 nights from your lip to your chin
He Won’t video battle, can’t rap so he stuck with this shit
If this Serbian film, That face suggests it’ll be him fucking his kid.

[Incredible]

Looks like one of those depressed gays
Come to think of it this must be an update of strikta not dying from aids
Junkie bet ya fully sober, riiight for drugs fgt adores meat
Beanie with the hoodie over, no jack boy... broke ass just can't afford heat
Pic saying it's all good but deep down he knows it's not
Resemble the bank robber who got shot and lost his girl at the end of the plot
He Bosnian looking chilli the heater osolate then pause
Left eye looking lazy now a days and this AK be chasing waterfalls
Thumbs up uh? gettin'em for years now the truth has come too light
&& That's ur style now with the new consensus wrapped up in this thread....air tight
But nah that can't be it that gesture ain't the sign of a good time
Thats kung with a imaginary detonator face sayin "I fkn hate life"

[Cashius]

Fam worried about you...Your life is just worthless, you bitch
Everyone beggin’ him to Change...so this idiot put a Purse on his lips
Grooming traits of Anthony Davis...You just grimey and gross, my friend
Holy shit the Browser Connected...Google search couldn’t find where his nose begins
A widows peak to commit suicide off of...Have you shaved it before?
Ironic..the fact your hairline is shaped like a heart makes me HATE your face even more
Gangster?! Nothing but a try hard faggot..You’re such a bitch, yikes...
In the mirror all you see is the Hood! Then it takes you 20 minutes to adjust it...just...right
Been beat on your whole life...A tough guy act? No one will respect it
Talk about Catching a Break...you’re sooooo Lucky that nose is still connected
Holding an imaginary lighter like a pyro...looks effortlessly dumb, geek
But Kung LOVES to set fire to shit...He just did it to his legacy in one week

[Saint]

Parents wish they never had a kid

Cuz 40 STILL at their crib w/ no cash or rent!? Don't matter, shit..
They'd Allstate there's 'little room for error' to ensure a place for this accident
Before that u'd see this bum fight over drum fires to get paid..
Hot Mess in this pic ain't shiiiit to what his camp leaves city workers the next day
Homebody crack addict won't kick bad habits.. stays sniffin'
Spoils quitting Cold Turkey & last thing to Go Out was his fridge on thanksgiving
The type wasted in parties like an RPG tactic switch
Cuz this LowLife wouldn't get to the Save Point'...& die from a Random Hit
Face showin signs of bad life choices...Yo he needs a saint
A straight up loser.. Every1 knows 'cept him; even his Nose Septum tryna Deviate
Can't hold up; shoot for a double-leg have dude ina gurney
Doggg ur best Takedown Defense is: "Blue hate voted & NCs ruined the tourney"

[Blue Bayou]

as for ^that leper, fracs better. i’m toying with this chump..
guess Dak Sheperd never recovered after losing employee of the month
you ain’t charming bitch ur mangled so i’m harping on your angles..
eyebrows Burrow so much they’re a training camp away from starting for the Bengals
hoodie got a zipper + two strings, think you gotti in this bitch..
cool 3 Line Style...reminds me of the time Hens BODIED you with his
it’s time you dropped ya ball n’ left..
lookin like Aaron Paul told Heisenberg “fuck it” & smoked all the meth
i do conference calls & make paper. every deals a real huge size
only Zoomin’ Kung’s doin is after 7 grams a shrooms like “its still cool guys”
won’t even end this saying kung’s a hoe..
i’m just glad Aaron Carter didn’t actually off himself months ago

[UPN Zuch]

Kung you are very handsome
I just want you to know that I care about you
We want you to do good in life
And deep down I know you’re trying your best
Yeeeaaaahhh, uh
Canada we stand our guard
Take care of my road dog wherever he goes
Take care of his blow, and mostly his soul
Oh man I messed the rhyme scheme up
That’s just how I feel about you
I want to see you eating lobster
I don’t ever want to see you eat tilapia
This bud’s for you babe

[Blue Bayou]

Lmao

[Ouch]

thumbs up dumb trick... don't play with vets
you look like a line chef at benny hannas that ain't made it yet
mom I tried to be the dude with fast food in his hand
now i'm 40 with fast food in his hand
I wanted to graduate art student, like the shits funny
I know i'm 45... but send me some book and foood money

[Ouch]

haha..

you're wearing that hoodie to obscure ya hair line
... only hair line fracature was when I beat him 7 times

[Ouch]

you look like a parents worst nightmare...
I bought him nike airs..
now he's a drug addict stealing out of our night bare

[Neighbor]

Originally Posted by Zuchiefiasco

Kung you are very handsome
I just want you to know that I care about you
We want you to do good in life
And deep down I know you’re trying your best
Yeeeaaaahhh, uh
Canada we stand our guard
Take care of my road dog wherever he goes
Take care of his blow, and mostly his soul
Oh man I messed the rhyme scheme up
That’s just how I feel about you
I want to see you eating lobster
I don’t ever want to see you eat tilapia
This bud’s for you babe

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