12-27-2017, 06:12 AM | #1 |
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Infiltration vs Alvin Karpis - KARP WINS
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12-28-2017, 09:21 AM | #2 |
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in. how many lines?
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12-28-2017, 09:25 PM | #3 |
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I got 14.
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12-28-2017, 10:08 PM | #4 |
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sounds good
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12-29-2017, 11:22 PM | #5 | |
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a lost cause.. can't keep a cool head b/c it's a laaarge block, No pedal effects - I'll STOMP this f'kin crybaby til we hear wah wahs Ya lies 'bout shootin & dealing maaan we can tell it's deceiving When it come to a head all that kar bunk'll leave his shit swelling & leakin Men fizz in yo mouth like soda - u'll drink every ounce, iota Faggot.. u'd sturgis w/ya tongue & swallow biker gangs in south dakota Inf'll take control. any weapons on u best lay em slow.. Trustt if this don't go down easy I'm lightin up ya mug like flaming moes Orc sayin doh! 'why promote.. this rusty fuck alvin softened' Now yah'll see alkalide w/my fist & fracture just to compound the problem Films flop.. but da way you pick clothing fits're never tight Fuck Matt Damon. ur jersey collection needs to b downsized for a better life Wow@that ugly redskin u mount killa, i'da left it downriver Realll ironic bitch is dirt tier & descended from a race of mound builders Last edited by Saint; 01-04-2018 at 08:16 PM. |
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01-04-2018, 09:02 PM | #6 |
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yo
With a name like that you’re a computer nerd, bet you love to install desktops If I wanted to watch a clown from IT battle kids, I’d rent it from red box I’m the last of a dying breed, and you have the sadest past When it comes to Inbreed....his family is known for doing exactly that I don’t ride with ya nerdy style and ya weirdo jargon If you ever see Kar back In, it’ll end worse than Aero parkin I always go the extra mile and you need to stop actin brolic When you Goyards....it’s for that bag in pink with the matchin wallet I knew you were the same as trannys, don’t ever say you’re manly You love tellin us how you got the best D cuz you’re gayer then Jalen Ramsey Chicks love my dick, and they say it’s fun... I’m like hoe wtf you tryna petit four? and you’re at home bakin some Reach my status? pshh you’ll fade away as someone we shouldn’t remember Ya battle career like ages on a puzzle box, gonna take 5-8yrs to put it together Last edited by Alvin Karpis; 01-04-2018 at 09:06 PM. |
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01-06-2018, 05:39 AM | #8 |
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a lost cause.. can't keep a cool head b/c it's a laaarge block,
No pedal effects - I'll STOMP this f'kin crybaby til we hear wah wahs nah fam didn’t like this Ya lies 'bout shootin & dealing maaan we can tell it's deceiving When it come to a head all that kar bunk'll leave his shit swelling & leakin barely tbh Men fizz in yo mouth like soda - u'll drink every ounce, iota Faggot.. u'd sturgis w/ya tongue & swallow biker gangs in South Dakota alright Inf'll take control. any weapons on u best lay em slow.. Trustt if this don't go down easy I'm lightin up ya mug like flaming moes ok Orc sayin doh! 'why promote.. this rusty fuck alvin softened' Now yah'll see alkalide w/my fist & fracture just to compound the problem pretty good here Films flop.. but da way you pick clothing fits're never tight Fuck Matt Damon. ur jersey collection needs to b downsized for a better life decent Wow@that ugly redskin u mount killa, i'da left it downriver Realll ironic bitch is dirt tier & descended from a race of mound builders ehh wasn’t feelin it Vs With a name like that you’re a computer nerd, bet you love to install desktops If I wanted to watch a clown from IT battle kids, I’d rent it from red box alright I’m the last of a dying breed, and you have the sadest past When it comes to Inbreed....his family is known for doing exactly that decent I don’t ride with ya nerdy style and ya weirdo jargon If you ever see Kar back In, it’ll end worse than Aero Parkin lol decent I always go the extra mile and you need to stop actin brolic When you Goyards....it’s for that bag in pink with the matchin wallet alright I knew you were the same as trannys, don’t ever say you’re manly You love tellin us how you got the best D cuz you’re gayer then Jalen Ramsey didnt like it Chicks love my dick, and they say it’s fun... I’m like hoe wtf you tryna petit four? and you’re at home bakin some NO Reach my status? pshh you’ll fade away as someone we shouldn’t remember Ya battle career like ages on a puzzle box, gonna take 5-8yrs to put it together decent at best This was hard to judge really. No haymakers found here tbh, inf had 4 and Alvin had 5. Alvin had a lot of decent lines as did inf. and nothing that really stood out in this battle where I can get a clear winner but I think Alvin edged it. Vote Alvin |
01-06-2018, 06:46 AM | #9 | |
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With a name like that you’re a computer nerd, bet you love to install desktops If I wanted to watch a clown from IT battle kids, I’d rent it from red box Almost missed it nice I’m the last of a dying breed, and you have the sadest past When it comes to Inbreed....his family is known for doing exactly that Okay I don’t ride with ya nerdy style and ya weirdo jargon If you ever see Kar back In, it’ll end worse than Aero parkin Feelin this I always go the extra mile and you need to stop actin brolic When you Goyards....it’s for that bag in pink with the matchin wallet Saucey I knew you were the same as trannys, don’t ever say you’re manly You love tellin us how you got the best D cuz you’re gayer then Jalen Ramsey Nah Chicks love my dick, and they say it’s fun... I’m like hoe wtf you tryna petit four? and you’re at home bakin some Obscure reference Reach my status? pshh you’ll fade away as someone we shouldn’t remember Ya battle career like ages on a puzzle box, gonna take 5-8yrs to put it together Tame closer Anything I have to google gets a hard pass. V - ak |
