Week 14 Mag

[Sharp]

[Intro]
Wattup u fuckin loose mouthed sluts, its yah bizzoy AK & Sharp 9shotz nigga, WE BACK for another Edition of the NBL magazine dopest league on the net...fuck w/ us. Last week was crazy illy, every week has been better & better its kinda of a shame we end in at 16 weeks soon, but there was a fuckin fire title match, kar & nik spit heat on ur hoes, nigga the title is wat yah'll are fighting for braggin rights & being the best, but u gotta drop serious to win that shit...we got some new sign ins Paradigm, Swerve, Orc..shit this week about to be lit. Lets get into it u fuck boys.




[Reviews]
[Sharp]

Champ Match: King Karaoke 4-0 vs ill nik-A 4-1
Karaoke wins by Split Decision
I've seen these guys battle each other a few times and first off, props to both for keeping it fresh through all these matchups. There were a few predictable concepts from both guys but everything was flipped and worded well. Very harsh verses all around. Karaoke had some cool tie-ins to the drug and age concepts, especially with the Rakim/Brand Nubian looks. Meanwhile Nik's sippy cup and HOF lines were serious. Voters were split but the big issue here was consistency – some cats didn't quote all of nik's stuff while Karaoke's lines were thought to be harder all around. Dope battle, but Karaoke got the edge from enough voters.

Contender Match: Muff 6-3 vs Junto 5-2
Junto wins by Split Decision
Jesus this was close. These two are easily some of the best on the site and this drop made that clear. The two of them keep mad consistency the whole time but the big difference here became Muff's references. He has some good creative ideas with cool delivery but he doesn't seem to be playing to his audience some of the time – this time might have been one of them. It seems obvious but it bears repeating – when your reader has to google your concept it takes away from the punch. Take notes kids. Honestly I think I might've voted for Muff, his trapdoor spider and Punji stick lines were dope. Junto had the Lebron and eating butt lines that were competitive, and the fact that they were simpler may have helped. Regardless, J got the win.

Tic 4-4 vs Fraze 6-2
Tic wins by Split Decision
Cool battle, but a little disappoint cause I've seen better from fraze, and the fact Tic is back to showing up at this level means this coulda been a much cooler battle. His verse was alright but the only standout was the Dre line, and ass flips are pretty easy to see coming. Tic had the advantage of consistency, his Latin1 line was a standout and the rest was generally solid. Fraze coulda made it close with a few stronger hits but he had a few misses that hurt him like trying to make 'bruh's ill' work as Brazil. With Tic stepping up these two are now 1-1 against each other so I'm looking forward to a 3rd under some higher pressure situation like a contender's match, cause there's a lot of potential here.

Wanderer 4-5 vs Lotto Smirk 4-2
Lotto Smirk wins by Split Decision
This was a refreshingly good battle. Both dudes have shown a LOT of improvement over the last few weeks and this battle demonstrated how far they've come. Both had madly consistent verses with similar approaches and sources for ideas. All told this definitely could've gone either way, it reallly came down to who each voter was feeling more and there was a strong case for both. All told more people thought Lotto had the edge and gave him the dub – though props to Wanderer, his Wayne Rooney bar actually stuck in my mind after 4th of July weekend and reading every battle.

Destroyer 4-3 vs Killing Spree 3-2 (pics)
Destroyer wins by KO
Des doing pics is good for everyone tbh. He's got the sense of humor and creativity to roast like a pro and he showed it here. I think KS is just starting to pic battle lately but he seems decent regardless. Des just made better use of the ammo given to him plain and simple. The Monsters Inc connection seemed like an obvious one but the way he flipped it with 'boo' was dope imo. Spree's verse was solid. His skull on lap line was awesome use of ammo but he had inconsistent delivery. Everyone thought Des got the win here pretty comfortably, good battle.

ispaz 4-3 vs Knucklehead 3-3
Knucklehead wins by KO
This was cool and props to Spaz for making it close. Knuck had a rushed verse but he was still able to match his opponent. Spaz had some nice concepts, he's been doing a lot better since last week and I think this week was even an improvement. His birdie and black heads bars were solid but Knuck had an okay verse that couldn't have really hung with better competition but he did what he needed to here. A lot of simple generics that felt like a shadowboxing deal but executed decently, like his candy crush and fan blades line were cool. In the end he got it with a more polished verse.

Maximus 2-0 vs Bust 2-1
Maximus wins by Split Decision
Cool battle, good to see that Bust is living up to the potential he showed a few weeks ago. His verse started out slow but his last 6 lines were solid. Maximus just had a much better verse, hard to call any of his lines a definitive miss but he had the jabs to keep a lead on Bust. His mastectomy and torn book lines were dope concepts with some solid wording while Bust's only big standout was his body art line, which got done a LOT in the last cyph. Still good personal, but overall Max got the better verse all around and took the W.

