ayo Strikta, I actually cooked like a dirt person lastnight

Chyeahhh!!! · 01-15-2016, 03:49 PM

made some fettuccine alfredo....the food wasn't what I was cheap on tho. Nigga forgot I left my strainer over my girls house bout a month ago and I've got noodles boiling and ready to be strained. You already know what I did fam!! Took that coolaid jug, emptied the noodles in it, put the cap back on, turned the cap so it's like the little slits in that sumbitch showin, then turned it upside down and let that shit drain in the sink like a boss.

hack life level: master

dead man · 01-15-2016, 03:50 PM

Coolaid

Does not compute

~RustyGunZ~ · 01-15-2016, 04:11 PM

Who doesn't own at least 3 strainers

Yeah you're a dirt u right

Hush · 01-15-2016, 04:34 PM

So ur girl owns no cooking utensils

Lol

Chill Phil · 01-15-2016, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush

So ur girl owns no cooking utensils

Lol

she left it in the bug-out cabin

Chyeahhh!!! · 01-15-2016, 04:50 PM

I cook a lot of pasta shit, first time I cooked over her house I brought the stuff I use. Don't like using other people's stuff...used to my own things. She's got 2 strainers over there plus mine, I lost

anime_boners · 01-15-2016, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dead man

Coolaid

Does not compute

Diode · 01-15-2016, 05:06 PM

you want some of that glorious pasta water, it's what makes the sauce stick to the noodles.

fail.

Fart · 01-15-2016, 05:21 PM

Some of it, not all. Fail

Diode · 01-15-2016, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fart

Some of it, not all. Fail

i literally wrote "some of it"

he clearly got rid of all of it in his scenario, as do most people who strain.

Chill Phil · 01-15-2016, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode

i literally wrote "some of it"

he clearly got rid of all of it in his scenario, as do most people who strain.

No you didn't. You wrote "some of that," fucking LIAR

Diode · 01-15-2016, 06:35 PM

i hate u when u aren't chill

Chill Phil · 01-15-2016, 06:37 PM

I can't believe anything you say anymore, liar.

faggot Zelpher · 01-15-2016, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

Who doesn't own at least 3 strainers

Yeah you're a dirt u right

Muahahaahahahahaha rep

01-15-2016, 03:49 PM	#1
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	ayo Strikta, I actually cooked like a dirt person lastnight made some fettuccine alfredo....the food wasn't what I was cheap on tho. Nigga forgot I left my strainer over my girls house bout a month ago and I've got noodles boiling and ready to be strained. You already know what I did fam!! Took that coolaid jug, emptied the noodles in it, put the cap back on, turned the cap so it's like the little slits in that sumbitch showin, then turned it upside down and let that shit drain in the sink like a boss. hack life level: master __________________ KNOW YOUR MAKER BEFORE YOU'RE MADE TO I know the ledge, his sister's a jumpoff

01-15-2016, 03:50 PM	#2
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01-15-2016, 04:50 PM	#6
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	I cook a lot of pasta shit, first time I cooked over her house I brought the stuff I use. Don't like using other people's stuff...used to my own things. She's got 2 strainers over there plus mine, I lost __________________ KNOW YOUR MAKER BEFORE YOU'RE MADE TO I know the ledge, his sister's a jumpoff

01-15-2016, 05:06 PM	#8
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	you want some of that glorious pasta water, it's what makes the sauce stick to the noodles. fail. __________________

01-15-2016, 05:21 PM	#9
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01-15-2016, 04:11 PM	#3
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01-15-2016, 04:34 PM	#4
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	So ur girl owns no cooking utensils Lol

01-15-2016, 06:35 PM	#12
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01-15-2016, 06:37 PM	#13
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