LMAO SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW I NEED TO FUCKING VENT!!!!! GET IN HERE, BROS!!!!

sral · 10-19-2015, 01:48 PM

am so pissed off right fucking now man. I don't know what to do. I need to VENT!!!!!!

So, Ive been to Asda this morning to get a few things for the weekend. I noticed this lady was staring at me on the same aisle I was on. No biggie. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes again...STARING!

So now I'm like, "WTF", but finish up my shopping and head to the check out line. Of course this same lady was ahead of me...starts staring again. Awkward. So I start playing with my phone so I don't have to look at her. Finally she says "I want to apologise for staring at you, but you look exactly like my son who just passed away."

I felt really bad after that and gave her my condolences. She says "thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I understand if you don't want to. Can you give me a hug and say 'bye mum' to me?" Inside I was like "wth", but me being the softie that I am, I went ahead and did it. She smiles, thanks me, and leaves.

The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to £100.87. I knew something wasn't right, because after my vouchers it should have been like £40.00 or so. The girl tells me that my total was included with my mum's. I'm like, "What?!!!"

she said, "Your mum said you were paying for her last few items along with your things. I told her that the woman was most definitely NOT my mum. She said, well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mum.

Iflew out of the store looking for this Woman, ready to confront her ass, while also being chased by the security! I see her loading up her car, She saw me and jumped in, I got to her as she was pulling her leg in, so I started pulling her leg just like I'm pulling yours.

Got ya!

Chill Phil · 10-19-2015, 01:57 PM

Ever since I left the city...

Vulgar · 10-19-2015, 01:58 PM

loled

Frank · 10-19-2015, 02:40 PM

TROLOLOL

Diode · 10-19-2015, 02:54 PM

this was all over facebook last week

keep up, baron

Nameflip · 10-19-2015, 04:01 PM

This was awesome

Keybored · 10-19-2015, 04:25 PM

Your best work yet, solid 8/10

Keybored · 10-19-2015, 04:27 PM

"'staring at me phone'' almost had me as you'd do that

By hug shit I'd sussed it.

Ghost1 · 10-19-2015, 04:30 PM

Late

Diode · 10-19-2015, 04:30 PM

there are a lot of dumb people itt

no wonder lars gets away with so many aliases

Nameflip · 10-19-2015, 04:42 PM

I'm not on Facebook at all really

Keybored · 10-19-2015, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode

there are a lot of dumb people itt

no wonder lars gets away with so many aliases

We ain't all got the time to ID check every new member you netcee troll. Us who have offline life's aren't up to date on who's net dating who, i don't understand you?... you let a few dickriding comments go to your head and act like your boss, your shit's no better than mine and I do this when I have the odd few spare minutes, you make the odd few minutes for your social life...

@Bags

Diode · 10-19-2015, 05:19 PM

i can read your deleted post, fuckwad.

it's been restored so we can all laugh at you.

Flow · 10-19-2015, 05:22 PM

@sraL i used to live in philly, did you know.... i also used to be black

Keybored · 10-19-2015, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode

i can read your deleted post, fuckwad.

it's been restored so we can all laugh at you.

I misread a comment but go ahead, shits true regardless. And it was aimed at bags, U bags? I'm confused? These aliases aren't helping, ur destroying the community with em? What happens when god forgive some of you finally get girl's, move outta moms basement? Take up dominos etc? Your chasing away the future talent with your troll tactics... Fuckin' arseholes.

Ghost1 · 10-19-2015, 06:13 PM

Lol wut

Dis dude keyboard mad as fuck an I don't even understand why

Can't let that butthurt from ur failed account crossover to ur new attempt account. Smh.

Lol Jimmies bedazzled like shit

Keybored · 10-19-2015, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

Lol wut

Dis dude keyboard mad as fuck an I don't even understand why

Can't let that butthurt from ur failed account crossover to ur new attempt account. Smh.

Lol Jimmies bedazzled like shit

You never done nothing to me personally bags, I just see you as one of the main reasons this sites became a farce. I've Saw you fuckin' trolling' , Shit pisses me off.

Useless · 10-19-2015, 06:18 PM

I been duped!

Meth · 10-19-2015, 06:22 PM

Man Bags trolling is like initiation. It used to be way worse.