Greed 2-4 vs Hush 2-2
Hush wins by KO
Man Greed has probably taken the most L's in close calls out of everyone I've seen in text. I can't say I blame him for signing out but I don't think this one was as questionable as the others. First off Greed had creativity but really didn't have the wording to back it up at his normal level. Tbh I think his first lisp bar wasn't bad, it's a done concept but so are all neckhole lines and that Culkin line from Hush. Hush actually showed up decently, I dude goes on keystyle streaks but he definitely had some effort in this one. His batarang and cans bars were solid. Hush got this one for sure but it was pretty good.

Dre 0-2 vs Artificial 0-2
Dre wins by KO
Art actually surprised me here, this is the level of drop I been waiting to see from him. I been a fan of his wording – shit reads really easily – but his concepts have been mostly played or just boring with a few bars mixed in that make you think 'why didn't he do more of that?'. This week he was nice from his opener, I've been doing the name shit for not voting for nearly 2 seasons and that's the first time I've seen anything like it. Dre also stepped it up, though he wasn't doing badly before. I think he was really motivated to not let Art win. He's got a writing style that shows experience – line length is immaculately consistent with punctuation at the end of each line – and he has that same kind of effective writing style that predates the longbar shit. Probably the best I've seen from both this season but everyone felt Amen got it on consistency. Props to both though.

Scrypt 0-0 vs Odd Ways 0-0
Odd Ways wins by KO
This was onesided tbh. Scrypt had some weird delivery with his bars that were kinda played out. His Sideways bar was probably his nicest but wording hurt it badly. Odd wasn't amazing but he had creative ideas. I liked his presidential mask and avengers concepts but they definitely lacked something in wording. Both need to make a few adjustments to really compete but Odd Ways had more creative ideas and better delivery. Scrypt could definitely use harsher wording first, his concepts as they are could be better but they're workable with a lot of wording.

ribbit 0-0 vs Chyeahhh Guevara 0-4
Chyeahhh!!! wins by KO
Well. This one... happened. ribbt aka the homie 2triple0 made his first appearance back in the league, good to have you here bro. His style was always borderline flex with ok rhyming but really lacking in punchlines which is hurtful to a battle verse. He also dropped first (against Chyeahhh that's a feat on its own) which let Chyeahhh size up his verse and drop something just better enough. His bud and garden of eden lines were kinda funny, but overall this wasn't a stellar drop by the dude's standards. He still had enough in the punchlines to take it though.





[Top Punches]
[Allen]

-In no particular order-


King Karaoke (vs ill nik-A)
Your addiction is embarrassing, you put Cubans to shame
It's crazy when ur wife goes to the bathroom to powder her nose & u do the same
My block's a Crip block, I could've been loc too
The only Rollin' 20's you're around are used to sniff coke through
U wish u could get J's as income but u claim every sneaker bar is played and been done
It's funny how you say you're tired of Jordan lines yet every Saturday you're in one


ill nik-A (vs Karaoke)
are u a fairy or G? u actin like a little kid who thinks life aint fair
Sippy cup has to be in the discussion… cuz ur creative juices never get out of there
ya black homie’s a racist & ya white one talks black & schemes
u shoot to sound real… cuz u’re putting ya friends on blast in a text magazine
aint bad as me; 4-1 vs the dude talkin crazy with all that self-hype
hall of fame’s such a touchy subject… & u in a straightjacket wishin u knew what it felt like


Junto (vs Muff)
I could air you out lay you flat... unfair cuz you ain't never stayin strapped
So I'll take the gun & make u eat the butt instead... u won't need tips from Dre for that
I'm tellin u bitch. Actin out like u been doin, that's how melons get split
u belong in a circus... keep bein a nut u'll get rolled up in the trunk like an elephant trick
^^^fire


Muff (vs Junto)
now let's let down to business. U weak when you scribe
Ill Call tic a Trapdoor Spider
you Messed around w/ that^ Opening... Then got Fucking Eaten Alive
Won't show ur pic?Bro you coward as hell
But ull know I'm the Greatest when I Reach up N Lift Your Wig..no Interviews w/ Howard Cosell


iSpaz (vs Knucklehead)
On Par w/ my shit. Your mouth should be lit cuz it's fuckin dirty.
When i finish you with two shots in that hole.. I ain't hittin birdies.
If you racist then why you on a rap site, it's bad for the culture son.
It's obvi you hate black Heads, but I'll make this gat pop off ya face like one.


