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WBL Mag - 4th of March 2007
 Intro Blehhhh. Things ain’t looking great in the league. A lot of no-shows last week and quite a lotta talent signed out. The marquee names are dwindling and the only legend left is Richard Corey. That’s not a bad thing in a way though. It’s a good thing for the peeps who are unknown. This is the time that you can get out of the shadow of all the legends, and start droppin the hardest shit you’ve ever dropped. Get yourself noticed. Get yourself to a point where I say “Yo, join the WBL it has so and so” in. I want the battlers in this league to rise up and really make a name for themselves. And with not many known names left, this is the perfect time to do it. The people who have the potential to do that know who they are. I’ve named them in the mag time after time, and said that they’d be future champs etc. Start writing your verse as soon as the threads go up. Craft it to perfection until the day you have to drop. Drop the best that you can. Don’t be content with averageness. Corey retained his title this week against Sound in a cool battle. Spitacular beat Intricate in the contendership after Frac no-showed. Making the champ match for this week Corey vs $pitacular. B-Boys Legend vs RapBattles legend. It should be a nice battle and I’m looking forward to it. A styles clash no doubt, but it should be tight. New Rule This is something I just realised could be a problem, so I'm gonna add it. The battlers in the champ match can't vote on the contendership match, and the battlers in the contendership match can't vote on the champ match. This sorts out a problem, as if it's a close battle then the champ could decide who he gets next week 'n vice versa. The MySpace Member Diss Cypher This started off and we had a “Nigger Lover Jacob” to diss. He deserved to get clowned just for naming himself that. There wasn’t all that much activity but that’s to be expected for the first week of a new feature. Two verses stood out to me, but only one can be the winner. Firstly we’ll peep the top punches for it though. You ugly.. big ass diamond.. it must fuck up your hearing But don't it mean that your gay with only a right earring 7. Ill Skillz This kids a bitch, with his man hood in question I mean yo...how u expect to get hoes with a botox infection 6. Wordz AhGod I'm gunna shorten that rascist name, then give you some knowledge N You should be pumping some iron, not pumping ya lips full of collagen 5. Ender Lifted his shirt to show abs, I laughed.....with a model stash Thought we were looking at six pack but the bottles smashed 4. Confirm Password You broke nigga.. no money.. damn.. you really are poor N' the sticker's still on the hat cuz you still in the store 3. Ill Skillz an that collar.. plz duke fix that..u look so so ass thats a blue collar crime.. not bein committed by a lower social class 2. Prosector He's the bitch kid that'll never get ripped, so i'm diggin a big ditch But his girl does have junk in her trunk, it's all of your hair products and lipstick 1. Confirm Password And the winner is.. Confirm Password. Props, you can either save the win for a later date, or add the win to your record now. Get at me ‘n tell me what you wanna do. Peep his verse:  Lifted his shirt to show abs, I laughed.....with a model stash Thought we were looking at six pack but the bottles smashed So he's a gangsta crook but will get stamped as shook He tried to blow a kiss but a tornado came and ruined his man hood Homie added the fake bling to the picture but dont rush Only time this ace seen a diamond, it got him the winning flush He's the type to say 'I dont want no trouble' you'll catcha bubble Lifted up his shirt to show he's been working out as Resin's stunt double Metro-sexual punk, tryin to show off for the ladies but listen cuz your lips have 'more Glaus on it' then the Toronto Blue Jays fan club He's the bitch kid that'll never get ripped, so i'm diggin a big ditch But his girl does have junk in her trunk, it's all of your hair products and lipstick You will get dropped quick and catch a elbow like a Randy Slam he's dandy fam but spend more time in the mirror then Candyman I'll air him out for some dap or something to make everyone clap You know its funny when he sat on santa lap and asked for a chaps enuff off this bugaboo thug, i mean its digusting america chapter last time he started trouble his whole family played monopoly after rest in peace ...fruitcakeeeee Mag Battler of the Month Winner For February This was an award that went right down to it, ouch was at the top for 3 weeks then after no-showing Corey took over to win. Props to Corey, you now have an automatic contendership shot to use whenever you please. 