ha my cousin Jimbo tho...llol

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lol...some of you may or may not remember I had posted about ole bull jim in a previous thread....for those of you that don't....small recap and also vital info for incoming post.....jim is retarded. like idk....my family says he slow....I mean he drives...works...talks....but he like 25 and got the mind of a 9 year old. hes also like 6ft 250lb. hes terrifying. ok


so...yesterday afternoon I took a day off from work to run some errands

im like yoooo.....BING BONG DOOR RINGS...its like noon....on a Tuesday.....WHO THE FUCK IS THIS? TRY TO PEEK OUT SIDE CURTAIN BUT THIS BABOON MUSTVE BEEN HOVERING ON THE DOOR HARD AS FUCK...SO I GO AROUND AND TRY TO CREEP BUT MY FRONT DOOR TOP HALF IS GLASS SO HE SEE ME INSTANTLY AND I SEEN THIS DIMLY LIT CHILDS EYES WIDEN AND HE STARTS POINTING AT ME LIKE.....PEEK A BOO ITS YOUR MILDLY RETARDED COUSIN AT YOUR DOOR STEP HOLDING A 6 PAC OF BUSCH TALL BOYS////LITERALLY IT WOULDVE BEEN BETTER NEWS IF AN UZI WAS AT THE DOOR AND WHEN I ANSWERED IT THE ENTIRE CLIP WENT OFF INTO MY FACE AND CHEST. SO IM LIKE YO JIM.....UH...I THOUGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS HOMIE...AN HE JUST DOIN THIS LAUGH...LIKE U KNO....LIKE HOW LIKE FAT PEOPLE AND DORKS OR OVERLY EXCITED PEOPLE DO...LITTLE DROOL ON SIDE LIP....HE INTERRUPTS ME IMMEDIATELY...WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?!??! NOTICING THAT THE 6 PACK HES HOLDING IS FULL....YET HE IS HOLDING A SEPERATE CAN...ONE CAN ONLY ASSUME A SEPERATE 6 PACK HAS ALREADY BEEN CONSUMED.......................................... .... SO I RESPOND SKEPTICALLY.....JIM HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GIVE YOU A DRIVERS LICENSE? ARENT YOU RETARDED>? HE JUST LOLS AGAIN...HE THEN TRAMPLES INTO MY LIVING CASTING ME ASIDE ....OH YEA COME ON IN YOU FUCKING FREAK OF NATURE SMH. SO WE ARE TALKING....I LET HIM PLAY WITH SOME FORKS THAT WERE LAYIN ON THE TABLE. THIS SEEMS TO BE HOLDING HIS INTEREST PRETTY WELL....TO MY RELIEF. MEANWHILE IM TRYING TO CONTACT HIS DAD....TO COME AND RANGLE THIS CREATURE BACK UP....I HAVE BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO....I CANT BE BABYSITTING THIS INSANELY DANGEROUS MORON TODAY. GET UNC ON THE PHONE......DIRECT QUOTE//// FUCK YOU. IM NOT RUNNING A CONCESSION STAND.///END QUOTE. HUH?!?! COME PICK UP THIS SAVAGE RETARD U BUMBLING IDIOT. PHONE HANGS UP. BEAUTIFUL. RETARD SENIOR WITH THE DROP KICK TO MY DICK. SO....THIS WHOLE TIME I WAS OUT ON THE PORCH AND THIS CREATURE INSIDE DOING GODKNOWS WHAT SO I GO BACK IN TO SEE WHAT THIS KID IS UP TO.........SURELY HES WEIGHING OUT ATLEAST A QP OF SUM REGGIE MILLER.....IF THAT. JIM WTF IS THIS?!?!? SHIT DONT EVEN LOOK LIKE WEED. SOME YO ON 13TH ST PROLLY RIPPED THIS POOR SPECIAL NEEDS CHILD OFF AND SOLD HIM PREGANO AND ASBESTOS/ SO IM LIKE....CLEAN THIS FUCKING MESS UP U PIECE OF SHIT. U NOT STAYING HERE LONG. THEN HE LIKE......YO I COPPED THIS PIECE THE OTHER DAY.....IM LIKE HUH? YOURE A PIECE BRO....THEN LIKE CLINT EAST WOOD MY DUDE WHIPS THIS FUCKING CANNON OUT OF HIS SHIT STAINED SWEATS...WAVING THE SHIT ARPUND....OK BROS....I DONT SAY THIS OFTEN....BUT I WAS LEGITIMATELY SHAKEN///// IVE SEEN, SHOT, HANDLED GUNS PLENTY BEFORE.............BUT UNDERSTAND THE MINDSTATE OF THE USER HERE....SO HERE IS JIMBO IN ALL OF HIS GLORY....HALF BENT OFF BUSCH TALL BOYS, WEIGHING OUT PIECES OF CARPET HE THINKS IS WEED WHILE WAVING AROUND THIS 6 SHOOTER TALM BOUT HE HASNT BEEN TO HIS WAREHOUSE JOB IN 2 WEEKS/.///../ JIM....BRUH/.// THINGS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND ......THEN THE DOOR../...AGAIN. THE FUCK NOW.....ITS THE COPS...LMFAOOAOOO....IM LIKE JIM THE COPS ARE HERE......WHY ARE THE COPS HERE JIM.....HE JUMPS UP FROM THE TABLE.....LEAVING IT CRUMPLED IN HIS PATH...FLYS THRU THE KITCHED IN A RETARDED STREAK OF BRILLIANCE....OUT THE BACK DOOR.......I ANSWER FRONT DOOR....COPS HELLO......BLAH BLAH WE ARE LOOKING FOR JIM ETC.....HIS CARS OUT FRONT...HAVE YOU SEEN HIM ETC....WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT HE ASSAULTED THIS WOMAN SEXUALLY ETC ETC ETC

IM LIKE HE GONE YO

SO

I HAVENT HEARD FROM JIM TODAY AT ALL

IM A LITTLE BIT CONCERNED BECAUSE HIS CAR WAS GONE THIS MORNING







DISCUSS?