Knucklehead (vs iSpaz)
Drag u to the mountain top, make the gun sing
Few shots & I'll knock the light out of Eye w/out destroying the one ring
Call me a racist jew, but put wire 'round his neck til the guys through
I ain't talking bout the master race when I say I wanna leave Eye blue


Hush (vs Greed)
u look tough but u pussy, prolly rep a faggot gang
in all black trying to look like an animal, your a batarang


Maximus (vs Artificial)
My ninjas will maim and lacerate you, this noob aint a threat to me
Masked men will split Bust open with blades like surgeons doing mastectomy
You'll get disembowelled till ur gut spills, this rook will get smashed quick
I'm ripping out your Appendix & Spine like a torn book with no Backstrip


Destroyer (vs Killing Spree)
for really tho. u meathead fuck, if I saw u comin, I'd run dude
dunno know what's more square, ur jawline or the patch on the ceiling above u


Odd Ways (vs SCRYPT)
Him ballin? Well I'll kidnap ya kids n leave the note for ya lame chick
Home or not, I'll have JR come up missing like the NBA finals Game 6


Tic (vs fraze)
My relationship w/ ya girl is Growing, she’s finally startin to live right
I’ve had her Back Against the Wall so many times, you’d think I was chartin our kids height
Keep cryin, Baby. You can’t handle the truth, that’s an honest fact
How can you look to others for Feed when you’ve never left the amniotic sac


Fraze (vs Tic)
im a caus tic pain...meltin bare flesh to the membrane, its game over,
your pen game is draggin’.... but im a Charr his heart with the flamethrower


Dre (vs Art)
You’re WACK w/ bars. Why you return when you just blow w/ the pen?
IDK what got Artery surface, but cut all of yours and never show up again.





[Noshow Shine]
IAmRhetoric vs Strikta

I despise this faggot, and yu know i'm gonna say it rudely
This big bird and his kid gettin the toucans because he's fruity
You must be loopy, bitch you get no pay checks,
This faggot will say "like congress i'll give this gay rights", when we all wish that this gay left
You fuckin homo faggot, I hope that you contract sickness,
Because the only time we'll see Strik's name on a card is next to his Mac digits
My words been known to have impact w/o gimmicks, you know the drill
Degrees in manslaughter,
so I'll have him surrounded by more concerned parents than Dr. Phil
You aint poppin pills, you need to switch your format
On my South Park shit,
You probably take your job seriously saving the world.. of warcraft.
Your mom is my floormat, I make that bitch wipe my shoes
I nutted on her face and lips,
So no that wasn't spit when she kissed & said good night to you
Frightening dude? she swallows my nuts every day like she was on a health trip,
They call my crew the doctors, because we'll come through and cut u til' ur deformed like Zelph's lip



My advice, take it or leave it: For the opener, I like the fact you're concise. This is the 3rd 'can' flip I've seen this week so it doesn't feel as fresh though the toucan part was different. I don't know what the point of including 'his kid' in there was either, but cool idea. I probably wouldn't quote it because the way it's worded has swagger but not as much punch imo.
Gay rights is interesting but I think you over did it - it got too wordy with 'this faggot will say' and while the 'gay rights' concept was easy, it was topical enough to work. the left/right thing would've been difficult to make interesting but the way it was started doomed it with length. Also it was the supreme court. There's no reason for you not to know it especially if you're making a bar out of it. Mistakes like that will deter some voters.
I have no idea what 'mac digits' are. I googled it and found nothing. you may have a concept in there but unless I just missed something obvious this could go over a lot of guys' heads.
Dr. Phil's interesting - but what do you mean by 'surrounded by more concerned parents'? I get you're trying to say something about parents being concerned for him but you're saying this like it's measured in number of parents surrounding him. Maybe something like 'bringing concerned parents to you' would've made a good starting point? I'm also not a huge fan of this kind of flip because unless theres clever wordplay it's a basic simile, which is kinda the lowest common denominator of delivery (see @Wanderer 's Wayne Rooney line, there's a solid bar there but the way it's done leaves something to be desired)
The world of warcraft is a misdirection-y thing that usually doesn't really hit. This was one of those times imo. There was nothing related to it, nothing personal, you just made reference to a south park episode then called him a nerd basically. The setup line too was kind of a waste, you have 2 lines to put into a punch so try to think of more ways they can help the impact beyond just rhyming.
Kiss good night is going for humor but that one requires delivery. You don't get that in text. You just set up a scenario that's kind of funny but to people just reading it, it's not too effective.
For Zelph, the more I look at it the more confused I am. Again, same thing with the setup line. It didn't really accomplish anything outside of rhyming. For the punch itself, doctors doesn't really connect to 'come through and cut til you're deformed like zelph's lip' imo. I get that surgery involves incision but you're combining two possible flips in a way that takes away from both - you could take the 'surgeon' route (bonus points for keying a demonstration of setups connecting to punchlines with underlines):

ur a fuckin cancer of a man. Need doctors n I know the cats to involve
My crew's a medical team... we'll make cuts in ya body til the problem's solved

(but not that basic)

or something with zelph's lip, though that's been done a lot.


