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Old 01-18-2016, 09:53 PM   #1
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Old 01-19-2016, 10:44 PM   #2
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ion even kno if I feel like doing this but we'll see
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Old 01-20-2016, 09:33 AM   #3
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Well drop something Bro, cuz I'm showing.
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Old 01-22-2016, 11:26 PM   #4
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Fool prob won't even show..

Complain u're not motivated, regurgitating accomps ya supposed to have done
Must be some math I don't recognize son, shit cuz even in yo Prime, u couldn't multiply one.
Even proudly said u like BBWs that love & respect ya needs
Cept spell check must be broken, ..cuz those hoes KEEP missing that 2nd "B".
Nasty ass chasing bitches w/ cow tits & saddle thighs
only reason I even Herd u like women's cuz them heifers all belong in a cattle drive.
Irrelevant fag hasn't had a thing to offer cept that wack shit out ya head
Dead.. swear the last impact u caused was after dropping one ya big bitches out the bed.
German nerd, boring us to death w/ the sauce u be serving
Determined to put dudes to sleep, don't even have an accent calling u - "ZZZ German".
Even tho ammo's expensive, fuck w/ me & take the hardest lost
Get carted off, the price is ya life, bitch how could U Nazi the holocaust?

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Old 01-23-2016, 01:28 AM   #5
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u have quite the imagination. :/

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me n cred'll get at you. no football - ull get hit on the play
the closest U'll get to a shovel pass is coz its MY turn to start digging ur grave
ak negative 2'd me. but when I shoot he knew ud hardly survive
u 'thought the Dock would help'. but ull get sent2 another time like marty mcfly
ill blackbag n torture u. grab an axe n decide WHEN to give u a chop
u wont Faraday Caged'. but when ur arms r lopped off I hope ur resistant 2 shock
I pick up game from OG's. u cant walk a mile in these J's
YOUR idea of a pick up game is posting niggas up w/ a smile on ur face
hes a pillpoppin madman. dnt believe the lies that hes feedin ya
last time he took molly she missed school n her family cried to the media
u mkin me mad hoe. blood boilin when I unleash aggression
itll be like trepanning. but ill put a hole in YOUR skull just to release some pressure
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Old 01-23-2016, 06:12 AM   #6
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schad

Complain u're not motivated, regurgitating accomps ya supposed to have done
Must be some math I don't recognize son, shit cuz even in yo Prime, u couldn't multiply one.
Even proudly said u like BBWs that love & respect ya needs
Cept spell check must be broken, ..cuz those hoes KEEP missing that 2nd "B".
Nasty ass chasing bitches w/ cow tits & saddle thighs
only reason I even Herd u like women's cuz them heifers all belong in a cattle drive.
-----opener was eh, seen it done against prime back in the day, bbw was ehhhh, herd/cattle? No way.
Irrelevant fag hasn't had a thing to offer cept that wack shit out ya head
Dead.. swear the last impact u caused was after dropping one ya big bitches out the bed.
German nerd, boring us to death w/ the sauce u be serving
Determined to put dudes to sleep, don't even have an accent calling u - "ZZZ German".
Even tho ammo's expensive, fuck w/ me & take the hardest lost
Get carted off, the price is ya life, bitch how could U Nazi the holocaust?
-----I mean big drop I guess, German line, read it to yourself, notice the redundency of using German twice, what do u mean with that ender?

Man, after ya first week I thought u do damage but last two verses have been underwhelming

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me n cred'll get at you. no football - ull get hit on the play
the closest U'll get to a shovel pass is coz its MY turn to start digging ur grave
ak negative 2'd me. but when I shoot he knew ud hardly survive
u 'thought the Dock would help'. but ull get sent2 another time like marty mcfly
ill blackbag n torture u. grab an axe n decide WHEN to give u a chop
u wont Faraday Caged'. but when ur arms r lopped off I hope ur resistant 2 shock
-----shovel pass was good, so was doc, faraday was eh ok
I pick up game from OG's. u cant walk a mile in these J's
YOUR idea of a pick up game is posting niggas up w/ a smile on ur face
hes a pillpoppin madman. dnt believe the lies that hes feedin ya
last time he took molly she missed school n her family cried to the media
u mkin me mad hoe. blood boilin when I unleash aggression
itll be like trepanning. but ill put a hole in YOUR skull just to release some pressure
---pick up game is played af, same for Molly lol, treppanning? Wtf

First half was dope, second half not so much but u had more than enough

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Old 01-23-2016, 06:32 AM   #7
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Shad

Herd, holocaust maybe


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Shovel, molly, faraday, mcfly

V/muff....he hit hard when he did it...wasn't feeling shad verse really...no offense
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Old 01-23-2016, 09:14 AM   #8
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impact line, zzz german was almost funny

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shovel pass i liked, dock shit was nice, faraday was cool too

Expected more from both here too. Muff had 3 straight bars that hit tho imo, shad od'ed wit the fat girl then tried german bars bck to bck, nahhh.

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Old 01-23-2016, 10:19 AM   #9
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I think schade didnt think muff would show and the verse looked rushed/keyed... things were over worded and I kinda thought zzzz German was ur best...

muff - shovel pass was cool... faraday was ok, doc was ok because sent to another time is a bit too abstract of dissing someone lol.. trepanning could been cool, but ur wording didn't sell me on it..

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Schad
Opener is cool, but a lot of wordiness to get to a pretty straightforward concept. Not saying it was weak, but less would've been more in this case.
BBW line was not great
Herd line is alright
Ok, getting a little overkill on the fat chick jokes
ZZ German is a big stretch - and making fun of someone for being German when your username is a German word is not a strong play
Nazi line? I did nazi that coming! That's the oldest joke in the book

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shovel / grave - ok
"sent 2 another time" is the diss in this line, which isn't that hard in the end
I don't know wtf faraday caged means
Ok - pick up game is pretty comical - points for that
Molly concept is ok
Again - I don't know wtf trepanning is - I guess it's cutting a hole in someone's skull, but who knows that shit?

Honestly pretty disappointed by this one and I can't just not vote on it cuz I already wrote all this shit. In the end, Pick Up Game was LOTB for me. I think Schad had a chance if he didn't go so hard on fat girl jokes. A little variety is the spice of life, my dude.

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Old 01-24-2016, 03:24 PM   #11
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got muff here
seen schad come way better than this
concepts were simple
muff had opener, faraday cage was ok, he had enough to take it

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Old 01-24-2016, 04:41 PM   #12
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schad, i dunno i think u tried to get way too personal with too little ammo. decent concepts but not enuff variety.

Muff ur first 6 were good, last half of verse kinda dropped off for me. pickup game was funny but ive seen it before.

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