gringo; the dangerous life of john mcafee

[boof]

so let me get this straight



this dude basically invents anti virus software, makes millions

controls 2/3rds of the market for a few decades

gets sued by a bunch of people and pretends he lost most of his money in a recession

flees to belize and builds a house on the beach in the most dangerous city in the country. donates millions of dollars in boats, tasers, guns, batons, etc to the local police department

hires a few dozen repeat offender felons to be his security guards, gives them an array of automatic weapons and literally takes over the fucking city, letting his dogs run loose terrorizing the neighbors and basically demanding that people clear the streets any time him and his 3-truck entourage drive through

regular white guy neighbor poisons his asshole dogs so he has one of his guards blow the neighbors head off

all the while this dude is paying 5 or 6 belizean teenaged girls to be his girlfriend which according to them consisted of, and i can't stress this enough;

him cutting a hole in a hammock, laying underneath, and having these girls SHIT IN HIS MOUTH every day. thats it. no banging. he just wants to EAT ALL OF THEIR SHIT ALL DAY.

meanwhile the cops try to indict him for the MURDER and he flees to guatemala. when belize attemps to extradite him back to the country he fakes a fucking heart attack, goes to the hospital long enough for an appeal to be filed which means it will take belize 15 years to get him back to the country.

so he flies back to america

runs for fucking president and just misses out on being the libertarian parties gary johnson

and has now once again legitimized himself as a highly regarded tech security godtier consultant

fucking RICH WHITE PPL are all god damn blood drinking shit eating psychopaths with no boundaries in this god awful world man i am so sure of it

[Finnydot]

Wtf? Lol

[uh-oh]

i think he was on rogan once

i think thats how i know of the dog poisoning story, the shit eating stuff sounds familiar but i don't remember it in relation to this guy

but yea i mean outside of the shit eating i have no real problem with his actions. its pretty much my dream. get rich. live in belize, pay off the cops and local goons so i don't get shook down by the riff raff like shyne, pretty sure he's from belize right? but yea, and just live out my days fucking a fresh batch of 18 year olds burning my white devil skin in the sun rays of a white sand beach in a country where i can't communicate with the native tongue

[uh-oh]

bout to listen to this again tomorrow. got a quick 3 hour day tomorrow this should keep it moving

[GUDELJ]

Originally Posted by Lenox

hes my king

[Twodrop]

lmao... the interviews w/ the chicks about them eating shit is priceless... Why through a hammock though?

[Aero]

A - thread. I invested in a company he started overseeing I made bank.

[El Muffin]

this nigga ate doodoo straight through a hammock? thats artistic.

lmaoooo bro wtf going on here..idk if i can watch all that knowing he eats shit straight from the ass direct to mouth bro

[The Dead Poet]

I heard about the doc on a podcast. Think it was segura's and his wifes one. Obviously sounded nasty as fuck so I didn't bother checking it.

[Geno]

Originally Posted by El Muffin

this nigga ate doodoo straight through a hammock? thats artistic.

lmaoooo bro wtf going on here..idk if i can watch all that knowing he eats shit straight from the ass direct to mouth bro

Right. Cause filtered shit is better


Anyway. Dudes a boss.

[El Muffin]

its the fact that he has a custom way of eating shit thats the killer

a hole through a hammock? on some hostel shit bro LMAOOO

but yeah enoughof that

yall have funwith this

[Geno]

Lmao. Im just giving you shit
No pun bro. Lmao

[Saint]

I read about this. intresting

[Elemental P]

Originally Posted by boof

so let me get this straight



this dude basically invents anti virus software, makes millions

controls 2/3rds of the market for a few decades

gets sued by a bunch of people and pretends he lost most of his money in a recession

flees to belize and builds a house on the beach in the most dangerous city in the country. donates millions of dollars in boats, tasers, guns, batons, etc to the local police department

hires a few dozen repeat offender felons to be his security guards, gives them an array of automatic weapons and literally takes over the fucking city, letting his dogs run loose terrorizing the neighbors and basically demanding that people clear the streets any time him and his 3-truck entourage drive through

regular white guy neighbor poisons his asshole dogs so he has one of his guards blow the neighbors head off

all the while this dude is paying 5 or 6 belizean teenaged girls to be his girlfriend which according to them consisted of, and i can't stress this enough;

him cutting a hole in a hammock, laying underneath, and having these girls SHIT IN HIS MOUTH every day. thats it. no banging. he just wants to EAT ALL OF THEIR SHIT ALL DAY.

meanwhile the cops try to indict him for the MURDER and he flees to guatemala. when belize attemps to extradite him back to the country he fakes a fucking heart attack, goes to the hospital long enough for an appeal to be filed which means it will take belize 15 years to get him back to the country.

so he flies back to america

runs for fucking president and just misses out on being the libertarian parties gary johnson

and has now once again legitimized himself as a highly regarded tech security godtier consultant

fucking RICH WHITE PPL are all god damn blood drinking shit eating psychopaths with no boundaries in this god awful world man i am so sure of it

G shit

[Mr. J]

I know a couple people here that are all for that lifestyle