SO IN CONCLUSION: (again, take it or leave it) I think you could benefit from connecting your setups and punchlines better - its a whole line that feels like its just used to rhyme because you need to have a rhyme as opposed to something that sets it up. Conceptually look for wordplay to base your bars around - like the gay rights one, if you have a concept and a flip in mind when you write it you'll be a lot more successful.





[Battle of The Week]
Contender Match: Muff vs Junto


Junto

Originally Posted by Dre -- Week 12 Chat

Example of a solid text battler, is Karaoke...

Originally Posted by Muff

What makes the nbl great is the different characters/styles
Junto is polar opposite of kara conceptually for instsnce.
But they both nice

and you lucky you deleted that visitor message...
'' Big bro don't be mad at me plz! i <3 u! ''
hahaha


yo...

My biggest fan... so you in love? That shit ain't cute you need checkin
If I jumped off a fuckin bridge & that was the end of Jun... you'd leap second
Look how we spendin our time... Saturday night I'm out drinkin Henne wit dimes...
Spittin game at the Bar... This faggot's here PM'in Hi Cronus ;) & sendin me lines
I could air you out lay you flat... unfair cuz you ain't never stayin strapped
So I'll take the gun & make u eat the butt instead... u won't need tips from Dre for that
You're on here day & night, this the only way you pass time you bitch
Jesus... your Sleep Number the amount of days since last time you did
Oh you the king?! bro around me don't get that fuckin tone
Cuz u NOT Lebron... take 6 to ya chest wit the heat & u ain't never comin home
I try to write how I live... what you rap is nothin like what you've did
Homie ain't hard, no bud tender... I live in Cali, I'll have u delivered right to the crib
I hit the 7-eleven cuz me n your mom was needin a dutch
She gettin the Big Gulp special all summer too if we gon keep it a buck
I'm tellin u bitch. Actin out like u been doin, that's how melons get split
u belong in a circus... keep bein a nut u'll get rolled up in the trunk like an elephant trick



...


Muff

Originally Posted by Junto

MUFF YOU FUCK

u ask the God for a critique... I provide gospel... ask nothin in return for my wisdom
& you go vote against me an hour later? hahaha

What a lame faggot. You suck w/ the Pen
You got Fucking Devoured by Tic n you let my vote Get Under Your Skin?
That alias shit is str8 FAGGOT. You KNOW it's fake
But it's like that New Recognition Tech
We can Tell you are A Bitch before you even show your Face

Originally Posted by Junto Opener vs Tic

You made it here by no luck. Hush set ya up to get punk'd now you queer.
way to go... read below, it's the suggested route to send you the fuck outta here.

now let's let down to business. U weak when you scribe
Ill Call tic a Trapdoor Spider
you Messed around w/ that^ Opening... Then got Fucking Eaten Alive
This Liars mine. How lame u are Inquires Minds
Ur like dinosaurs in Jurrasic Park. We know Ur Fake. You ACTUALLY had the Fuzz on you the Entire Time
Ima chemist w/ words. It's clear you Been just a Bird
Ur shits not Fly. You just Flip n End up Behind My Craft like an Immelman Turn
U sell dope? I'll rob u . Fuck who funds ya bricks
U think the Grass is Solid Footing. But if You Step? You'll die in the Trap no Punji Sticks
Won't show ur pic?Bro you coward as hell
But ull know I'm the Greatest when I Reach up N Lift Your Wig..no Interviews w/ Howard Cosell
This pussy gets ran thru EASY. it's like he lacking a hymen
It'll be Cold as Fuck the way u Die n Amaze... n Now im Jackin ur Shining

Suck a dick




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Junto wins 7-4



[Verse of the Week]
Karaoke vs ill nik-A


Hi...


My aunt died from an overdose, in my opinion you both are losers
Cuz where I'm from we respect the dudes selling the drugs, not the users
Your addiction is embarrassing, you put Cubans to shame
It's crazy when ur wife goes to the bathroom to powder her nose & u do the same
My block's a Crip block, I could've been loc too
The only Rollin' 20's you're around are used to sniff coke through
U wish u could get J's as income but u claim every sneaker bar is played and been done
It's funny how you say you're tired of Jordan lines yet every Saturday you're in one
I'm on some killer shit, I got a semi that's filled with ammo
And the whole magazine is dedicated to this Cuban like Cigar Aficionado
When it comes to your style, I admit I'm not a lover
Cuz Those lines are about as drawn out as Uh Oh's album cover
No one liked your music, u aren't the type of dude that the girls chase
Makes sense that you're in No Autographs when u don't get asked for 1 in the 1st place
Comparing yourself to epmd, Rakim and brand Nubian is lame, queer
When u said that ur from the school of those guys, it's cuz u all graduated the same year

Bye...