1. Richard Corey with 56 Points. 2. ouch with 43 Points. 3. Troublesome with 41 Points. 4. N.Tavarez with 30 Points. 5. Resin M-I-C with 24 Points. 5. Sound with 24 Points. 7. soze with 21 Points. 8. dog tags with 15 Points. 9. Te Ora with 14 Points. 10. Paper with 10 Points. 11. F5TH Dawg with 9 Points. 12. Untold with 7 Points. 13. Urban Legend with 4 Points. 14. Untold with 1 Point. The Sugarcoat Rant!  ^ What is that? A coat, a ladies coat to be exact. And what is that on the front of it? Lumps of sugar. So what does that make it? A sugarcoat, a ladies sugarcoat if you want to be precise. Why is that there? Well, some people seem to get annoyed at my opinion. Yet funnily enough, it’s only the people who I’m saying bad things about. Look through the comments in the mag, every single person I said good things about, said “dope mag” or something similar. In a way, it’s human nature. Be praised = praise back, be dissed = diss back. But it’s a text league people, chill out. Back to the sugarcoat. Now, I say things how I see them, not how other people see them or how a battler thinks I should see them. Therefore when I don’t feel someone’s verse, I don’t say “oh good effort, I thought your verse was decent enough but some of it just didn’t hit all that hard to me”, I’ll say “I didn’t like your verse this week, nothing in it was really nice and nothing stood out to me”. That annoys people, I can sympathise with that because it happened to me. I was in the BBL for a while; David Lama was the mod there. I was in under my own name for a little while and under a couple of aliases. About twenty weeks total. Out of those twenty weeks I only got one top punch. I often thought that I dropped some cool stuff that was worthy, but I never got a top punch except for that one week. In the roast I really thought I dropped some cool stuff, some punches that made me laugh out loud when I thought of them. I never got a top punch quoted. But instead of crying about it and moaning at Lama, I hit him up on AIM and I’d regularly ask him what he thought of my verse. He’d tell me straight, it’d annoy me but I’d suck it up, and through that I improved. If he’d have said “oh yeah that was decent, yeah pretty good line there”, I’d have been content that I was dropping good stuff and I’d never have tried to get better. Take Intricate for example. The dude bitched and cried and nagged me to let him in the WBL. I really didn’t feel he was all that worthy but I let him in. I said I wasn’t feelin him in the mag ever since he’s been in the league, and where is he now? Oh yeah, the contendership match. Instead of crying like he used to do, he went out to prove that he was better than I thought, and he’s improved a whole lot since he entered the league. Kapernikus is another. He’s only been battling four weeks. He’s really a live battler. He dropped his first verse and because he’d never battled before he thought it was nice. For a first verse it was decent, but I trashed it in the mag. He liked that verse, and he’d put quite a bit of time into it. But instead of bitching at me, he asked for my opinion, I told him, he was motivated and he wrote a better verse. That’s been happening ever since he’s been in the league. If he carries on that way then he’ll be a dope battler. I’m not annoyed about this, as like I said, it’s human nature. But notice how I didn’t reply in the mag thread last week, I gave my opinion in the mag and I have no need to validate myself after that. I will criticise you in the hope that it motivates you to get better. If you seriously can’t take my criticism then sign out of the league. I won’t be able to say anything about you if you sign out. If you can’t take the fact that I don’t feel your lines enough to put you in the top punches, sign out. I don’t want a league full of whiners. This isn’t a plea so you stop trashing me, it doesn’t bother me. It’s just so that you can see my side of things. Axel Foley – The ANGRIEST Man Alive?  Quote:
