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Old 04-26-2016, 09:14 PM   #1
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Old 04-26-2016, 09:56 PM   #2
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I'll match ur ammo, if not give u more
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Old 04-27-2016, 06:07 AM   #3
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Old 04-27-2016, 05:52 PM   #4
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Old 04-29-2016, 06:31 AM   #5
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I'll await the "that's the only bird you'll ever have ur arm around" BARZ

On some fugitive shit. Need protection around me, sorry to boast bruh
Never had a run in with the law in ur life & that's why u created ur own wanted poster
Chat shit in the NBL but In bright fuckin orange nobody fears this queer
Makes sense u talk Trash In Those Threads when that resembles ur appearance here
U Tryna stop traffic with that sweatshirt? Fuck me I'm hating this twat
Since you like loud & bold colours in ur mid-section my 12 gauge can cater for that
bars sound like u shook. panic means ur eyebrows do the opposite of frown
& ur forehead contains some Worry Lines that u can't find a page big enough to write down
U never shut the fuck up. & ur hair tells a story that shows ur a nut
ur stare scared the barber to death so much... he fucked off before finishing the cut
U love to use the word faggot but u on some homo shit thinking u can end a life
Yeah I'm sure u've Attacked a few Fruits... must be a struggle to cut tomatoes with that knife
Once u mighta had some status but to me u were never that slick
Nowadays ur reputation's hanging by a thread like the top left of ur pic
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Old 04-29-2016, 09:54 PM   #6
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just in case, tmr

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MY god, u ain't an icon to kids
ur complete garbage. in fact I'm 90% sure that's a fly on ur lid
was goin easy on wander at first, it was only a ruff segment ..
now I'll be embalming this bird just for owning a stuffed penguin
it's not my time to retire so I ain't subsiding the fire
can't pass the torch to a guy who looks like he on day 39 of survivor
let's not compare accolades. I'm warning u, b
I combed over ur losses n subsequently learnt ur morning routine
skills? no, and ur a bill nosed rabbi
yeah I'm a landscaper but at least my hills don't have eyes
like my crohawk? u'll have to just admire it
at least my hare line doesn't consist of dead rabbits & a fire pit
fuck ur 'too cool for school' heavy presence
I'm a cornerstone. ur in a corner, stoned about to drool any second
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Old 05-01-2016, 04:34 AM   #8
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On some fugitive shit. Need protection around me, sorry to boast bruh
Never had a run in with the law in ur life & that's why u created ur own wanted poster
^ehh
Chat shit in the NBL but In bright fuckin orange nobody fears this queer
Makes sense u talk Trash In Those Threads when that resembles ur appearance here
^nice
U Tryna stop traffic with that sweatshirt? Fuck me I'm hating this twat
Since you like loud & bold colours in ur mid-section my 12 gauge can cater for that
^miss
bars sound like u shook. panic means ur eyebrows do the opposite of frown
& ur forehead contains some Worry Lines that u can't find a page big enough to write down
^no
U never shut the fuck up. & ur hair tells a story that shows ur a nut
ur stare scared the barber to death so much... he fucked off before finishing the cut
^lol
U love to use the word faggot but u on some homo shit thinking u can end a life
Yeah I'm sure u've Attacked a few Fruits... must be a struggle to cut tomatoes with that knife
^ok
Once u mighta had some status but to me u were never that slick
Nowadays ur reputation's hanging by a thread like the top left of ur pic
^ehh

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MY god, u ain't an icon to kids
ur complete garbage. in fact I'm 90% sure that's a fly on ur lid
^dope
was goin easy on wander at first, it was only a ruff segment ..now I'll be embalming this bird just for owning a stuffed penguin
^cool
it's not my time to retire so I ain't subsiding the fire
can't pass the torch to a guy who looks like he on day 39 of survivor
^fire
let's not compare accolades. I'm warning u, b
I combed over ur losses n subsequently learnt ur morning routine
^nice
skills? no, and ur a bill nosed rabbi
yeah I'm a landscaper but at least my hills don't have eyes
^nice again
like my crohawk? u'll have to just admire it
at least my hare line doesn't consist of dead rabbits & a fire pit
^dope
fuck ur 'too cool for school' heavy presence
I'm a cornerstone. ur in a corner, stoned about to drool any second
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Barcotic dropped heat here.

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Old 05-01-2016, 11:19 AM   #9
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Attacked a few fruits

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Fly on lid, survivor, morning routine

This was a landslide. Wasn't really feeling any of wands shit

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Old 05-01-2016, 04:19 PM   #10
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Wanderer: Trash in those threads, fucked off before finishing the cut

vs.

Barcotic: Embalm this bird, day 39 of survivor, don't have eyes, dead rabbits and fire pit

Went with Barcotic although Wanderer, both dudes cracked me up though
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Old 05-01-2016, 08:37 PM   #11
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Wasn't feeling much of this verse, the wording through off most of your concepts. While on the other hand the concepts probably wouldn't be very damaging, even w/ better wording..they were too basic imo. Still tho not a terrible showing, just mediocre to average.
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Decent although it read as a really simple keystyle. This didn't have any of your usual haymakers, just a couple of solid bars & duds. Luckily for u Wand didn't offering any severe counters, so u dropped "good enough".
Overall CROBAR edges.
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Old 05-02-2016, 05:00 AM   #12
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Wan: tall trash, barber
Bar: fly on lid, comb over losses, hare line

Nice battle. Wanderer has some dope concepts but I still struggle with his wording. Bar has both the concepts and the wording. Opener was LOTB.

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