[Interview with IAmRhetoric]
[Sharp]

So I'm here with one of NBL's newest faces, mistah IAmRhetoric. Sup bro?

What's good bro?
I'm sitting here looking at my computer
trying to write some raps for hush after just finishing a song for my producer
i'm living right now, we just settled into my new place over in jersey..
it's nice.. toilet overflooded and leaked into the house underneath us lmao
not our fault.
ohwell


Tell us about yourself - what got you into rap, rap battles, and text? Where did you start? How did you find Nc.org?

i got into rap when i was young and my older brother was blasting jadakiss and cassidy.. i was like unh ima fuck w/ this
so i did, been into it since
rap battling started 3-4 years ago, i been battling for a while but it used to be in person with all freestyles
i'm good at flips because of it, but my actual freestyles are only decent
i started text battling over at rb, first site and i met some people i can say i fuck w/, and started workin on my text skills
muff told me to come over here after i left rb, so i did n im glad i did


What do you think of NC and the NBL - specifically when it comes to improvement as a battler? Do you feel like you're getting the feedback and support to improve and/or could something be done differently?

if you want my real opinion on it, people need to understand that thy're not gonna win everything \
@Muff you are my nigga, whether you complain bout that vote or not we handled it n im standing by that decision
i think we need people that break down the vote more, i am the type of guy to say "nice" or "ok"
but i wish people would break it down and really tell people how to get bettr, it'd help me improve


How, if at all, has your writing style changed in your time battling? Do you think it's been and improvement, a step down, or neutral?

i think it improved over time, i'm slowly getting better w/ help from a couple pivotal people
no one person can say they father me, but a couple niggas definitely help me


Who have you enjoyed reading so far? Is there anyone you'd like to battle?

i still fuck w/ muff, he has some filler n drops a wack bar here and there trying to go to far, but he really do have some crazy shit in his verses somtimes, that punji stick line was fresh as fuck.
i think kar is a good battler, i enjoy reading @Dre 's bars, @Hush is a good battler, and he's one i want to battle. glad i got that opporunity
AK is a good battler, and i scrolling through orc's battles he's someone i'd like to get some help from


What do you wanna see next for NC, specifically after NBL ends? Maybe a 1-2 league, a gimmick tourney, something team related, etc?

because of the recent crews forming i want to see a crew tourney, that would be awesome
i hope nc gets more active, and some of the older cats come back


Thanks for doing this interview! The last word's all yours.

hey, thanks for giving me the opportunity to do the interview and shit and i really appreciate the help and support the cats running the site give everyone, you do this shit w/ no warrant of payment and i fucking appreciate that to the core
shout outs to anyone who fucks w/ me on here
if you want to battle me next week just say something n we can arrange it
peace




[Around the Site]

-Netcees' LGPA - that is THE Lime Green Poetry Association - has put up it's first mag - if you're a fan of the way we've been doing mags lately it all comes from Split aka @Dr Dog and you can see what it looks like when he goes in right here. You can (and should) sign up for the league in their sign-in thread.

-The Martyrs to an Abstract Cause topical tourney concludes with @sraL beating Mr. J aka ~12~ in a dope finals. Congrats to both and props to @Vulgar for his work running the tourney. If you missed it you still read it here.

-Karaoke defeats ill nik-A to hold onto his NBL crown, which raises the question: can he be beaten in champ matches? This week Junto will look to find out.

-Veritas catches the jail sentence for excessive Jesusing in discussion, bearing the question - Is there a need for separation of church and text?

-Crews are forming, sides are being taken, lines are being drawn with threats to cross them. This is a tense time for NC. Will our community be safe? Will there be any casualties or innocent bystanders? Will our NCPD be able to keep us safe?

-As always, Gamble is alive and well.