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01-06-2018, 11:23 AM | #10 |
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a lost cause.. can't keep a cool head b/c it's a laaarge block, No pedal effects - I'll STOMP this f'kin crybaby til we hear wah wahs this could've been good but never end a verse in wah wahs Ya lies 'bout shootin & dealing maaan we can tell it's deceiving When it come to a head all that kar bunk'll leave his shit swelling & leakin I'm just not feeling. Sue me. Men fizz in yo mouth like soda - u'll drink every ounce, iota Faggot.. u'd sturgis w/ya tongue & swallow biker gangs in south Dakota I don't like the wording but the wordplay was cool and like attempt at creativity Inf'll take control. any weapons on u best lay em slow.. Trustt if this don't go down easy I'm lightin up ya mug like flaming moes the "if this don't go down easy" part could be creative but it also doesn't make sense in the bar so it takes away.. liked the light up ya mug but this needed revision Orc sayin doh! 'why promote.. this rusty fuck alvin softened' Now yah'll see alkalide w/my fist & fracture just to compound the problem Orc saying doh was corny, I get that you're trying to clue us in to the previous bar. alkalide good nameplay Films flop.. but da way you pick clothing fits're never tight Fuck Matt Damon. ur jersey collection needs to b downsized for a better life humor is not your lane Wow@that ugly redskin u mount killa, i'da left it downriver Realll ironic bitch is dirt tier & descended from a race of mound builders ooooooooooooook Alvin: With a name like that you’re a computer nerd, bet you love to install desktops If I wanted to watch a clown from IT battle kids, I’d rent it from red box coolio, basing an entire bar on an assumption not always good though I’m the last of a dying breed, and you have the sadest past When it comes to Inbreed....his family is known for doing exactly that 2004 called and said you can keep this shit I don’t ride with ya nerdy style and ya weirdo jargon If you ever see Kar back In, it’ll end worse than Aero parkin see the first line is an idiom, the start to 2nd is an idiom and literal.. this is funny though but could've been better I always go the extra mile and you need to stop actin brolic When you Goyards....it’s for that bag in pink with the matchin wallet why do you know about Goyards? this bar wasn't good I knew you were the same as trannys, don’t ever say you’re manly You love tellin us how you got the best D cuz you’re gayer then Jalen Ramsey this was dry, and an older reference in terms of football relevance Chicks love my dick, and they say it’s fun... I’m like hoe wtf you tryna petit four? and you’re at home bakin some makes it seem like your dick is fun size and cute like a puppy.. and the possessive pronoun here isn't clear as to whom you're talking to Reach my status? pshh you’ll fade away as someone we shouldn’t remember Ya battle career like ages on a puzzle box, gonna take 5-8yrs to put it together lol this was cool This is a hard battle to judge because not only was it close but there were references I had to look up, poor use of grammar, and a bunch of bad humor. Usually I'd do a point breakdown if it's this close but this battle doesn't deserve it. I'm going with who annoyed me less so I'm giving this battle to Karpis.
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01-06-2018, 11:25 AM | #11 |
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Lmaooooo
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01-06-2018, 01:12 PM | #13 |
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Vote karpis.
Did like the flaming moe line from inf and swellinf leakin. Also think you were alot more creative. Karpis had some very generic or simple concepts in a couple bars but the rest i thought was executed and harder hitting stand out lines were opener aero parking and closer. Actually i really liked closer an amazed ita first time ive seen that seems like something that should be played. Fun battle props to both |
01-07-2018, 10:29 AM | #14 |
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Ya lies 'bout shootin & dealing maaan we can tell it's deceiving
When it come to a head all that kar bunk'll leave his shit swelling & leakin Men fizz in yo mouth like soda - u'll drink every ounce, iota Faggot.. u'd sturgis w/ya tongue & swallow biker gangs in South Dakota Films flop.. but da way you pick clothing fits're never tight Fuck Matt Damon. ur jersey collection needs to b downsized for a better life some slick shit, wording on some set ups were iffy and cost ya Vs With a name like that you’re a computer nerd, bet you love to install desktops If I wanted to watch a clown from IT battle kids, I’d rent it from red box I don’t ride with ya nerdy style and ya weirdo jargon If you ever see Kar back In, it’ll end worse than Aero Parkin I always go the extra mile and you need to stop actin brolic When you Goyards....it’s for that bag in pink with the matchin wallet Aero line was funny as fuck, some connections weren't great like the puzzle and d line, coulda done more with them overall a close battle that could go either way and that's why both have got votes. i think that Krp just has quotes that were a little stronger vote Karp |
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