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Old 03-21-2016, 07:54 AM   #1
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Default I shit myself at the cornerstore

Just a little. Called off work.

Im in line. Half dead and zombified getting my v8 bottled water and lays pickle chips. Had bubbly gut activity all morning. Was feeling it again. Had to fart but didnt trust the amount of heat behind my anus so i was holding it. There are people in front and behind me and im like fucckkkk lets go. Then i had to sneeze. Im a weirdo who dont like sneezing around others because i sneeze like an oxen with tourettes. But my hands are full. I can usually just like squeeze my nose holes shut and power through burning eyes. But nah. So i turn my head to sneeze and i sharted hot acid. It was probably like 3/4 of a shot glass worth of human waste.

I dont think anyone noticed, there was no sound involved past the sneeze. It was like just opening a water balloon you havent tied for a split second.

I put my v8 water and chips on top of the newspapers by the door and fled. Nothing like a wet asscheek under you as you drive back home. Then i made the embarassing phone call to work like yo i cant come in today i had a lesson in humility bruh.

So here i am.

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Old 03-21-2016, 07:55 AM   #2
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Lol shot. Can a mod edit that. I dont want to mislead the good ncgs and get there hopes up just because i have the fat fingers of a neanderthal and the i and o are to close on my mobile device. Thank you.
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Old 03-21-2016, 08:48 AM   #3
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lmao what an anticlimatic thread
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Old 03-21-2016, 10:42 AM   #4
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Old 03-21-2016, 11:39 AM   #5
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Old 03-21-2016, 07:11 PM   #6
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shit happens..har har har.


but I thought only pregnant bitches shit themselves when they sneezed?

not calling you a pregnant bitch. just saying.
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Old 03-21-2016, 07:42 PM   #7
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Damn bro been there it sucks lol
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Old 03-24-2016, 08:25 AM   #8
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Just woke up went to rip a nice morning fart and boom there she is.

Just got these boxers too

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