[Predictions]

Champ Match : King Karaoke 5-0 vs Junto 6-2
[Sharp]
Damn this should be dope. Karaoke is one of the best personal battlers in text, while Junto is a mystery with serious bars. Both of these guys are good for consistently dope verses and knowing their opponents should make them drop serious. These two basically need nothing to be said about them and really, their bars will be able to speak for themselves. Two different but killer styles for sure, but Karaoke is just the NC king of champ matches. He's something like 11-1 in NBL champ matches between the last two seasons... he's won around half of the past 2 seasons' champ matches. Hard to bet against him but the only one to beat him was Cashius, another enigmaticish figure. Karaoke gets the 1 point edge but damn. I'm just looking forward to reading this.
Karaoke: 51/49

[Allen]
Sick match up right here, Junto almost quit a while back but didnt & im glad cuz dude is dope, He's been on a roll lately, i think he's really 6-1 cuz one battle he no showed this season, he dropped fire vs muff. I think his style is the type that can beat kar there kinda similar in areas some personals from disc mixed in. Kar is murdering shit this season...again loll his personals are really creative & harsh, shit is hard to beat lol cuz there always fresh since most is from the disc. He must be like 20-2 over the last 3 seasons or some shit like that, crazy lol. This battle is gonna be dope & i can tell real hard to judge cuz both dont slack really. I will def vote on this an look forward to it..Kill it yah'll filthy animals.
Winner=55/45 Kar, im give the slight advantage, hes doin work.

Contender Match: Maximus 3-0 vs Tic Tac 5-4
[Sharp]
The up and comers taking the main stage. This should be dope. Maximus aka Rayge has been good for awhile but he's generally been gliding past his competition so the big question here will be how he does with a tougher opponent. Tic had a shaky period earlier but now he's actually showing up and it's been killin lately. I think right now Tic is good for one or two bangers per battle when he's on, and he's been hot lately. The higher pressure should make dude thrive as well, I have to give him the edge.
Tic: 60/40

[Allen]
I gotta admit max came back from being MIA pretty strong so far, last week he had a real solid verse some dope shit in there. His style is cool got some good concepts, he can twist shit & make it fresh, which is always good to be at...Tic made his way back to the contenders match, had acouple of losses that prolly pissed him off an hes back to see if he can get to the title, Hes good a lil inconsistent lately but his last verse was nice vs fraze...i think hes focused again n wont slack. This will be a close one, i think tic is a lil more creatively...max is a lil harsher..close.[/center]
Winner=Tic 55/45 i think he will drop fire, but max can win

fraze 6-3 vs Lotto Smirk 5-2
[Sharp]
So these dudes have battled before but both have improved a ton in the last few weeks. Fraze has come up out of nowhere with good concepts and been constantly improving on his delivery, while Lotto's been shaking off rust and is capable of dropping hard verses. This should be interesting because they have the opposite problem - Fraze has good concepts but can get off with wording or delivery while Lotto is good at making shit harsh but sometimes settles for an easy/basic/played concept... two would make an interesting tag team... but this is really anyone's match and I'm looking forward to it.
Either way: 50/50

[Allen]
Lotto is do really good this season has a nice rec, only thing i have to say is be a lil more harsh his wording gotten alot better concepts there, needs to polish the ecxution. He def can win this tho, he can hang w/ alot of good ppl at his best. Fraze had a not great showing last week he had to key he was in a rush, i understand that shits...sometimes u dont have time but wen he does focus on his shit, he can drop heat an beat ppl. This battle could be close or not depends which fraze shows up here...
Winner=50/50 this one is pretty hard to pick, either could win

Destroyer 5-3 vs Knucklehead 4-3 (PICS)
[Sharp]
This could turn out dope. Both of these guys have top 10 talent when it comes to pics and they're both dropping consistently. Des seems to be more and more motivated lately and his verses have been improving as he does pics. Knuck seems to be dropping rushed verses lately but doing pics against a formidable opponent could be the motivation he needs to drop dope. But based on what I've seen lately I think Des is gonna have a better verse, though Knuck can always rock a pic battle.
Destroyer: 60/40

[Allen]
Ok this could be a good one but idk if there goin reg or pics, Des isnt horrible at reg battles but he is just decent relies on alot of played flips tbr so hopefully he stays away from that if they dont do pics, but if they do hes good & can beat anyone at them.
Knuckle is dope an got some good concepts, i dont remember seeing him pic battle so idk if they are now to think of it, too lazy to look...if they reg battle i think knuckle will win, if they pic i got des...so ima say.
Winner=50/50 depends on wat kinda battle

Hush 3-2 vs IAmRhetoric 2-2
[Sharp]
Already closed. Damn verses and voting are on point. This'll get an in depth review next week.

[Allen]
Hush is a hall a famer for a reason look at him in the cyph dude will always be in forum tbh when he cares & writes like he wants to his shit is almost unbeatable, i seen him drop fire. Rhetoric is new still doesnt have his style down, he still tryna figure out wording, he will it takes time...but he wont beat hush here tbh hes on another level.
Winner=Hush 80/20

Wanderer 4-6 vs Dre 1-2
[Sharp]
Already open. Go vote.

