what is ur ideal state of buzzed?

Split Eight · 01-05-2016, 01:56 AM

I would say 1 and 2/3 strong White Russians has me perfect. Would be two, but if there's not a drink in my hand I get restless. That or 3 beers & a blunt are the only two Golden Ratios I've discovered

PancakeBrah · 01-05-2016, 02:17 AM

Okay. You made a topic for me, Split. I appreciate that.

There is a specific moment where my body chemistry and whiskey meets. Before that moment, I'm just drinking. After that moment I'm just drunk. But in that sweet spot. I'm warm and there is no thing. Just floating, with that body buzz, but it's personal. Writing things. You know everyone's felt it, but fuck, no one's felt it. Very good.

I think the perfect calibration is a bottle of wine. I've found that out, now.

uh-oh · 01-05-2016, 06:00 AM

Right before i feel sick.

The problem is the only way to assure i get there is to drink smoke and snort until i am sick.

Inno · 01-05-2016, 07:57 AM

6 high quality beers

Or 3 shots of whiskey

El Muffin · 01-05-2016, 10:04 AM

Wow cake that was evocative

A limbo of intoxication is what I think u r alluding to. I'm familiar. I think

But loud n some alc

Most preferably a good scotch

Ghost1 · 01-05-2016, 02:27 PM

Stfu muffin u fucking shit head

U buzz dicks in ur mouth on sum hummingbird dick motorboat fagot shut until ur fat mulatto lips bleed u piece of fucking shit

~RustyGunZ~ · 01-05-2016, 03:28 PM

Bout 4 jamo and ginger ales

ill nik-A · 01-05-2016, 03:30 PM

4 beans

Now we cooking

Certain · 01-05-2016, 03:41 PM

My ideal is about eight gin and tonics over three hours, either while or after eating. That's when everything is right in the world. I'm almost never an angry drunk with gin and tonics.

oats · 01-05-2016, 04:52 PM

3-4 good beers on an empty stomach and I'm cruising. As soon as I eat though I only want to go to bed. I'm an old man.

puravida · 01-05-2016, 05:51 PM

4 beers and a blunt.

Ghost1 · 01-06-2016, 08:48 AM

Oh an.....a couple straight whiskys an I'm good. I can't get fucked up like I used to......well I could.....an ate a rate that would put 95% of this site to shame honestly.....but the hangovers these days are so brutal. Not even just the head splitting headaches.......it's the depression and anxiety that cripples me......i can notice the depression days after I've drank even. Was never like that in my early 20s. Not worth it. Besides all the quality pussy is in the gym anyways.

Mr. J · 01-06-2016, 01:40 PM

I been on my bottles of wine as of late. Can't drink liquor anymore due to my inability to restrain myself..but half a bottle of wine puts me in a good place then a bowl or two of some good Sativa and I'm in a euphoric state..been dry as of late though

Diode · 01-06-2016, 01:48 PM

3-4 fingers of scotch
3-4 glasses of wine
4-5 commercial beers (~4.5% ABV)
3-4 imperial stouts (~8-11.5% ABV)

PancakeBrah · 01-06-2016, 07:55 PM

lol im such a fucking douchebag

Objective · 01-06-2016, 11:06 PM

A few beers and a shot or two of tequila gets me in a good mood. I get social, get sort of witty and I don't mind socializing with people I haven't talked to yet. Anything over that and I can get rather reserved and/or too attention seeking. I usually notice this and get back to being reserved though. Smoking gets me anti-social 8/10 times.

Chill Phil · 01-07-2016, 03:27 AM

I'd say 4 regular sized beers (12 oz) on an empty stomach. Or 3 tall boys (16 oz) on an empty stomach.

but once that floodgate is open...

sral · 01-07-2016, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innovator

6 high quality beers

Or 3 shots of whiskey

lmao three SHOTS of whiskey?

i drink that in my morning cup of tea before i even consider going to work

this cant be how 'murrica rolls, surely?

@Orc @Witty for confirmation the irish drink vodka in their morning tea
@Seyance @MMLP to confirm the brits do this with whiskey

sral · 01-07-2016, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

My ideal is about eight gin and tonics over three hours, either while or after eating. That's when everything is right in the world. I'm almost never an angry drunk with gin and tonics.

lmao your ideal state of buzzed is just eating, period.

dont kid yourself

Inno · 01-07-2016, 07:10 AM

@sraL

Not much of a drinker man.

But.

I do smoke 7 blunts a day.

I fear that's to much

01-05-2016, 02:17 AM	#2
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Okay. You made a topic for me, Split. I appreciate that. There is a specific moment where my body chemistry and whiskey meets. Before that moment, I'm just drinking. After that moment I'm just drunk. But in that sweet spot. I'm warm and there is no thing. Just floating, with that body buzz, but it's personal. Writing things. You know everyone's felt it, but fuck, no one's felt it. Very good. I think the perfect calibration is a bottle of wine. I've found that out, now. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

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uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	Right before i feel sick. The problem is the only way to assure i get there is to drink smoke and snort until i am sick. __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

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El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Wow cake that was evocative A limbo of intoxication is what I think u r alluding to. I'm familiar. I think But loud n some alc Most preferably a good scotch __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

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Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	My ideal is about eight gin and tonics over three hours, either while or after eating. That's when everything is right in the world. I'm almost never an angry drunk with gin and tonics. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

01-05-2016, 07:57 AM	#4
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,024 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	6 high quality beers Or 3 shots of whiskey

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oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	3-4 good beers on an empty stomach and I'm cruising. As soon as I eat though I only want to go to bed. I'm an old man. __________________ You should be water

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puravida sloth kong Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: The Central Valley Posts: 685 Battle Record: 2-5 Rep Power: 11732142	4 beers and a blunt. __________________

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Mr. J The Clown Prince Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,046 Battle Record: 35-45 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 59349682	I been on my bottles of wine as of late. Can't drink liquor anymore due to my inability to restrain myself..but half a bottle of wine puts me in a good place then a bowl or two of some good Sativa and I'm in a euphoric state..been dry as of late though __________________ .....laugh....and the world laughs with you

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Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	3-4 fingers of scotch 3-4 glasses of wine 4-5 commercial beers (~4.5% ABV) 3-4 imperial stouts (~8-11.5% ABV) __________________

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PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	lol im such a fucking douchebag __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

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Objective ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,868 Battle Record: 17-32 Rep Power: 52474192	A few beers and a shot or two of tequila gets me in a good mood. I get social, get sort of witty and I don't mind socializing with people I haven't talked to yet. Anything over that and I can get rather reserved and/or too attention seeking. I usually notice this and get back to being reserved though. Smoking gets me anti-social 8/10 times. __________________ I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave, So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o

01-07-2016, 03:27 AM	#17
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	I'd say 4 regular sized beers (12 oz) on an empty stomach. Or 3 tall boys (16 oz) on an empty stomach. but once that floodgate is open... __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

01-07-2016, 07:10 AM	#20
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,024 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	@sraL Not much of a drinker man. But. I do smoke 7 blunts a day. I fear that's to much