That warm feeling from alcohol that tells you everything will be ok

Witty · 01-30-2016, 01:18 PM

Guinness and football (soccer) >>>

Witty · 01-30-2016, 01:30 PM

I've been on it HAM, since I saw by baby's sonogram
I am not a man, I'm a holograph of a haunted past
Iconoclast, hit you with a sonic blast
Blades and knifes, knifes and blades
Razor-like, night or day
Také your wife, slice her face
Leave blood stains on your microwave

And stuff

Witty · 01-30-2016, 01:34 PM

In regards to 'OK', I am reading a book by Bill Bryson - Made in America (very very good) about America's contribution to the English language, and it insists 'OK' is the quintessential Americanism...yay or nay?

Witty · 01-30-2016, 02:47 PM

Lmao holograph wtf

YDK · 01-30-2016, 02:50 PM

Cimmerian · 01-30-2016, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

Guinness and football (soccer) >>>

I'm there. But I'm sipping on some Hardywood The Great Return and I'm erasing whatever gains I made at the gym.

Ghost1 · 01-30-2016, 03:11 PM

HEY STFU W THIS CHEAP KNOCKOFF OF PANCAKES THREAD

Witty · 01-30-2016, 03:39 PM

I didn't mean to.

uh-oh · 01-30-2016, 04:03 PM

I never eat veggies. Ever. I just ate an insane amount of chicken salad tho. Spinach ,lettuce, chicken, parm cheese italian dressing. I was full halfway in but powered through and ate it all.it was disgusting after awhile.

But i did it. Basically a giant family salad.

I think im gonna do this once a week from now on. I feel it in my veins. Gonna take an amazing shit later.

Im not drunk btw. A little stoned from this morning. Not watching football (soccer), downloading shameless because i forgot it was back, and always sunny.

While im talking about nothing ever since i got these cheapo wallmart boots a month ago for work they have like a fold in the leather, like where it creased from walking that puts pressure on my big toe where it connects with my foot. I have a big knot there now. Not giant but like i fee l like my bone is out. There is no pain it just feels weird and when i move it it pokes out more. I should get some new boots.

ill nik-A · 01-30-2016, 04:12 PM

my left nostril is stout

I'm drinking beer like water

fuck u all

veritas · 01-30-2016, 04:44 PM

You all should embrace sobriety. Face life on life's terms.

Witty · 01-30-2016, 05:37 PM

I'm trying to man, I don't do much of anything these days.

Chill Phil · 01-30-2016, 05:39 PM

Got fire ball and Dr. Pepper on deck

veritas · 01-30-2016, 06:09 PM

Phil....have you considered AA?

MC Fussy · 01-31-2016, 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

I've been on it HAM, since I saw by baby's sonogram
I am not a man, I'm a holograph of a haunted past
Iconoclast, hit you with a sonic blast
Blades and knifes, knifes and blades
Razor-like, night or day
Také your wife, slice her face
Leave blood stains on your microwave

And stuff

hit the fifth shit leave you lifted
hit with hollow scene in ya kid's man
ghost bitches follow me
i do this so you do that, ice caps melt arctic sea

...call me the Holocene....

but not me, i just got mad girls... mad girls
like "better get me a wedding ring"
but i got better things, honeybee, i tell her
"better quit sweating me"

Chill Phil · 01-31-2016, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nigger Jim

Phil....have you considered AA?

nah

Dope girl · 01-31-2016, 02:53 PM

Hello witty love, long time no chat
anyway, you should try rum it's good

01-30-2016, 01:18 PM	#1
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	That warm feeling from alcohol that tells you everything will be ok Guinness and football (soccer) >>> __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-30-2016, 01:30 PM	#2
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I've been on it HAM, since I saw by baby's sonogram I am not a man, I'm a holograph of a haunted past Iconoclast, hit you with a sonic blast Blades and knifes, knifes and blades Razor-like, night or day Také your wife, slice her face Leave blood stains on your microwave And stuff __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-30-2016, 01:34 PM	#3
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	In regards to 'OK', I am reading a book by Bill Bryson - Made in America (very very good) about America's contribution to the English language, and it insists 'OK' is the quintessential Americanism...yay or nay? __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-30-2016, 02:47 PM	#4
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Lmao holograph wtf __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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01-30-2016, 03:39 PM	#8
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I didn't mean to. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-30-2016, 04:03 PM	#9
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	I never eat veggies. Ever. I just ate an insane amount of chicken salad tho. Spinach ,lettuce, chicken, parm cheese italian dressing. I was full halfway in but powered through and ate it all.it was disgusting after awhile. But i did it. Basically a giant family salad. I think im gonna do this once a week from now on. I feel it in my veins. Gonna take an amazing shit later. Im not drunk btw. A little stoned from this morning. Not watching football (soccer), downloading shameless because i forgot it was back, and always sunny. While im talking about nothing ever since i got these cheapo wallmart boots a month ago for work they have like a fold in the leather, like where it creased from walking that puts pressure on my big toe where it connects with my foot. I have a big knot there now. Not giant but like i fee l like my bone is out. There is no pain it just feels weird and when i move it it pokes out more. I should get some new boots.

01-30-2016, 04:12 PM	#10
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01-30-2016, 05:39 PM	#13
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Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,788 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521419	Hello witty love, long time no chat anyway, you should try rum it's good