[Allen]
First off wand is the definition of someone that wants to learn cuz i see him
week in & week out battling an voting, hes also takin all the votes on his battles into mind cuz hes gettin better lil bit evey week soon he will be real good, props brah...dre is a solid battler hes got wording thats smooth but some times his concepts can be played be wen he stays away from that hes good...i think he will win this cuz hes more polished overall an expirenced right now than wanderer...but this could be the battle wan breaks out.
Winner=Dre 60/40

Cred 4-4 vs Bust 2-2
[Sharp]
Open. Vote.

[Allen]
Bust is also a new comer thats gettin better an voting & droppin early props to that bruh, hes pretty decent hes got concepts always one thats nice & makes u think damn wish i thought of that. Cred is good his gun style is affective & hes good at it but hes a lil inconsistent lately he needs to drop flames an prove why he was in the top 10 again, but i still think he will take this one hes more harsh than bust at this point.
Winner=Cred 65/35

Artificial 0-3 vs vs Chyeahhh!!! 1-4
[Sharp]
Already open. Props.

[Allen]
This actually gonna be pretty close, Art is gettin better an knockin off rust hes pretty good in the cyphs tbh has some cool bars...but i feel he a lil inconsistent doe.
Chin is inconsistent to, but then he'll drop a good verse so there pretty much around the same level but i think art is a lil better & wont take this lightly. This could be real close imo.
Winner=Art 55/45

SCRYPT 0-1 vs ribbit 0-1
[Sharp]
Man... this should be... something. Scrypt isn't bad but his concepts usually don't get the wording/delivery to do damage. ribbit aka 2triple0 is just... another level of confusing. Dude is a character I'll give him that. But Scrypt just has a better (read: any) concept of a punch so he'll probably take this one.
Scrypt: 70/30

[Allen]
I think ribbit is still tryna get his shit better, hes not bad but not good yet either i seen his verse in the FN last week he had a good funny bar, i think he should take that approach an build his style around being funny tbh..seems like he can do it. SCRYPT is decent havent seen him in a while besides last weeks verse he needs to work on concepts try to be fresher but i think he'll take this one here tbh, hes a lil more consistent then ribbit. G/l to both.
Winner=SCRYPT 60/40

Odd Ways 1-0 vs murda sho 3-3
[Sharp]
This is potentially a lowkey dope battle. Murda's a complete package textcee, while Odd Ways has some iffy wording at times. He didn't seem too rusty last week and hopefully will come back improved this week against serious competition. This also is the first crew related battle NBL is seein so that should be dope... Bullet Farm represent. Hoping to see some personal stuff from both but right now Murda's just been more consistent. Odd could pull something together but it would one of his best verses to date. Looking forward to it regardless.
Murda: 65/35

[Allen]
This could be a sleeper dope battle, depends if odd shows up this week better than last, he wasnt bad but just came light tbh but hes pretty solid overall *if u needa some fresh sports bars pm lollll*...Murda is dope & has the gun bar steez on lock...i like his shit. Suprised hes 3-3 tbh. This could be close if odds steps it up, but i got murda taking this one, just overall being more polished.
Winner=Murda60/40

Ace 0-0 vs Swerve 0-0
[Sharp]
Swerve could be rusty but was nice back when he battled. Ace definitely has some experience and some rust but his cyph bars look nice. Swerve's gonna end up deciding this one, if he's not too rusty it'll be dope and if he is Ace could take it. Not sure how it goes but Swerve has the slightest edge.
Swerve: 51/49

[Allen]
Ace is decent seen him in the cyph had acouple cool lines but some off kinda seems like an old head but a lil bland tbh. Maybe hes just rusty...Swerve was dope before he went mia but he wasnt gone mad long he could still be there or not but i dont see him being to bad, this could be close depends on how rusty swerve is.
Winner=55/45 Swerve cuz i kno wat hes capable of

Infiltration 0-1 vs Paradigm 1-0
[Sharp]
I think Infiltration is Trag? Or not? Regardless he seemed good in the cyph, hopefully he doesn't try to edit his verse after votes come in or anything. Paradigm was one of the best battlers on NC2 tbh, but he's possibly rusty. He could be hit or miss at the worst I saw from him and if rust is a factor he could be in trouble. But his last verse was solid and I don't expect that again. I think Paradigm is a little more creative but both have solid styles and it could be anyone's battle.
Paradigm: 60/40

[Allen]
This will be good, i like both styles here...Infiltration is pretty good he had a nice verse in shadow boxing last rd so i can see him droppin some dope shit here...Para is pretty good too he had a solid verse the one battle he had here..He can drop heat i seen some good verses, this one will be dumb close really cant pick a winner on this one idk.
g/l to both.
Winner=50/50 anyone can take the dub

Orc 2-3 vs Mr. J 0-0
[Sharp]
Already open for votes. Props guys.