Just stop being a pussy

Keybored · 10-19-2015, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meth

Man Bags trolling is like initiation. It used to be way worse.

Just stop being a pussy

He's not trolled me and I apologize for my trolling'

Just think to myself, ''fucks happened man''

I came back online to battle, pass on a bit knowledge to a younger generation etc, yet theres no fucker online... and when some poor badtard does come online he's gone as soon as.

I used to love this fuckin' site man, before all y'all got even decent. Pains to see man really fuckin does.

10-19-2015, 01:48 PM	#1
sral LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: CRUMPETVILLE Posts: 8,605 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899395	LMAO SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW I NEED TO FUCKING VENT!!!!! GET IN HERE, BROS!!!! am so pissed off right fucking now man. I don't know what to do. I need to VENT!!!!!! So, Ive been to Asda this morning to get a few things for the weekend. I noticed this lady was staring at me on the same aisle I was on. No biggie. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes again...STARING! So now I'm like, "WTF", but finish up my shopping and head to the check out line. Of course this same lady was ahead of me...starts staring again. Awkward. So I start playing with my phone so I don't have to look at her. Finally she says "I want to apologise for staring at you, but you look exactly like my son who just passed away." I felt really bad after that and gave her my condolences. She says "thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I understand if you don't want to. Can you give me a hug and say 'bye mum' to me?" Inside I was like "wth", but me being the softie that I am, I went ahead and did it. She smiles, thanks me, and leaves. The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to £100.87. I knew something wasn't right, because after my vouchers it should have been like £40.00 or so. The girl tells me that my total was included with my mum's. I'm like, "What?!!!" she said, "Your mum said you were paying for her last few items along with your things. I told her that the woman was most definitely NOT my mum. She said, well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mum. Iflew out of the store looking for this Woman, ready to confront her ass, while also being chased by the security! I see her loading up her car, She saw me and jumped in, I got to her as she was pulling her leg in, so I started pulling her leg just like I'm pulling yours. Got ya! __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)

10-19-2015, 01:57 PM	#2
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	Ever since I left the city... __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

10-19-2015, 02:40 PM	#4
Frank Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,228 Champed - NWL Season 2 - Art of Writing League (5x) - Lime Green Poetry Association - AOWL Season 6 - AOWL Season 10 Rep Power: 3853347	TROLOLOL __________________ *VETWORK*

10-19-2015, 02:54 PM	#5
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	this was all over facebook last week keep up, baron __________________

10-19-2015, 04:01 PM	#6
Nameflip I contribute nothing here Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 352 Battle Record: 1-6 Rep Power: 3679436	This was awesome __________________ + SUMMER SICKSTEEN +

10-19-2015, 01:58 PM	#3
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	loled

10-19-2015, 04:25 PM	#7
Keybored Still Yawning Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 96 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 0	Your best work yet, solid 8/10

10-19-2015, 04:27 PM	#8
Keybored Still Yawning Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 96 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 0	"'staring at me phone'' almost had me as you'd do that By hug shit I'd sussed it.

10-19-2015, 04:30 PM	#10
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	there are a lot of dumb people itt no wonder lars gets away with so many aliases __________________

10-19-2015, 04:42 PM	#11
Nameflip I contribute nothing here Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 352 Battle Record: 1-6 Rep Power: 3679436	I'm not on Facebook at all really __________________ + SUMMER SICKSTEEN +

10-19-2015, 05:19 PM	#13
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	i can read your deleted post, fuckwad. it's been restored so we can all laugh at you. __________________

10-19-2015, 05:22 PM	#14
Flow Upset Champion Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: West Mids Posts: 3,861 Battle Record: 57-49 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - BA Rookie Tourney - 1-2 Punch League (x2) - Pandemonium Cypher - 1-2 Punch league Season 9 Rep Power: 24894581	@sraL i used to live in philly, did you know.... i also used to be black

10-19-2015, 06:18 PM	#18
Useless 100% Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 1,803 Battle Record: 9-12 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 0	I been duped!

10-19-2015, 06:22 PM	#19
Meth Back again. Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,653 Battle Record: 12-5 Champed - Time to Kill IV - 1-2 Punch Panic Room Rep Power: 4489511	Man Bags trolling is like initiation. It used to be way worse. Just stop being a pussy __________________ Crystal