Picture Number 1  Wahoo! I’m happy! I’m ecstatic! I won my battle! I’m so great! O right! YAY! Picture Number 2  Oh man, things are looking perfect! The mags up! Yes! I can get the props that I’ve so badly wanted! YESSSS! Picture Number 3  What the fuck? Dog tags should have won? What’s this foo talking about? I’ll read on, he MUST have made a mistake. Picture Number 4  HOOOOOLY FUCK!!! I DIDN’T GET ANY TOP PUNCHES AND THIS GUY KEEPS SAYING THAT MY OPPONENT WON! HE DIDN’T GET A SINGLE VOTE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! Moderators Note: THIS is the position that the rant happened. Sadly, we failed to get pictorial evidence of the incident, as the situation was too volatile to get near. We did however, manage to get a picture after the rant. Picture Number 5  Moderators Note: As you can see, Axel has turned retarded. That’s what happens. Axel, the WBL mod team would like to offer you this helpful book, in the hope that you resolve your issues, good luck my friend:  Seriously Axel, chill out dude. Battle Reviews WBL Championship Match: 1. Richard Corey (6-0) vs 2. Sound (7-2) Good battle. Best of the week no doubt. Sound dropped first and he dropped a nice verse. Most of his stuff hit pretty nicely apart from a few bars. The ooze bar was dope, I really liked the Trouble bar, the bar tender bar was fresh ‘n nice and the corey dillon bar was cool as well. Nice verse overall, he ended slow though with 2 terrible bars that may have cost him the battle. Corey dropped and his verse was also nice. I thought it was more consistent than Sounds but the haymakers weren’t as good. Sound proof bar was nice, sound advice was cool, prep was tight and I was feelin the wings bar. Good verse overall, like I said, the haymakers weren’t as good as Sound’s but it was more consistent. Holy fuck at him using a cum line though, what the fuck at that!? Close battle and Corey took it 4-2. WBL Contendership Match: 3. Fracture (6-0) vs 4. $pitacular (4-1) vs 5. Intricate (5-1) Fracture no-show. Spit dropped decent. He had an adhesive bar that I thought was nice, it was simple but it hit really hard. Nice bar. I also liked the cross the T bar, that hit well also. The rest of his verse was decent, but not stand outish. Intricate didn’t drop great. He’s had a lot of shit goin down so you cant blame him. The Spf bar was really dope though, creative bar, I was feelin it. Spit took this pretty easily though and got the win. 6. Untold (5-2) vs 7. N.Tavarez (3-0) vs 8. ouch (5-1) N. Tavarez won via no-show. 9. Troublesome (7-2) vs 10. Mercules (7-3) Pretty good battle. Merc dropped better than he has been in previous weeks. I was feeling the ran’some bar, that was pretty nice. The rest of his verse was decent, but nothing else stood out to me. Troublesome also dropped a decent verse. He had a mer/jesus bar that I thought was tight, never seen it used on Mercules either surprisingly. Close battle, and Troublesome started off getting the votes, then it switched to Merc and Merc took it. 11. Te Ora (3-0) vs 12. Paper (3-0) Te Ora won via no-show. 13. Urban Legend (6-2) vs 14. Kapernikus (3-2) Urban got this. Kapernikus came ok, he’s getting better by the week but he didn’t have enough to beat Urban. Kap dropped a decent unemployment lines bar though, it was just missin something to get it in the top punches however. Not a bad verse, kinda bland at points. Urban dropped better. He used quite a lotta played stuff though. Affair, boycott, wood/splinters. He dropped a naked truth bar that I thought was hilarious, made me laugh out loud. Ok verse overall. Urban took it. 15. soze (2-0) vs 16. Good Stuff (2-0) Pretty good battle. Soze took it quite easily though. Good Stuff dropped decent, he has a nice style but some of his concepts are off. If he’d of stayed in the league I coulda seen him doing well. I liked the download bar, that was cool. Soze just dropped better though. He started off really slow but then picked it up with 3 hot punches in a row. Good job bar, tony hawks bar and the air guitar bar. Nice stuff. If he improves on consistency he could be something special. Soze won. 17. Area51 (2-1) vs 18. Prosecutor (4-1) Prosecutor won via no-show. 19. wizerd (1-0) vs 20. Alamo (3-2) Mr Replacement himself replaced J-Nyce for this. I’m talking about wizerd. Not a bad battle. Wizerd dropped alright. He had an album punch that was nearly a top punch, it was just missin something though to get it there. Good bar though. Alamo came a little worse. His verse was the typical average throughout, no real weak stuff, no real stand out stuff type. Wizerd took this pretty easily and got the win. 21. Sureloc Holmes (1-1) vs 22. TEF (1-0) Sureloc uses some seriously old concepts. The naval bar was used similarly by butler, stomach my punches bar has been done. Eh, he needs more fresh stuff. Capitol idea was ok, hit reasonably hard. TEF dropped pretty weird. He was fresher but he had some really weird concepts. Close battle, not vote wise though, and TEF