Remy LeBeau 0-0 vs Chamber 0-0
[Sharp]
Remy could be Gamble... maybe. Chamber could be literally anyone. Looking forward to seeing how these guys are.
Either Way: 50/50





[Power Rankings]
[Sharp]

1. Karaoke
Undefeated champ streak last season. Undefeated champ streak (so far) this season. Need I say more?

2. Junto
If anyone's going to end it Junto is easily one of the most capable. Can't say who'll win but it should be close

3. Tic
He's been showing up lately and is always capable of a surprise.

4. Hush
Now that he's enjoying battling he can drop a mean verse. He's probably going to the last contender match so we'll see how this shit works.

5. Destroyer
Gotten into a rhythm with pic battles and amassing wins. The trend may continue for the rest of the season.

6. murda sho
Dude is dope and a master of his own style. He can beat anyone in text today, but will he?

7. Orc
I've been saying he should be texting like he's got something to prove all season. With as many noshows and wins so far he god damn better start.

8. Knucklehead
Been skating by but Des will make him work. Will he sink or swim?


[Sexy Chicks]








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WTF

WTF@ LAMARCUS ALDRIDGE GOIN TO THE SPURS
WTF@ THEM ABOUT TO HAVE A TWIN TOWER NEW SCHOOL
WTF@ THEM GONNA BE SICKER THAN THIS YEAR
WTF@ MUFF STILL BOARDING ON HAZARDOUS LEVELS
WTF@ HOW POPPIN NC IS & WERE ABOUT TO HAVE CREW TOURNEYS
WTF@ NYSE GOIN DOWN
WTF@ LIL WAYNES NEW MIXTAPE BEING PRETTY GOOD IMO
WTF@ SWERVE BEING BACK
WTF@ THE NBA FREE AGENT MARKET BEING CRAZY
WTF@ THE NEW TRUE DETECTIVE STARTIN OFF CRAZY
WTF@ DES NOT CRYIN ABOUT VOTES LATELY


[Outro]

[Allen]
Well there u have it u pig fuckers, Another edition of the mag, hope u bums enjoyed it cuz it takes work....Just do ur part drop the best verses u can & vote, so i dont have to come & water torture u in from of ur fam. This is the man, the legend, da god AK & sharp 9 sparyin killa signing out. PZ u soft bitches

[Sharp]
Know what? Allen always starts with some insult. So I'm gonna end with some positivity. Each and every one of you are creative, clever, and the reason why we do this shit weekly for fucking 4 months at a time. So keep doing what you've been doing and try to pay it forward for the other heads - we want dope battles but we get that through our community developing both interest and inexperienced talent. Shout outs to those looking to elevate and those looking to help them reach their goals. Peace.

[Bash]

Thanks to all the writers

[Ronin]

Props. Y'all keeping this league nice.

[Split Eight]

Killed it
@Innovator helped me with the mag btw as did @Objective and @Vulgar

[El Muffin]

nice

I thought I won but I could see him winning

all good. just was mad at how it ended. that fkn vote sealin the deal

[Allen Knight]

Originally Posted by Muff

nice

I thought I won but I could see him winning

all good. just was mad at how it ended. that fkn vote sealin the deal

[El Muffin]

Stfu Snaggletooth

Fore I kick ur fangs out

[Allen Knight]

Originally Posted by Muff

Stfu Snaggletooth

Fore I kick ur fangs out

muff be like...

[El Muffin]

Oh shit u actually found a sealion gif?

I'm fkn dead

[El Muffin]

Awww. Allen.

It's OK Noone gunna take the box. I promise

[Amen.]

Dope

Them bitches tho.

Meaghan Good.

Oh my...

[El Muffin]

I'm sure that isn't Meghan good but damn is right

2nd to last birch

I bet u Want to eat ass so bad right now

[El Muffin]

Ok. I'll make an exception

That thing sit too right

She can keep them pants on 2

I'll eat a hole thru em

[Amen.]

Originally Posted by Muff

I'm sure that isn't Meghan good but damn is right

2nd to last birch

I bet u Want to eat ass so bad right now

I'd eat all of their asses tbh bro lol

[Objective]

Originally Posted by Dr Dog

Killed it
@Innovator helped me with the mag btw as did @Objective and @Vulgar

Not sure why I was mentioned but thanks, haha. Ye, I didn't help out on this one, I wrote some stuff in the Poetry mag only.

[Bust]

Nice job, Allen n sharp,

[ribbit]

Dopeness reincarnated

[Kill Spree]

dope shit fellas. Good work.

[Cred]

This shit lit like every other week. Props my dudes.

Next time I'm a wait til the mag drops to drop my verse to get sum predictions though. Lol, fuckin around.

[Maximus]

These joints demand lots of effort. Props to u guys once again for this..