Couples Halloween Costume Crisis...

Chill Phil · 08-23-2018, 06:25 AM

So...the old lady has been pitching a bunch of shitty ideas for Halloween. She's white as fuck, and I'm black. She doesn't seem to understand that we can't be the Flintstones.

She eats a lot of sweets and candy and shit late at night, and complains that she's gaining weight.

I've been holding back pitching the idea of being Kermit and Miss Piggy...because it'll offend the fuck out of her. I need your help brainstorming ideas on how to present that idea to her without having to deal with her thinking I'm attacking her insecurities.

Even though I came up with the idea while absolutely passively aggressively insulting her late night candy consumption.

Help me lie Bros ..

08-23-2018, 06:25 AM	#1
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	Couples Halloween Costume Crisis... So...the old lady has been pitching a bunch of shitty ideas for Halloween. She's white as fuck, and I'm black. She doesn't seem to understand that we can't be the Flintstones. She eats a lot of sweets and candy and shit late at night, and complains that she's gaining weight. I've been holding back pitching the idea of being Kermit and Miss Piggy...because it'll offend the fuck out of her. I need your help brainstorming ideas on how to present that idea to her without having to deal with her thinking I'm attacking her insecurities. Even though I came up with the idea while absolutely passively aggressively insulting her late night candy consumption. Help me lie Bros .. __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin', Last edited by Chill Phil; 08-23-2018 at 06:30 AM.