got it. 23. Axel Foley (1-0) vs 24. DaTrusHurtz (2-1) RANT PROVOKING TIME! DaTrusHurtz verse was ok, some really simple stuff in there like the opener though. All his stuff was pretty average, nothing really weak, but nothing that really stood out either. I thought that same with Axel’s verse as well. It was a close ‘n ok battle, but it was decided by 1 vote due to Axel dropping so late. And that vote went to DaTrus, so he got the win. 25. Ex-Kal (6-4) vs 26. Mike V (6-4) Double no-show. 27. i <3 to scrypt (2-1) vs 28. Yung Impression (1-2) scrypt took this pretty easy. Yung still has elementary type punches, he’s got better but he’s still sorta stuck at the level he’s at right now. If he keeps writing then he’ll improve, cos it seems like he’s got style ‘n structure down now. Scrypt dropped a nascar bar that I liked, simple but hit really hard. And he had a britney bar that was dope, and it wasn’t to do with her hair either. Scrypt won. 29. Aeral (1-2) vs 30. Phil Benjamin (2-4) Double no-show. 31. LG (0-1) vs 32. Mr Marvellous (0-1) Mr Marvellous won via no-show. 33. CruelMansGrandma (0-1) vs 34. dog tags (0-1) Eh battle. Both have good styles, they just seem to be a bit weaker with the concepts. Cruel came ok, his whole verse was average to decent, nothing really stood out to me, but as a whole it was an ok verse. Dog tags didn’t drop great. He’s very inconsistent, and now that he’s signed out he’s gonna come back to battling and be wack as fuck again. Every time he starts getting close to good, he signs out and it screws up all the elevation before. CruelMansGrandma took this. 35. Imperial (0-0) vs 36. Popcorn (0-0) Imperial obviously isn’t the Imperial from RM, he’s some newb. Popcorn is ok, he’s got a pretty bland sort of style at the moment. “yeah your something…is as something!”, he has that typa style and it’s pretty boring as it was used throughout his whole verse. Mix it up a bit. It was clear Popcorn got this though, Imperial’s an 01 head or something. And Popcorn took it. 37. Out Writechas (0-0) vs 38. Confirm Password (0-0) This was a pretty close battle. Both came consistent with decent stuff, but I only counted one stand out bar from both also. Confirm had a not seein passwords bar that was tight, I was feelin that a lot, cool bar. And Out had an ideas come to me bar that was nice as well. Like I said, both came consistently decent, but only those 2 bars stood out to me. Decent battle, but Confirm just took it. 39. styk figer (0-0) vs 40. Ill Skillz (0-0) Pretty weak from both, seemed rushed or something. Styk dropped a jawbreaker bar that was good, but I wasn’t feelin anything apart from that. And then he did the newb thing of “ill losin/illusion”, wow, never do that. Ill Skillz used a BAL punch, they’re so played now. I think the jawbreaker bar must have won styk this, and he took it pretty easy. 41. RCG Tiburon (0-0) vs 42. harvey danger (0-0) RCG Tiburon won via no-show. 43. Mufasa (0-0) vs 44. wolverine (0-0) This battle was awful. Mufasa you really need to sort out your style. Drop the slashes. Drop the dumb explanations and sort out your structure. I wasn’t feelin a punch from either really. Mufasa took it 6-0 though. 45. Simon Bibby (0-0) vs 46. Hallelujah (0-0) Hallelujah won via no-show. 47. V. Vega (0-0) vs 48. illegit (0-0) V. Vega won via no-show. Top Punches you're wack as fuck, just admit it took you all week to write that my ideas just come to me, as yours have a tendency to fight back 22. Out Writechas vs Confirm Password soze's holding no weight. never gaining a hierarchy part kids such a download he getting hit with a piracy charge 21. Good Stuff vs soze your concepts are weak as hell, what you spits nothing punches remind me of nascar, everyones waiting for them to hit something 20. i <3 to scrypt vs Yung Impression now to finish my business. I'ma blazor spit fire major n' you deaded so I'ma dot this I, n' cross ya T with a razor til it's shredded 19. $pitacular vs Intricate vs Fracture Trouble was hated in the RBL for his lying faggit ways so they ran'Some off the board ..like they were tryin to get paid 18. Mercules vs Troublesome I'll spray with the heat if you two keep playin with me leave $pF in a bag like preparring for a day at the beach 17. Intricate vs $pitacular vs Fracture Im endin ya day wit somethin i was almost forgettin to say Bitches are Air Guitars to him, somethin hes only good at pretendin to play 16. soze vs Good Stuff Quote:
faggot, you're britney spears, showing you're pussy all over the net 15. i <3 to scrypt vs Yung Impression doods a truth dickryder, you can tell em but this lame is gay... so if we gave em the naked truth...it would probably make his day 14. Urban Legend vs Kapernikus dummy you get bombed to pieces.. I got the longest reach n' if I stuck to basic shit, you musta been coated with a strong adhesive 13. $pitacular vs Intricate vs Fractures You’re not even second best! Step to me and you’ll see stars, son… Shiiiiit, you’ll never be waiting in the wings…unless it’s the ER one… 12. Richard Corey vs Sound I clash verbs and rap boyyyyyy, you smack curbs when I cap herbs Call this battle Out Writechas vs ***** cuz your not seeing passwords 11. Confirm Password vs Out Writechas you made it flawlessly here and yeah, i was lovin that bro cuz Corey Dillon out punishment but my Line's got em' running back home 10. Sound vs Richard Corey Y’all see his pic: Sweater vest, ball cap…I bet the cool kids punk you dude… Ironic, you’re still a bigger Prep than the one docs’ll need after I’m done with you 9. Richard Corey vs Sound Nobody wants you around...just log off the site and leave us Even the three wisemen were tryna give Mer away to Jesus 8. Troublesome vs Mercules Dude sucks dick like a pro. So before I fuck my girl, I grab his text… And give her sound advice…when she needs help controlling her gag reflex 7. Richard Corey vs Sound my rhymes is hard i'm in charge appeasing and shit your entire Bartender but that's only because you're in need of some tips 6. Sound vs Richard Corey Fag aint doin anyyyything nice enuff to be called the victor A Good 'job to him results ina sore throat and him leavin 20 dollas richer 5. soze vs Good Stuff fuck ya dickriders, you lost last week i'm attackin ya huddle you takin me on & i need a real challenge. guess we both askin for Trouble 4. Sound vs Richard Corey See, I got tired of rapping and I CHOSE to write…you were never me The booth is only Sound Proof, cause it’s the ONE place this fag’ll never be 3. Richard Corey vs Sound i stay with an uz blazin the tool, you cool but we aim different you stay with an ooze too. but it involves ninja turtles for game systems 2. Sound vs Richard Corey It's a game thing .. tony hawk developers think this kids amazing N' regularly call em for tips .. on findin thousands of ways to flip the same thing 1. soze vs Good Stuff Best Verse of the Week Richard Corey I forgot about this battle…meh you technically lost to Whatsisface last week, you’re a weakling at best Sorry, it’s hard to remember dudes who lose to dudes who’re aren’t hard to forget Saw what you did last week with the “no show”, this hoe is a bitch… Kid made such a faggot move…Tim Hardaway called him for crossover tips you took a week on THAT?! I’ll wrap him in a Hefty bag for acting absurd cos, I only struggle with trash…when I have to drag his dead ass to the curb You’re not even second best! Step to me and you’ll see stars, son… Shiiiiit, you’ll never be waiting in the wings…unless it’s the ER one… Dude sucks dick like a pro. So before I fuck my girl, I grab his text… And give her sound advice…when she needs help controlling her gag reflex Sound likes men to crap on his stomach…he’ll rock the shit like its gold Wearin’ the type of nuggets on his chest, A.I. wouldn’t assist from the hole Plus he’s sooooo broke, his bitch is too embarrassed to claim the man… Sound fucks his girl and has to give her money shots in small payment plans That’s why I sleep over ya house, my python straight taxin’ your wenches… Ya neighbors hear “Black Snake!…*moan*” so often, Sam Jackson gets a percentage So stay getting’ my sloppy seconds, I nutted in ya bed, what you gon' say? You’ll only get laid on the spot…cos’ your bitch wants to save my cum stains.. Plus the fucker is too fat…kid has multiple chins, shit’s awfully evil Spielburg’s suing the kid’s face for rocking the first Jaws and all of its sequels tryna lose weight?....better hit up Atkins or call ya ass doomed Bitch, probably needs a Carbo Rater that could run a city bus on gas fumes Dude resembles his mom, she’s a stripper that doesn’t require a lot of ya dough anyone can make it rain...just slap the sweaty slut when she hops on the pole Y’all see his pic: Sweater vest, ball cap…I bet the cool kids punk you dude… Ironic, you’re still a bigger Prep than the one docs’ll need after I’m done with you See, I got tired of rapping and I CHOSE to write…you were never me The booth is only Sound Proof, cause it’s the ONE place this fag’ll never be So nah, I didn’t pre-write for you. I say you suck whenever cats ask … I guess it’s true. One man’s garbage…is another man’s reason to half-ass.. Battle of the Week Richard Corey vs Sound Sound Quote:
is it ME or do YOU have that SAME excuse EVERY week dawg stop with the gimmicks Rich. between us two whose worse it's quite obvious.. cuz you champed last week & i STILL got interviewed first in life and relationships ya obselete. you always get whored on duke girls behind your back sayin Poor Rich and that you'sa oxymoron too i'm known to wreck with damage hits.. the fuck kind'a man is this? the type to get enrolled in the navy to get his chin used as a landing strip fuck ya dickriders, you lost last week i'm attackin ya huddle you takin me on & i need a real challenge. guess we both askin for Trouble i stay with an uz blazin the tool, you cool but we aim different you stay with an ooze too. but it involves ninja turtles for game systems seriously. everyone knows that ya never blastin off dude cuz in reality we know that ya pump fake like that basketball move so you get props but gimmie a reason i should respect a guy with ONE accomplishment - bein the whitest-black guy on the net you may call me a generic writer, but if and when i'm asked if Corey's nice i'd say sure but usually those types of dudes will finish last i'ma spark em, leave em' headless cuz cats a fool to me cops'll find his body in an icebox where omarion's heart used to be you made it flawlessly here and yeah, i was lovin that bro cuz Corey Dillon out punishment but my Line's got em' running back home my rhymes is hard i'm in charge appeasing and shit your entire Bartender but that's only because you're in need of some tips on a decent streak but son i'ma end it this week Quote:
man up and take a couple steps back cuz i'm the frestest kid Quote:
Richard Corey I forgot about this battle…meh you technically lost to Whatsisface last week, you’re a weakling at best Sorry, it’s hard to remember dudes who lose to dudes who’re aren’t hard to forget Saw what you did last week with the “no show”, this hoe is a bitch… Kid made such a faggot move…Tim Hardaway called him for crossover tips you took a week on THAT?! I’ll wrap him in a Hefty bag for acting absurd cos, I only struggle with trash…when I have to drag his dead ass to the curb You’re not even second best! Step to me and you’ll see stars, son… Shiiiiit, you’ll never be waiting in the wings…unless it’s the ER one… Dude sucks dick like a pro. So before I fuck my girl, I grab his text… And give her sound advice…when she needs help controlling her gag reflex Sound likes men to crap on his stomach…he’ll rock the shit like its gold Wearin’ the type of nuggets on his chest, A.I. wouldn’t assist from the hole Plus he’s sooooo broke, his bitch is too embarrassed to claim the man… Sound fucks his girl and has to give her money shots in small payment plans That’s why I sleep over ya house, my python straight taxin’ your wenches… Ya neighbors hear “Black Snake!…*moan*” so often, Sam Jackson gets a percentage So stay getting’ my sloppy seconds, I nutted in ya bed, what you gon' say? You’ll only get laid on the spot…cos’ your bitch wants to save my cum stains.. Plus the fucker is too fat…kid has multiple chins, shit’s awfully evil Spielburg’s suing the kid’s face for rocking the first Jaws and all of its sequels tryna lose weight?....better hit up Atkins or call ya ass doomed Bitch, probably needs a Carbo Rater that could run a city bus on gas fumes Dude resembles his mom, she’s a stripper that doesn’t require a lot of ya dough anyone can make it rain...just slap the sweaty slut when she hops on the pole Y’all see his pic: Sweater vest, ball cap…I bet the cool kids punk you dude… Ironic, you’re still a bigger Prep than the one docs’ll need after I’m done with you See, I got tired of rapping and I CHOSE to write…you were never me The booth is only Sound Proof, cause it’s the ONE place this fag’ll never be So nah, I didn’t pre-write for you. I say you suck whenever cats ask … I guess it’s true. One man’s garbage…is another man’s reason to half-ass.. The Boot List Two booted this week. I foresee a lot of heads getting booted in the coming weeks though. Hallelujah Imperial Check in to your BAL battle. Predictions WBL Championship Match: 1. Richard Corey (7-0) vs 2. $pitacular (5-1) Corey narrowly won last week against Sound, that battle coulda gone either way. Spit beat Intricate easily, like expected. I thought Corey dropped a better verse than dollarsignpitacular though, and I think that Corey has site advantage as well as style advantage. Some of the stuff Spit drops could be seen as good on RB, but not here. Corey to win. WBL Contendership Match: 3. N.Tavarez (4-0) vs 4. Mercules (8-3) Hard battle to call. Both are good battlers who often seem to drop average, but can pull out the dopeness when they want. I think it’s gonna go down to style, and I’ve got a feeling that peeps feel Tavarez’s style more than Merc’s, so I’ve got Tavarez taking this. 5. Te Ora (4-0) vs 6. Urban Legend (7-2) Te Ora seemed to be off last week, he didn’t drop a great verse against Paper. Urban’s getting better, he’s varying his verses which is good. He dropped quite a few played bars last week though, which may cost him. I think Te Ora will barely take this. 7. soze (3-0) vs 8. Prosecutor (5-1) soze is tight, I think he’s gonna champ the league one day. Prosecutor is ok, nothing he drops really stands out to me though, he seems to be getting better by the weeks but he doesn’t deserve to be ranked 8th, and he’ll lose to soze. Soze to win. 9. Sound (7-3) vs 10. Intricate (5-2) Intricate got smashed last week and Sound narrowly lost. Intricate’s getting better but I still don’t think he belongs this high. Sound will win. 11. TEF (2-0) vs 12. DaTrusHurtz (3-1) TEF’s pretty lucky to get this high. He’s got way better since I first saw him battle, but he still ain’t anything all that special. DaTrus is better and he should win. 13. G (2-1) vs 14. CruelMansGrandma (1-1) G is nice. I expect him to be in the champ match in a few weeks. Cruel is ok, but he ain’t up to G’s level. G to win. 15. Mr Marvellous (1-1) vs 16. Confirm Password (1-0) Confirm’s pretty good, I’m guessing that he’s an alias based on his name and his verse last week. Whoever he is though I see him winning here. Mr Marvellous is ok, but not great. Confirm to win. 17. Popcorn (1-0) vs 18. RCG Tiburon (1-0) Popcorn is ok. He’s got a pretty bland style at the moment though, he’s gotta switch up the types of punches he uses and start varying his verses more. RCG is still pretty much a newb. Popcorn to win. 19. Mr. Q (1-1) vs 20. styk figer (1-0) styk is aight. He dropped an ok verse last week but had some newb shit with explaining and everything. I didn’t understand why he did that. Q is ok. This could be a toss up but I think Q won’t really try leaving styk to win. 21. Mufasa (1-0) vs 22. Kapernikus (3-3) Mufasa’s pretty awful. He’s on the whole forward slashes and explanation shit. He’s gotta step it up. Kapernikus is getting better every week and he’ll take this. Yes Kapernikus, you heard correctly, you will win this battle, haha. 23. Sureloc Holmes (1-2) vs 24. Axel Foley (1-1) Sureloc’s drops so much played stuff it’s crazy. He really needs to start dropping fresh and then he might start getting good. Axel is ok, it seems to take him a few weeks from when he signs in to start picking it up though. So by that estimation, he should start dropping nice the week after this battle. I think he’s got enough to win this though. 25. V. Vega (1-0) vs 26. Out Writechas (0-1) This’ll be a murder. Out barely lost to Confirm last week and he had a pretty cool verse, where as Vega’s practically still a newb. Out to win. 27. Ill Skillz (0-1) vs 28. wolverine (0-1) I’ve got Ill Skillz taking this. I wasn’t impressed with wolverine last week and he’s gonna have to step it up. Ill didn’t drop a great verse last week, but it was ok. His myspace cypher verse was nice though. Ill to win. 29. Aura (0-0) vs 30. Wordz AhGod (0-0) Wordz AhGod will win via no-show. 31. Justify (0-0) vs 32. Tebo (0-0) Justify will win via no-show. 33. The Gunslinger vs 34. nastizzle (0-0) vs 35. Apocolypse (0-0) Triple no-show. Top 20 Breakdown 1. Richard Corey (7-0) Been dropping some cool stuff lately, and he’s the champ. No doubting it. Should He Be Here? Yes 2. $pitacular (5-1) Pretty much ran through whatever opposition he had to face. I don’t think he’ll beat Corey but he’s good enough to be a contender. Should He Be Here? Yes 3. N.Tavarez (4-0) Pretty gay that both his opponents no-showed last week which screwed things up. He’s been droppin cool though. Should He Be Here? Yes 4. Mercules (8-3) I said Merc wasn’t droppin great last week, but he picked it up against Troublesome and earnt his spot. Should He Be Here? Yes 5. Te Ora (4-0) His style is hard hittin but his concepts sometimes lack. He’s got a lotta potential and he’s won all his battles easily, so ima say yeah. Should He Be Here? Yes 6. Urban Legend (7-2) He’s another with a lot of potential. Like I said a few times before, he still uses a few played bars, but he’s varying up his verses more. I think he’s barely worthy to be here. Should He Be Here? Yes 7. soze (3-0) Dude’s tight. I’m feelin him a lot. Future champ I think. Should He Be Here? Yes 8. Prosecutor (5-1) Got here kinda flukily, and still hasn’t dropped anything I’ve really liked. Had a no-show verse last week as well so I can’t say anything about that. Should He Be Here? No 9. Sound (7-3) Almost beat Corey in a very close battle. Stepped it up against him and showed how good he is. Should He Be Here? Yes 10. Intricate (5-2) Dropped a tight spf bar that almost made me say yes, but I think he’s too inconsistent to be this high. I think he’s gonna be nice very soon though. Should He Be Here? No 11. TEF (2-0) Improved a lot since I first peeped him, but he’s not good enough to be here. Should He Be Here? No 12. DaTrusHurtz (3-1) Cool battler. He drops best for the big battles though and that may screw with him till he gets high. But he’s good enough for this rank no doubt. Should He Be Here? Yes 13. G (2-1) G’s tight. He’s a nice battler and even though he jumped straight into 13th, there’s no doubt he’s good enough. Should He Be Here? Yes 14. CruelMansGrandma (1-1) Dropped an ok verse last week, but he’s only in the top 20 cos of the mass of no-shows. Should He Be Here? No 15. Mr Marvellous (1-1) He’s another who’s here by luck really. Not good enough yet to be this high. Should He Be Here? No 16. Confirm Password (1-0) He’s pretty tight from what I’ve seen last week. Coulda been a fluke first week verse though, so I’ll have to watch him. But for now I’m gonna say yes. Should He Be Here? Yes 17. Popcorn (1-0) Wasn’t really feelin his verse last week, needs to vary his types of punches more. Should He Be Here? No 18. RCG Tiburon (1-0) Really really lucky to get into the top 20. The no-shows got him here. Not good enough yet. Should He Be Here? No 19. Mr. Q (1-1) Ok battler, but super inconsistent. For now ima say now until I see what he drops. Should He Be Here? No 20. styk figer (1-0) Eh verse last week, and it had that explanation in it which was pretty dumb. He’ll have to step it up to be worthy. Should He Be Here? No Potentially Dope Confirm Password – Must be an alias with that weird name and the cool verse he dropped last week, but nothing comes up with an IP check. He’s nice based on his verse last week, so let’s see if he can keep it up. Top 10 Power Rankings 10. Urban Legend – He’s been stepping it up every week and if he carries on doing that he could make contendership. He’s got a hard battle against Te Ora but if he drops his hardest he may have a chance. 9. DaTrusHurtz – Had a strange battle with Axel last week as it was open for voting very late, and only received one vote. He’s a good battler and I think he’s gonna beat TEF this week to move up the ranks. 8. G – The dude’s nice. He should make the champ match in his first run I think. 7. Sound – Almost beat Corey with a tight verse last week. It was all down to voter preference and he narrowly lost out. I expect him to be back up there soon though. 6. Te Ora – I wasn’t feelin his verse massively last week but it seemed rushed. He’s got that nice style though so I see him making the contendership next week. 5. soze – Dude’s dope. He needs to improve on consistency a lil bit ‘n then he’ll be a future champ. I see him beating Prosecutor pretty easily to get to the contendership match. 4. Mercules – After not being power ranked last week Merc stepped it up and beat Troublesome in a battle that quite a lot expected him to lose. He’s nice, and will have to drop his tightest verse in a while to beat Tavarez. 3. N.Tavarez – 2 people no-showed against him last week which was pretty unfortunate. His verse was decent though. He’s a good battler, ‘n he’ll have to be consistent to beat Merc. 2. $pitacular – Ran through his opponents to reach the champ match and he’s dropped some cool verses in the process. He’ll have to drop his hottest shit ever to beat Corey this week. 1. Richard Corey – He’s been dropping some nice verses and I see him holding the title for quite a while longer. King Richard’s reign may be the longest if someone doesn’t step it up and take it to him. Outro The leagues looking kinda eh at the moment. It’s undoubtedly still the best on the net though. However, I have NOTHING BUT FAITH! That it’s gonna pick up again soon. Like I said earlier though, this is the perfect time for someone who’s dope but not really known to make a name for themselves. We haven’t really had any legends made for a couple of years now, and this is the opportunity some of you have been waiting for, to become one of those legends. I’m out, peace.  |
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